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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 6:50pm Subject: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back - Date Edited: 5/30/03 7:48pm (6 edits total) Edited By: Moff_D
	Ok, this is primarily a bit of silliness mainly for the regulars of "For Anakin Solo Fans Only..." on the Lit. Board. However, if you think you can add to it give it a shot. -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 6:52pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/5/02 7:12pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Moff_D
	The first part was written by Tahi and inspired me on. I hope she does not mind me commandeering it to start things off. If you don’t like it, blame her… Scene: Moff D's Death Star Disco Lounge. Voice Over (that sounds amazingly like Colin Mockery): It's a quiet night at the Death Star Disco Lounge. Moff D - who bears a striking resemblance to Gareth Rees - is reclining in one of the Imperial Red nerf-hide comform-chairs, his corusca gem-studded death stick holder poised languidly in his long, supple, sensual fingers. Moff D (turning to CeeWulf): What's the time Mr. Wulf? CeeWulf (meditatively): Ah, If I only had Time. Moff D (catching sight of a pretty young blonde entering the room on the arm of a studly young man): Who's That Girl? CeeWulf: Dunno - definitely an Uptown Girl I think. Moff D: Hmm. I'd like to be One Step Closer. Imagine Dancing in the Moonlight with her. A sudden flash of light fills the ornate viewport. Moff D: (laughing manically as shards of a destroyed planet fill the screen) Mwahaha - Another One Bites the Dust. Blonde girl (turning to the young man in the snug-fitting dark brown and orange disco suit): Wow, Anakin. That's another one gone Up Up Up in a Cloud of Smoke. CeeWulf (points to the young man and raises his eyebrows questioningly to Moff D) Moff D (confidentially): He's a Rebel, and He'll Never Never Be Any Good. Anakin (to the blonde): Watch it Tahiri. Those two look like they've got The Bad Touch. I reckon they're responsible for this Space Oddity. Tahiri: Don't worry Anakin, Wherever You Will Go, I will too. Anakin (squeezing her hand): You Make Me So Very Happy, you know that. We'll let these evil planet-killers have One Last Breath, and then we'll let them have it. -------------------------------------------- A little later… Moff D and CeeWulf huddled in the corner. “So what do you think, CeeWulf? Is it the Solo brat?” “Hard to tell…it looks like him,” replied CeeWulf. “I thought he was dead.” The rumor that Anakin Solo had perished in a secret mission behind enemy lines had spread through the galaxy like wild fire. Many thought Anakin was dead, but now the opposite appeared true. “Apparently not,” stated Moff blandly. “Summon Darth Karde.” “I’m already here.” The hooded form of Darth Karde emerged from the shadows directly behind the table Moff and CeeWulf were seated at. CeeWulf jumped with a start, “Sith-spit you hooded freak! Stop doing that!” “It is my way,” answered Darth Karde’s monotone. “Yeah? Well does your way know how to get Bubblezap stains out of my pants?” “No.” “Stop it you two,” interjected Moff. “Is it Anakin, Karde?” “Yes.” “Hmmm,” wondered Moff, “I wonder what he’s doing here? Of all the disco lounges in all the death stars in all the galaxy he walked into mine.” “What?” chimed CeeWulf and Karde together. “Nothing,” answered Moff. Spying Jedi Alman and Tahi dancing together on the far side of the floor, Moff waved his hand in the air trying to get their attention. Tahi spotted the invitation and maneuvered the couple’s way over to the table and its growing party. Moff pointed to the couple at the bar indicating his reason for calling Alman and Tahi over. “Oooo, who’s the stud?” asked a very interested Tahi. “Forget him. Who’s the barefooted chick beside him?” asked an equally interested Alman. “Keep it in your pants,” shot Moff. Glancing at Tahi he continued, “both of you! That’s Anakin Solo. The ‘barefooted chick’ as you so eloquently put it Alman would be Tahiri.” “Really? I thought he was dead,” replied Alman. “What’s he doing here?” CeeWulf answered, “We don’t know, but it can’t be good. It’s a known fact Jedi hate disco. Even more than that they hate exploding planets.” “C’mon now,” defended Moff, “ everybody hates disco but you can dance to it! And I only blow up uninhabited moons! People like the light show.” “Yes, but remember when you blew up the Solo vacation home?” asked Karde. “That family doesn’t forget things like that.” “You think that’s it?” queried Moff to no one in particular. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this,” he muttered under his breath. Just at that moment Satine roller-skated up to the table with a tray full of drinks. “Why are you all here?” she asked, “not like its too suspicious or anything. Makes my job easier though.” “We are wondering why Anakin and Tahiri are seated at the bar,” said Alman. Satine caught her breath and looked over to the bar. “Omigod! It’s him…It’s him! It’s him! It’s him! It’s him!” Satine forgot that the basic laws of physics make it difficult to jump up and down while wearing roller-skates. Down she plummeted, quickly followed by the tray of drinks she was holding. “Ahhh! My Fizzyglug,” screamed Darth Karde. Their table was suddenly the centre of attention in the disco. Catching Anakin and Tahiri staring at them from the bar, not to mention everyone else in the disco, Alman responded after a short silence, “Don’t worry everybody. She’s just a crappy waitress.” The ‘waitress’ ended a few octaves higher than when Alman had started it due to the solid kick to the shin Satine delivered while lying on the floor. Oh perfect thought Moff D to himself. They won’t suspect a thing. I wonder what they are waiting for? Moff’s unsaid question was answered a moment later when Jacen and Jaina Solo walked into the Disco Lounge. “Man, I love disco,” exclaimed Jacen. “I hope they play It’s Raining Men.” Jaina looked at her brother and rolled her eyes. She scanned the bar, spotting an odd looking group at a table in the corner, all of whom were staring at her and Jacen. Okay she thought to herself and continued searching the disco. She nudged Jacen and pointed to the bar, “There they are,” she said and started towards Anakin and Tahiri. What will happen next? Who knows? Who cares? -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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Darth_Guy Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 7:00pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/5/02 7:00pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Guy
	[face_shocked] backs slowly away from "poster gone crazy" Moff_D -----signature----- Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.
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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 7:07pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Aww crap, you're supposed to be the bartender Guy! -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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Jedi_Knight_Satine Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 7:09pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/5/02 7:14pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Knight_Satine
	I'm serving drinks waitress style! And I fall everywhere! How did you know??!! -----signature----- "I thought I just got plastered and bought a bunch of sombreros..... I didn't know there were dudes under them!" - Without A Paddle
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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 7:17pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/5/02 7:19pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Moff_D
	Lucky guess -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 7:20pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Quite interesting might I say. Captain Rose of the EUDF -----signature----- I'll tell you what, life is divided into two kinds of people those who like me, and those who can go to hell : I live my life like theres no tommarow, all I got I had to steal **** the haters. Chinese Democracy is here Welcome to the Jungle DJ Ashba
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Darth_Guy Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 7:55pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	looking out for Moff_D, he comes in and quietly ups this crazy fic -----signature----- Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 8:46pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	LOL - that is brilliant Moff D, and no I don't mind you using me as your Muse at all. I'll just send you an invoice thru the mail - JK. I'll try and think of some more ideas asap. -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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Jedi_Alman Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 10/5/02 9:49pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Creative. Very...creative. I wish I had time to write, but I can hardly find to time to come by the FASFO thread and write on my own fic! -----signature----- "I think it's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs." -Jack Handy "Sword-chucks yo!" -Fighter FADA, ATF
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/6/02 4:17am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Jaina: (standing threateningly with her hands on her hips) Okay, so the rumours were true, and you're alive Anakin. What's the big idea putting us all through such agony? And you'd better make it a good explanation, little Brother. Anakin: (puts his rainbow drink down and throws his sister one of his lop-sided grins) Yeah, sorry about that Jaina - but you can blame it on Greg Keyes. He wrote us such cool adventures, and after that kiss in the locker we decided we wanted more. So we bribed Troy Denning to kill me off, bribed Aaron Allston to write some heart-rending bits for Tahiri, and then the first chance she got she came to our secret hideout. Tahiri: Yeah, we're sorry Jaina. But we figured that your mother would say we were Too Young To Be Married, so we thought we'd Run to the Imperial Remnant. Jacen: Run? I've never heard of that song. Anakin: It's by Pacifier - a group from the Unknown Regions. You ought to listen to them Jacen - much better than Radiohead. Jaina: Why hide out in the Imperial Remnant? Anakin: (shrugging) We decided we liked the old enemies better. (He nods his head over to the group of people over the other side of the room. Some of them are still trying to wipe themselves dry.) I mean look at those guys. Look at this place. Have you ever seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy? Jacen: (interrupting Jaina as she goes to speak) Wow! What a Foss! Tahiri (looking quizzically at Anakin and then back to Jacen) Don't you mean "what a fuss?" Jacen: No - that gorgeous creature over there. She's a Foss. (He moves on to the dance floor towards the creature.) Anakin: Really? I thought she was some kind of Disco Duck! Jaina: (rolling her eyes) Great - we can count him out of being any further use. Anakin: (grinning) Perhaps he'll add her to his collection. Tahiri: (squeezing Anakin's thigh) We'd better get this over with, honey. I told Rebadams7 we'd be home in two days, and it's taken us a day and a half already to track down this Moff_D character. Jaina: Rebadams7? Anakin: Our babysitter. Her daughter's just gone to Humpty Doo, and as she has experience with kids we thought she'd be reliable enough to look after our daughter. Jaina: Wow, you two aren't So Young after all are you! So what's the plan? Another actinic flash illuminates the viewport. Instead of fading, however, it expands and sends tentacles of flame back against its attacker. CeeWulf: Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire! What's happened? Moff_D: Dunno! But The Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on Fire! Satine, Alman and Tahi: Wow! A Disco Inferno! Anakin: (wends his way through the milling dancers and approaches Moff_D) That's what happens when you fire at planets that can fire back, Moff_D! Moff_D: But, but . . . planets don't have weapons! Anakin: This one does. It's called Zonama Sekot. Tahiri: Anakin called it here using the Force. He thought you might like a taste of your own medicine. Moff_D: Curses! Foiled again. Sometimes I Can't Get No Satisfaction! What will happen next? Will Moff_D get some satisfaction? Will Jacen? Or will they all suck vacuum? We all wait with bated breath! -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/6/02 6:50am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Scum and villainy?! Us? A daughter?! [face_shocked] Wish I had time to add to it but I don't at the moment. -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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DarthKarde Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/6/02 10:19am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Truely inspirational Moff_D. -----signature----- The UK Independance Party - http://www.ukip.org The Freedom Association - http://www.tfa.net Better Off Out - http://www.betteroffout.co.uk Say NO2ID and the database state - http://www.no2id.net/
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Jedi_Knight_Satine Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 10/6/02 2:14pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/6/02 2:17pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Knight_Satine
	The Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on Fire We don't need no water let the m********er burn! BLOODHOUND GANG Tahi, you crack me up! -----signature----- "I thought I just got plastered and bought a bunch of sombreros..... I didn't know there were dudes under them!" - Without A Paddle
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Darth_Guy Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/6/02 4:13pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	sees this thread seriously needs upping quietly slips away before he is seen by Moff_D -----signature----- Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.
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DarthKarde Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/6/02 4:21pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	You have been spotted Darth_Guy. It's too late to slip away unseen. -----signature----- The UK Independance Party - http://www.ukip.org The Freedom Association - http://www.tfa.net Better Off Out - http://www.betteroffout.co.uk Say NO2ID and the database state - http://www.no2id.net/
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