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Darth_Leia_6669
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Apr '03
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2/21/07 8:18am
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RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
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It took a while to get to and then read the new monologue, but as always, you make it worth the wait! Even if the wait was seven months long *fumes* But all is now forgiven, well, for the moment at least. This was brilliant, definately on par with past performances! Another one possibly coming soon? I'd hold my breath, but, well...
Can't wait to see some more!
--later--
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
2/25/07 12:19pm
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Darth_Leia_6669 : --Even if the wait was seven months long--Actually, it was only four months...  Still too long, but still...glad you liked it.
And, as promised  , the latest--
VIEWING THE DEATH STAR:
(Aboard the command deck of an Imperial ship, Vader approaches the Emperor, who's speaking with Grand Moff Tarkin. Tarkin walks away, leaving Vader and Palpatine to gaze out the viewport at the framework of the Death Star under construction.)
ANAKIN: Wow. That's one big ball.
(Vader crosses his arms on his chest.)
VADER: Magnificent, isn't it? The power of the Empire given form.
A: Maybe. Or maybe it's just Palpatine waaaay overcompensating.
V: For what?
A: Well, just that guys in his...situation usually buy themselves a big, flashy sports speeder.
V: What situation?
A: You know...a big expensive vehicle to compensate for a tiny...you know.
V: Still not following you.
A: *whisper* *whisper* *whisper*
V: Oh, sick! Siiiiiiiiiiick! I'm never getting that image out of my head now! Ptoo! Ptoo!
A: Hey, you asked! It's not my fault Palps wants to show everyone how big his ball is...
V: Knock it off! Gah! I'll have to sterilize my brain now! Are you going to be like this all the time?
A: Yeah, it's pretty much what I do.
V: Force help me...
(pause)
A: So...when's he building the other one?
V: Will you stop...?!!!!
 Blind Man
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Ascal_Elessar
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2/25/07 12:38pm
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I haven't stopped laughing for the last 5 minutes. Fantastic! 
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2/25/07 8:40pm
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Blindman, you are a sick, sick puppy. I love it.
A: So... when's he building the other one?
repeat all previous praises again...
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Darth_Leia_6669
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2/28/07 8:34am
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Oh, the images I now have to sterilize from MY brain... lol.
OK, so I do have a tendency to exaggerate at times, you'll have to forgive me for that, but four months is still too long to go without a new monologue. Still, I have to say that two new ones so close together make up for it. Now, if I can stop laughing long enough to concentrate on my Algebra class, I'll be doing alright!
--later--
6669
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Stargazer-19
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3/1/07 12:28am
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A: So...when's he building the other one?
Wow. I guess this proves that Anakin is the one with the dirty mind.
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SolGonsar
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3/1/07 7:54pm
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"A: So...when's he building the other one?"
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Trimaj
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3/1/07 11:34pm
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*falls over laughing*
brilliant as always blindman... and definitely worth the wait.
i also loved the obidala comment, that was hilarious.
can't wait for another...
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Dark_Lord_Yoda
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3/4/07 10:26am
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Holy crap BlindMan...you are a god among motrals when it comes to comedy...long time reader, first time to a reply...I can't wait till more shows up. Keep up the awesome work!
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IsithTorin_DarkJedi
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3/7/07 8:50am
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it took a while, but i finally caught up. I really love this. Its so funny, always brightens my day. keep up the great work.
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Stargazer-19
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3/8/07 12:52am
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I just re-read most of the monologues. For some reason it reminded me of that old cartoon "Pinky and the Brain"...except, you know, Vader really did take over the world.
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Magneto: “You wanted us to protect the library. What kind of villain attacks a library?
Xavier: You always did stupid things when you were a villain.
M: Did I ever attack a library?
X: Well, no.
M: Exactly. No self respecting villain attacks a library.
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Laine_Snowtrekker
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3/14/07 5:59pm
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Argh, I missed two!
These are great, Blindman, I love them. 
I would love to be on a PM list.
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runtateer
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3/23/07 7:10pm
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LOL, I love this thread!
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Trimaj
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3/28/07 7:14pm
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more soonish by any chance?
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DunedinJedi
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4/3/07 2:26pm
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oh no :P I ll never get this image of my head neither ;P
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