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Healer_Leona 
Registered: Jul '00
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Date Posted: 11/19/07 3:45pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor) - Date Edited: 11/19/07 4:54pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Healer_Leona
Oh yay for Vader getting to be the ittle voice now! laugh laugh

That was just perfect. It was wonderful following along all this time and it's really kinda sad this one is over.

Now on to th spinoff!! grin grin

Edit:
You know, it might be cheating, but I think you should do some little epilogue and post it 12/31 on the 6th anniversary of this thread. wink

 

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Jedi_Master_Cazz 
Registered: Sep '05
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Date Posted: 11/20/07 2:19am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Yeah, in the spinoff BlindMan, I'll be counting on it!

Poor Anakin!

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Darth_Sabith 
Registered: Oct '06
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Date Posted: 11/23/07 5:53pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Um maybe you should do one with the old senial Yoda. After all he was over 900 years old he would be a little out there great job by the way BM.

 

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BlindMan 
Registered: Nov '01
Date Posted: 11/23/07 9:58pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Laine_Snowtrekker : Thanks! Will do!

Fanficfan : Why I oughtta... beatup Just kidding. happy

astroanna : Thanks!

Ascal_Elessar : Thank you!

Healer_Leona : Thank you! An epilogue is a definite possibility. Must ponder... thinking

Jedi_Master_Cazz: Okey-doke!

Darth_Sabith : Are you psychic? tongue


Thanks again, all!



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piratedreamer 
Registered: May '06
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Date Posted: 11/24/07 1:07am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Bravo! The perfect ending to a wonderfully addictive and hilarious series.

Man, I have so many good memories from this thread...I remember someone saying early on that we wouldn't be able to watch SW (particularly the PT, for obvious reasons) the same way ever again (primarily without laughing at every Vader scene). That statement was completely true, and I hold you, BM, personally responsible! tongue

Great work, fabulous redemption ending. Keep up the hilarious work and let us all know when the sequel is out! love

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BlindMan 
Registered: Nov '01
Date Posted: 12/2/07 4:14pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
piratedreamer posted:
I remember someone saying early on that we wouldn't be able to watch SW (particularly the PT, for obvious reasons) the same way ever again (primarily without laughing at every Vader scene). That statement was completely true, and I hold you, BM, personally responsible! tongue


The highest of compliments! grin


piratedreamer posted:
Great work, fabulous redemption ending. Keep up the hilarious work and let us all know when the sequel is out!



Thanks! Will do!



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Irish_Jedi_Jade 
Registered: Jul '07
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Date Posted: 12/22/07 11:29pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Hahahahahahah!!! Very very funny! Most inventive too...excelelnt!! The macarena....too funny!! My spanish teacher listed that as the torturous punishment for falling asleep...so its got merit!!!

good_luck Irish

 

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Triscuitsolo 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 1/11 6:21am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
genious
this is absolutely hilarious
im going to join this forum from now on in my second period study hall
50 minutes of entertainment added to my day happy


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LilyHobbitJedi 
Registered: Aug '05
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Date Posted: 1/16 5:20am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
laugh laugh Absolutely terrifically funny ending! Wonderful story BlindMan, I can't wait for the spin off! applause applause

 

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Trimaj 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 1/18 6:49pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
great job blindman, glad i was able to get in on the ride late comer though i was. definitely be looking for the spinoff to this. PM's would be appreciated vastly.

genius as usual on the finale, vader getting payback... didn't see it coming oddly. perfect ending though.

keep up the good work so long as you're able BM, you will be missed otherwise.

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DunedinJedi 
Registered: Jan '07
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Date Posted: 2/18 11:48am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Thank you it wa brillaint happy

 

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Onoto 
Registered: Oct '04
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Date Posted: 2/25 2:23pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
Thank you for writing these monologues.

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sheep21 
Registered: Jul '04
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Date Posted: 2/27 4:19pm Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
thanks blindman its been a good few years happy

 

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Jauhzmynn 
Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 2/28 10:05am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
LOL Blindman, you're great. Thanks for all the years of tremendous monologues.
Oh BTW I had seen Stardust. Neat movie it's in my collection.

Now maybe ideas on another robotic/organic monologue. I don't think Grevious would be that humours.

 

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Jade_Max 
Registered: Jun '02
Date Posted: 3/28 3:42am Subject: RE: The Vader Monologues (humor)
I did the unthinkable.

I brought Blind Man's monologues to work - and made everyone in my office collapse from laughing when they should have been working grin


Thank you Blind Man for such a wonderful, hilarious, side cracking, back hurting, belly cramping ride that is incomparable. applause It's been a fabulous time - thanks for all the laughs!

 

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