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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
9/25/05 5:41pm
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RE: Short Attention Span Theater Presents...
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MsLanna posted:
*enters with ghostbusters in tow*
How about trying a new approach?
*letting ghostbusters loos on DRL*
Hehe, they should have him boxed up in no time at all!!!
Then BM can be back and I will finally be fired for laughing too much at work! 
execellent.  
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
10/2/05 4:39pm
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a thread such as this really shouldn't be at the bottom of the list. 
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/3/05 4:23pm
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HE-E-E-L-L-L-O-O-O-O--o-o-o-o-o-o-oooooo...... *echoes off into eternity*
Hm....this seems highly suspicious. I may have to call in yet MORE back-up, just to make sure BM hasn't fallen off a cliff or nothin'.
*whistles and about 15 men appear, Jaci's personal favs, all from different movies and genre's, from both the sides of good and evil, men and boys alike, but all devoted to helping recover a good author relatively unharmed and full of ideas* Fetch, boys!!! *They all go off in search of the elusive BM.*
Well?!!!! I can't do this alone, helped by my boys or no!!!
 Jacinta Kenobi
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sheep21
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Date Posted:
10/4/05 5:32pm
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Come on Blindman, its october now!!!!!
whats going on in real life to be keeping you?!!!
I need a storyyyy
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ITS THE SCYTHE ISNT IT? EVERYONE NOTICES THE SCYTHE
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/5/05 11:32pm
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*Jumps into forum, waving arms madly* Hey, DRL! Ya, you, you unholy, low-life, pain-in-the-butt nerfherder! *Sticks out tongue and waggles it*  Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, you can't catch me!
*hordes of DRL favorite weapons, such as Darth Job-searching, Darth College, Darth Nagging-Mother, Darth Black-hole-that-used-to-be-my-room-and-needs-cleaned, going roaring in pursuit of Jacinta, and even DRL gets in on the chase. With a slow look of horror, Jaci realizes what she has done* OH CRAP!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!
*goes screaming off into the distance, DRL hot on her tail. Silence for a moment, then Jaci comes running back, pausing long enough to pass an important message.* Quick, BlindMan, I got him distracted! Take advantage of the time! *Sees that DRL appears to have procured a speeder bike and a taser. Jaci's faces turns ashen,  and she goes running off again, a cloud of dust settling in her wake*
Jacinta Kenobi
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ShadowofLures
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10/6/05 5:08am
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*gets out bazooka*
*aims carefully at energy generator at bottom of speeder bike*
*fires*
*proton blast flies to bike and blows it sky-high*
did that help? 
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
10/7/05 5:08am
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upping because no one else will.......;)
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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*Jacinta slinks into forum, looking around carefully. She holds her stomach and pants for awhile before straightening and giving a sigh of relief.* Whew....think you got him for the moment, ShadowofLures. Thanks much.
Hey, whaddya mean no one else will?  I'll have you know this is the only thing I post on! LOL.
*Jacinta clears throat and suddenly, the lights all dim and a black cloak appears around her.*
You must join me, ShadowofLures, and together, we will destroy DRL!
*long pause as things return back to normal.* Ok, so that might be a little optomistic. *shrugs* Worth a try.
*Suddenly, DRL reappears, slightly scorched and very angry looking. In tow, he has Darth Evil-child-to-be-babysat and Darth Homework. Jacinta once more gets the frightened rabbit look and goes running off again.*
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
10/8/05 5:52am
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ok, here comes the evil babysitter that trains all children to do your homework for you.
ok, little kid, do you like algebra? 
*little kid starts to cry*
ok ok, i sentence you to clean your room for now.
*little kid runs up stairs and locks self in room.*
that takes care of that. *turns to darth homework*
hmmmmmm. a special remedy for you, my paper friend.
*lights a match......*
edit: i apparently can't spell 'darth' correctly.
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/9/05 4:38pm
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ShadowofLures, I LOVE you! *grins as my homework goes up in flames.* MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! Thanks! Hey, anytime I can return the favor, lemme know! I have a couple other Darth to take care of, Darth Room-that-needs-cleaning and Darth Nagging-mom first and foremost, but...I'm evading them for now=AKA=ignoring them.
LONG LIVE PROCRASTINATION!
Now if only we could solve the Dark Lack-of-posts problem. *wails as she glances around at empty forum*  Come on, BlindMan, please? I have wisdom teeth that are telling me they need to be pulled  and I feel like death warmed over  and I need a boost!
*crickets sound* Ok, ok, I'll stop nagging. I don't have a life I know, I'll leave you alone. But I WILL NOT stop upping this thread.
 Jacinta Kenobi
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
10/10/05 5:05am
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Jacinta, no problem.
ok, this is what we do if Blindman hasn't returned by Halloween:
Haunting PM Boxes
step 1 = PM Blindman that we miss him, and are worried he has been attacked by DRL so badly to the point he needs assistance.
step 2 = PM Blindman that we'd like him to come back asap.
step 3 = PM Blindman to come back soon.....OR ELSE!
step 4 = PM Blindman: COME BACK
step 5 = PM Blindman material in step 4, but cover the whole page and put your respected signiture (ex.  Shadow )at the bottom.
zis is the plan.......  
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/10/05 9:24am
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Do you think it might help if I PMed BlindMan and begged him on the grounds that today is my birthday? No? *face drops and Jacinta shrugs* Oh well, I don't celebrate my birthday anyhoo, so I guess that would be cheating.
Yours sounds like an excellent plan, ShadowofLures. I'm with you! Will we PM him once a day starting the 31st? *begins waiting patiently for Halloween*
Ok, until the 31st, I vow to faithly UP this once a day. Whether my up is funny or not...that I won't promise.
 Jacinta Kenobi
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/11/05 10:50am
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*Comes in doing Mexican hat dance* Hello everyone! Just dropping by for my daily up!
*crickets sound*
WHAT?!!!! I said I didn't promise to be funny!!!
 Jacinta Kenobi
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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10/12/05 12:29am
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Hey!!! ShadowofLures, what happened? Did DRL get you? Don't leave me here alone!!!!*goes off in terrified search of SoL*
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...*wanders back in* Great. Now I've lost BlindMan AND ShadowofLures. Just great.  Guess I better go look some more. I'll be back. *wanders off again, using Obi-Wan's saber as a flashlight, ignoring his protests of "Hey, that's mine, give it back!" and "That's not a toy, you insane FF writer, bring it back before you hurt someone!!!"*
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Oh ya...UP!!!!!! upupupupupupup!
 Jacinta Kenobi
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neila_nuruodo
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Date Posted:
10/12/05 8:47am
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*tapdances* Need more humor!
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