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Ashamaphone
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Jan '01
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Date Posted:
6/10/05 6:01pm
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"Men," Green Leader said, "open f--Ooh, are those chocolate chip?"
Typical males; always thinking with their stomachs   
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Master_Chris
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May '05
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Date Posted:
6/11/05 4:34am
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Sir," Green Four said, "what about Order 66?"
"Shut up, Larry..." Green Leader hissed. "Cookies, man!"
MUSN'T....LAUGH TOO LOUDLY....WILL WAKE....EVERYONE....ELSE....UP IN....MY...DORM...
Im ok now. thats really funny, liked the part about the severed appendage fairy too.
*ohh, looks like theres a fight brewing in a cantina. Some farm boy got roughed up, oh, an old man just stepped in. Ohh, the blasters are up and all, and the old man pulls out...a lightsaber?!
that..it..he...
did i mention that I *hate* the Jedi?*
cant remember all of it, but thats damn hilarious!
*chants* UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPU *WAKES DORM MATES, WHO JOIN IN* UPUPUPUPUPUPU
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
6/11/05 6:53pm
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JediCallista_1_6_e54: Yep. The power of cookies might be the only thing that would trump the power of bacon...
sheep21: Thanks!
Enji: You can never have too many cookies... 
Ashamaphone: Guilty!
Master_Chris: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it...
Blind Man
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val solo
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Date Posted:
6/13/05 4:20pm
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Chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven?...It's impossible to refuse!
Great writing, Blindman! 
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jdijade
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May '05
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Date Posted:
6/14/05 3:01am
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::elevator dings::
Going UP please. Level 1: lingerie, sporting goods, and the next BlindMan STORY!
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MasterBriseisKenobi1
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Mar '05
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Date Posted:
6/14/05 11:48am
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sry to everyone who knows i'm not supposed to be in here, but they got to my weakness...
(hangs head in shame)
(takes a deep breath, cups mouth w/ hands and screams:)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
ok, u happy now, -_-_ObiWanKenobi_-_- ????
i just broke code, u know!
i really love obi, though... argh! conflicted feelings!
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Master_Chris
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Date Posted:
6/16/05 10:59pm
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*brandishes backpack full of thermal detonators* Do i need to use these? They cost me heaps to buy! Come on Blindman, up up up UPUPUPUP!
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
6/20/05 7:53pm
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val solo: Impossible indeed! Thanks! Good to see you again...
jdijade: New story'll show up eventually. Thanks for keeping the elevator running.
MasterBriseisKenobi1: I have to admit that I'm *completely* confused by that post.
Master_Chris: As if the hitting wasn't bad enough?
Blind Man
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Master_Chris
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Date Posted:
6/20/05 9:37pm
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BlindMan posted:
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Master_Chris: As if the hitting wasn't bad enough?
Blind Man
your muse must have lost its touch, im giving it ideas
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Im surounded by heretics. whoopdi frikken do.
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J_Girl
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Date Posted:
6/21/05 9:20am
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Severed Appendage Fairy?
Anankin...friggin'...Skywalker?
J_Girl
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
6/22/05 6:32pm
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J_Girl: Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it...
Blind Man
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Nomad-2
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Date Posted:
6/22/05 6:50pm
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This stuff is pure gold!! I'm trying not to laugh seeing as it's 02:45 over here!
A quick BOOM!!!! from good ol' Blighty!
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BlindMan
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6/27/05 2:00pm
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Nomad-2: Thank you!
Blind Man
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Jedi Master Greg
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6/27/05 7:26pm
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Hahaha! That was adorable!
While they're eating them she should have killed them when they weren't ready! Hahaha...
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BlindMan
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7/2/05 7:32pm
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Jedi Master Greg: Thank you!
More to come, everyone!
Blind Man
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