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The Vader Monologues (humor)
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
7/3/07 12:14am
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RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
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Fanficfan : Well, if the *dog* is voting, I'll have to seriously consider it... 
Fanficfan posted:
And within the time frame that you specified  I'm very proud of you.
 Too funny! (I'm proud of me, too. ) Thanks for reading!
Jedi_Master_Cazz : Thanks! 
Stargazer-19 : Thank you!
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piratedreamer
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7/4/07 10:11am
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I'm voting for a sequel too!!! 
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Laine_Snowtrekker
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Date Posted:
7/5/07 9:24am
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Great last monologue! And funny!
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
7/8/07 8:09pm
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piratedreamer : Vote tallied!
Laine_Snowtrekker : Thanks!
As far as the sequel goes...you folks are just evil. Pure, pure evil, putting that notion in my head. Because it wasn't something I'd been considering. And because the notion just wouldn't leave. And because it just kept scraping at my mind like a puppy at the door. And because now...
...*now*...
...I have an idea.
But it's not Obi-Wan. 
I'm still debating whether or not to wait until I've finished the Vader Monologues before I start it up, to try and get a few "in the can" before I start posting them over on the Saga board; or if I should just go ahead and post the first sooner rather than later, and add more as time allows.
Any thoughts, you sinister folk?
Blind Man
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piratedreamer
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Date Posted:
7/8/07 10:25pm
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I might recommend finishing the Vader Monologues first, then posting the sequel. It'll give you plenty of extra space to play with later when you need it.
Congrats on the Saga Nom!!!!
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Fanficfan
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Date Posted:
7/10/07 1:31am
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I agree with Piratedreamer. Finish with Vader first, then move on to your new toy boy/girl.
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Ascal_Elessar
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Date Posted:
7/10/07 12:32pm
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A: And what do you plan to tell her? "That smoke? Oh, somebody just burned a casserole in the Temple cafeteria. Don't worry about it." Or maybe, "Hey, honey! I just slaughtered the Jedi, and I'm starved. What's for dinner?"
fantastic, as always! Can't wait to see what you've planned for the sequel.
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BattousaiCV
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Date Posted:
7/16/07 3:31pm
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Those were hilarious
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DarthBreezy
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Date Posted:
7/17/07 9:57am
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Post post post!!!
We are used to long waits - just get us started!!!
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I love Sci Fi
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Date Posted:
8/8/07 6:58pm
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WEEEEE!!! I come back after a long break and have several great posts to read.
Doing wonderful BlindMan. Keep up the good work.
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
8/12/07 6:10pm
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RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
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Just checking in to let you all know I'm not dead...
Ascal_Elessar : Thanks!
BattousaiCV : Thank you!
I love Sci Fi : Good to see you again! Thanks!
As far as the sequel Monologue series goes, I'm thinking I'll hold off a bit longer until I finish with Vader. (Sorry Breezy! ) If I change my mind, though, you'll be the first ones to know.
The next monologue is burbling in the back of my mind, but hasn't quite solidified yet.
In lieu of that, I hope you'll permit me to pimp the work of a far greater writer than I could ever hope to be: Neil Gaiman.
Specifically...if you enjoy fantasy films with liberal splashes of humor, heaping helpings of romance...action and adventure...then run, do not walk, to your local multiplex and see Stardust.
Now.
A fun, romantic script that had even my own manly self misty-eyed , great performances all around--Robert DeNiro is priceless as Captain Shakespeare; Claire Danes is, quite appropriately, luminous (pun intended) as Yvaine--a nice adventurous score...this is, quite simply, the best film I've seen in ages.
Unfortunately, it appears to have opened in fourth place at the box office, with only $9 million dollars (at least at the time I'm writing this)--barely above fifth-place Underdog, for heaven's sake   . A movie like this deserves *so* much better--so if you like any of the aforementioned elements, do yourselves a favor and check it out. You won't regret it.
(Thus ends this public service announcement. )
Stardust
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
8/15/07 10:42am
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And here it is!
ON CORUSCANT (3):
(Having just helped kill Mace Windu, and pledging himself to the Dark Side, Vader discusses with Palpatine the idea of the Jedi moving against the Senate. He receives his instructions to go to the Jedi Temple, then to the Mustafar system.)
PALPATINE: Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.
(Vader leaves to carry out his orders.)
ANAKIN: You don't actually believe the Jedi will kill the Senators, do you?
VADER: It could happen.
A: Don't be ridiculous. Besides, I seem to recall you telling Padme that you didn't like the way the Senate was set up. When you were having your little romp in the meadow with her before the war started?
V: That was just me workin' it. You know, trying to sound all political and stuff, and still be the bad boy. Because chicks totally dig that sort of stuff.
A: If you say so...
V: And it worked! Score, baby!
A: All right, just for the sake of argument, suppose the Jedi did take over. You know they could do it without bloodshed--and it'd actually be kind of wizard!
V: It would be a nightmare. They'd just sit around meditating, and nothing would ever get done.
A: Because the Senate gets so much done now, right?
V: Good point, but still.
A: And the Jedi might not get anything done--but they'd be doing it with lightsabers! Which is just so much cooler than doing nothing *without* a lightsaber.
V: Lightsabers do make everything cooler...
A: And Mace would have made a great Chancellor. 'Cause you know he would have been all, "I am tired of these mother effin' filibusters on this mother effin' bill!"
V: Hmmm. Well, too late for it now. This is all pointless speculation, anyway.
A: So you *don't* think the Jedi will move against the Senate, then?
V: Perhaps not.
A: Then go tell Palpatine that, and get away from all this! Do the right thing, man!
V: No can do. He's got the knowledge that I need to help Padme, and to become stronger in the Force.
A: So you're just going to abandon your own beliefs for the sake of personal gain?
V: Yep.
A: Man, you're in the wrong line of work. You would have made a great politician.
V: Okay, now you're just being mean...
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Laine_Snowtrekker
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Date Posted:
8/15/07 12:19pm
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Hilarious! That was great, Anakin saying that Vader could have been a politician.
And thanks for the PM! See, it makes me respond faster.
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Raptor517
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Date Posted:
8/15/07 3:22pm
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Ouch. Anakin, that was below the belt. Though I do think Mace would havbe made a great chancellor.
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justicejedi
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Date Posted:
8/15/07 4:25pm
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Fantastic as usual. I can't wait for the sequel!
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