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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Sep '01
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Date Posted:
10/14/05 10:25am
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RE: Short Attention Span Theater Presents...
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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UP!!!!!!!!! I don't time to be funny or even interesting....or even un-funny (like normal) today. I have to be at school in ten minutes, but I just had to up this and apologize that I couldn't yesterday, I wasn't near a comp all day. *sigh* My life is TOO much like a soap opera I think. I need some humor in it. Come one BlindMan, we miss you, come back to us, even just to let us know you still live on!!! 
 Jacinta Kenobi
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"Aim to cripple the cabbages!"
*BOOM!!* Gus smiles smugly as the cabbage head explodes
"Geez, you killed it!!"
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
10/15/05 9:08am
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Jacinta_Kenobi posted:
Hey!!! ShadowofLures, what happened? Did DRL get you? Don't leave me here alone!!!!*goes off in terrified search of SoL*
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...*wanders back in* Great. Now I've lost BlindMan AND ShadowofLures. Just great.  Guess I better go look some more. I'll be back. *wanders off again, using Obi-Wan's saber as a flashlight, ignoring his protests of "Hey, that's mine, give it back!" and "That's not a toy, you insane FF writer, bring it back before you hurt someone!!!"*
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Oh ya...UP!!!!!! upupupupupupup!
 Jacinta Kenobi
heeheeheeeeeeeee! [face_laughing] actually, my parents locked me in a literal dungeon for a week. 
hey, do you think we could trap obi by luring him with his lightsaber and an anti-Force sheild? heehee.... 
hey, gotta have obi?
Blindman: HEY! if you don't get back soon, i'll start up a convo about ewan and hold a contest to who can find the hottest pic of him.  
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
10/16/05 5:26pm
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ShadowofLures posted:
Blindman: HEY! if you don't get back soon, i'll start up a convo about ewan and hold a contest to who can find the hottest pic of him.
Ohhhh, no you don't. None of that, now. Looks like I got back just in time. 
Sorry for the lateness, all. Finally wrestled a bit of time from Real Life. I do appreciate your support and patience. Not sure how often I'll be able to update, but here's a little something to keep things going. 
(INTERGALACTIC DATABASE INITIALIZED)
YOU'VE BEEN QUIET, SENTIENT. FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. ARE YOU NOT ENJOYING THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE?
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MY FILES INDICATE THAT THAT GESTURE YOU'RE MAKING IS CONSIDERED OBSCENE ON SEVENTEEN WORLDS. ON SIX OTHER WORLDS, HOWEVER, YOU WOULD BE PROPOSITIONING ME. WHILE I'M FLATTERED, I MUST HASTEN TO ASSURE THAT I DO NOT, IN THE VERNACULAR, "SWING THAT WAY". SHALL WE CONTINUE EXAMINING THE FILES?
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(RANDOM SEARCH FUNCTION INITIATED)
(FILE FOUND. DISPLAYING FILE 5930:)
C-3PO:
Protocol droid, specializing in human-cyborg relations. (Which, one would speculate, should more accurately be called human-droid relations. But that's neither here nor there.) Claims to be fluent in over six million forms of communication. However, since there are only five million documented forms of communication, he either has a programming glitch or is just a filthy, filthy liar.
Nicknames: Threepio; Goldenrod; The Professor; Mary Ann; The Millionaire; His Wife; Dr. Funky Love.
Constructed by Anakin Skywalker (cross-reference files DARTH VADER and YIPPEE!), C-3PO spent his early years enjoying the freewheeling nudist lifestyle, before finally settling down on the farm of Cliegg Lars. Eventually, however, he was pulled from this sedate existence and hurled into the thick of galactic events alongside his counterpart R2-D2 (cross-reference file HOLY ONE)--first in the struggle against the Separatists, and later against the Empire. These exploits have been well-documented and are beyond the scope of this database. It's recommended that more in-depth research on those exploits be sought out at the Level Two Historical Archives.
Curiously, while C-3PO's activities at that time are well-recorded, his more recent activities during the Yuuzhaan Vong invasion are not. It's almost as if the chroniclers of the invasion had no interest in anything outside of the Jedi. Curious. And unfortunate, really, since this means that very few people know of the events on Jobrik Five--where it was discovered that one of the chips Anakin Skywalker used to construct C-3PO had once belonged to an assassination droid called HK-47. The chip, intialized by the spoken password "bacon", activated dormant combat programming, allowing C-3PO to single-handedly repel a Vong invasion of that world.
Such heroism almost makes up for his unrelenting prissiness.
Almost.
(END FILE)
(RANDOM SEARCH CONTINUING...)
Blind Man
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pink_saber_girl
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Date Posted:
10/16/05 7:11pm
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Glad to see you are back! Wonderful entry! Hope the real world releases you from its stressful force grip lol!
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I love you Sivy!
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Fanficfan
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Date Posted:
10/16/05 8:49pm
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BlindMan posted:
...his counterpart R2-D2 (cross-reference file HOLY ONE)
Oh that is pure class, Absolutely brilliant. I'm even prepared to *forgive you're lack of posts in the Vader Monlogues for giving us that.
More soon please 
Fanficfan
*for the time being 
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/16/05 9:42pm
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RE: Short Attention Span Theater Presents...
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10/16/05 9:44pm (1 edits total)
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*runs in out of breath*
I MISSED IT!!!! AFTER ALL THAT, I MISSED IT!!! *proceeds to beat head against wall.* Agh, I'm sorry BlindMan, life hasn't allowed me to be as loyal as I promised to be. But the post was brilliant anyways, glad you were able to get a little time. Loved Anakin's crossreference name of "YIPEE!"  Absolutely hil-ar-ious. I think I woke my dad up with my laughing.
*great sigh* Ok, well, thank you, my life seems to be worth living again. Whenever you get more time, I will be waiting here patiently for you. *pulls up blow-up couch and a bag of chips as she stares at screen.*
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SO?!!!!!!! WHERE IS IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*grumble, grumble* Ok, Jacinta, just remember. A Jedi is ALWAYS patient. ALWAYS. Always patient....patient...always....patient.....within reason...when there are no other options...and all your firearms have been taken away.....erm...patien....AGH!! IT'S NOT WORKING! ShadowofLures, come keep me company!!!
*silence* Fine, be that way.  *thinks* Waitaminute! I still have Obi's saber! *remembers ShadowofLures' suggestion, and with an evil grin, , proceeds to devise the perfect Obi-trap while she waits.*
Updates to follow on the success of her attempts,
 Jacinta Kenobi
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"Aim to cripple the cabbages!"
*BOOM!!* Gus smiles smugly as the cabbage head explodes
"Geez, you killed it!!"
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 5:19am
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*keeping Jacinta company*
oooooooooooooo, OBI-TRAP!!!!! can't wait! don't have much time, bell is about to ring.........
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/18/05 6:58pm
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AND NOW, THE CONTINUEING ADVENTURES OF JACINTA AND SoL, THE OBI-HUNTERS!!!!!
*Jacinta and SoL crouch in the shadows, calmly snacking and waiting for an unsuspecting Obi-Wan to spring their trap. Suddenly, they hear a clattering and an alarm go off.*
Jacinta: We got one!!!!
SoL: Let's go see what we caught!!!
*The two creep around the corner to peer into their huge cage. Seeing nothing, they frown. Then, they here a wimpering, and their eyes travel downward to see...A TWO YEAR OLD OBI-WAN!!!*
Jacinta- *sighing* This one's two small. We'll have to throw him back.
SoL: *Shaking her head* I guess you're right. *she opens the door and the two watch as the little Obi runs off as fast as young little legs will carry him.* Luck was on his side today. Any older and...
Jacinta: I know. *sighs again and turns* Well, let's reset the trap and try again.
I know, I know, I'm not funny. BlindMan is...but I have to do something while I wait!!!
 Jacinta Kenobi
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"Aim to cripple the cabbages!"
*BOOM!!* Gus smiles smugly as the cabbage head explodes
"Geez, you killed it!!"
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LilyHobbitJedi
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Date Posted:
10/24/05 12:45pm
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I absolutly love this, so utterly ingenious!! Keep up the good work!
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Jacinta_Kenobi
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Date Posted:
10/30/05 11:05pm
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Up!
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"Aim to cripple the cabbages!"
*BOOM!!* Gus smiles smugly as the cabbage head explodes
"Geez, you killed it!!"
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Reaver_Leona
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Date Posted:
10/31/05 6:46am
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Searching for a good scare and I find a good laugh instead.
Nicknames: Threepio; Goldenrod; The Professor; Mary Ann; The Millionaire; His Wife; Dr. Funky Love.
That started the morning of right. Thanks!!
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OOOOhhhh oohh here she comes. Look out boys she'll chew you up.
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ShadowofLures
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Date Posted:
11/6/05 8:07am
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WOW. the whole freaking classic BOARD is dead; wth? o well. come to say i'm still alive.
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Date Posted:
11/13/05 8:07pm
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freewheeling nudist lifestyle
So freaking hilarious! Great job, BM, give us more!
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BlindMan
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Date Posted:
11/14/05 11:04am
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Thanks, everyone!
More to come eventually...
Blind Man
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Fanficfan
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Date Posted:
11/15/05 12:43am
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Well at least you're not dead.
But eventually isn't good enough. I got all excited when I saw you had posted and then my moral just plumetted again.
Kick Darth Real Life in the balls and get writing!!! 
Please?
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