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BlindMan
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8/16/07 10:28am
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Thanks, all! 
Blind Man
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Ascal_Elessar
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8/16/07 11:57am
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A: And Mace would have made a great Chancellor. 'Cause you know he would have been all, "I am tired of these mother effin' filibusters on this mother effin' bill!"
 Have to agree though, Mace'd make a great chancellor.
Brilliant as always.
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astroanna
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8/16/07 12:55pm
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Great job, as usual, BlindMan!
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Healer_Leona
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8/16/07 3:42pm
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What a treat to get the PM!! 
Stardust is one movie I so want to sdee on the big screen. 
A: Because the Senate gets so much done now, right?
V: Good point, but still.
But still nothing!! Don't even try to compare. lol
A: Man, you're in the wrong line of work. You would have made a great politician.
V: Okay, now you're just being mean...
Ha!!
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Jedi_Master_Cazz
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8/17/07 9:55pm
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Poor Vader, man Anakin, that was tense! A good politicion? The WAS mean!
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BlindMan
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8/19/07 6:01pm
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Thanks, everyone!
More to come! (But not much more...  )
Blind Man
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Darth_Leia_6669
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8/20/07 2:23pm
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Wow! I come back after a few months and there's three new posts. Still shouldn't read these in the library though! And what's this about a sequel? I can't wait to see what that's going to be like!!!!
--later--
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sheep21
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8/21/07 5:01am
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long time lurker back again, nice one BM. Keep up the good work
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Stargazer-19
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8/28/07 9:03pm
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A: All right, just for the sake of argument, suppose the Jedi did take over. You know they could do it without bloodshed--and it'd actually be kind of wizard!
V: It would be a nightmare. They'd just sit around meditating, and nothing would ever get done.
A: Because the Senate gets so much done now, right?
Speaking as a political science major, this cracked me up!
and after watching Stardust, I have to agree that the movie was fantastic , personally Septimus and his brothers were my favorite!!!
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Leia_Sith_Lady
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9/1/07 3:18pm
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I found this today and have not stopped laughing since I woke up. I can't pick one part that I think is the best.
One of the best fics I have ever read. I'd love a sequel!
Keep up the awesome work!
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BlindMan
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9/9/07 5:32pm
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Good to see some familiar faces back! And a new one, too! (Welcome, Leia_Sith_Lady )
Glad you all enjoyed the last one...
Just dropping in for a quick update: as far as I can tell, there are only a couple more monologues left. Ideally, I would have gotten the penultimate one started by now. But I find myself in an un-ideal situation, with an injured hand that's quite hampering my typing abilities. (I'm typing this now with one hand-- 'tain't easy, let me tell you.  ) Until the bones knit, new posts might be scarcer than usual around here--and the sequel's definitely been pushed back... 
Hopefully it won't be too long a wait--I'm sure you've all had enough of that...
I'll try to figure something out, but if you see even less of me than normal--now you know why.
Thanks for your patience...it really is appreciated!
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astroanna
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9/9/07 6:15pm
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Don't worry, BlindMan, we'll keep your thread warm for you!
Feel better, and let your hand heal properly...
(Last thing we need is a BlindMan with carpal tunnel...)
Later!
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Darth_Leia_6669
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9/10/07 1:49pm
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Hang on there Blindman, and heal that hand up real good cuz you know that we'll make you work double time once it heals nice and proper. And don't think I won't send Vader after you if you start slacking too much! I'll give you some time first though, to make a complete recovery. But with the situation I'm in right now, I need a good dose of funny, so don't take too long!
--later--
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Shiro-Oni
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9/22/07 9:59pm
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Woah! I havent stopped in here since like...january. before that, even! But this stuff is still amazing, Blindman! I would love to see a sequel.
Heal Well, and take your time with it. Health before work, man.
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Idrelle_Miocovani
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Date Posted:
9/29/07 12:32pm
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Just dropping a note that
1) You are a complete GENIUS, Blindman! 
2) I've been reading off and on over the years and am finally not going to lurk anymore!
A: All right, just for the sake of argument, suppose the Jedi did take over. You know they could do it without bloodshed--and it'd actually be kind of wizard!
V: It would be a nightmare. They'd just sit around meditating, and nothing would ever get done.
A: Because the Senate gets so much done now, right?
V: Good point, but still.
A: And the Jedi might not get anything done--but they'd be doing it with lightsabers! Which is just so much cooler than doing nothing *without* a lightsaber.
V: Lightsabers do make everything cooler...
Tis true, tis true!
A: And Mace would have made a great Chancellor. 'Cause you know he would have been all, "I am tired of these mother effin' filibusters on this mother effin' bill!"
Oh dear.
Anyways, I hope your hand heals all right and that you'll be back soon!
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