| Author |
Topic:
Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Jade-Walker
Title: FanForce Commander
Northwest Ohio US
Registered:
Nov '02
|
Date Posted:
4/30/04 7:15pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
I was just wondering if this thread was still around or not.
How are you all doing?
-----signature-----
NW Ohio: http://boards.theforce.net/Northwest_Ohio/b10174/ SL/TB 5233, Rebel Legion Member, The Jedi Assembly I know there are Kyp fans out there and I hope you can explain it to me
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
forceaddict
Registered:
Sep '02
|
Date Posted:
5/1/04 4:22pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
|
its still here just a little slow, i'm pretty good got my finals coming up, how's everyone else doing
-----signature-----
Do or do not there is no try~ Master Yoda
"I'd as soon as kiss a wookie" ~ Leia
Member FADA
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Moff_D
Registered:
Aug '02
|
Date Posted:
5/5/04 7:01pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
|
I'm good. You?
-----signature-----
'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no? 
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
CeeWulf
Registered:
Feb '02
|
Date Posted:
5/14/04 3:00pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Silence.
Moff shut his eyes tightly, stars dancing before them in a foggy darkness. He slowly tried to open them, giving his pupils time to tighten and adjust to the light.
After a time, he was able to keep them open. He looked about himself and saw nothing but white light.
"Hello?" he spoke into the light.
Nothing.
"Anyone?"
Still nothing.
The former junk yard commander tried to remember what had happened last. He recalled that he was in the Death Star Disco Lounge. They were in the midst of an adventure. But, he couldn't remember precisely what adventure it was. There had been so many, but that was long ago. Seemed like years, but he was sure it couldn't have been that long.
He thought of the others. CeeWulf. Rogue Ten. Darth Guy. And Whitey. Ahhh, Whitey.
Moff could feel pressure beneath his feet and attempted to move forward. The light was bright, but he felt cold. He stepped foward slowly, but only the motion of his legs alerted him that he was actually moving.
Perhaps this is limbo, he considered.
But, what does that mean? Had he become lost to space and time? Had his existence become meaningless? Is it possible that I have outlived my usefulness? he thought.
Don't be so melodramatic, came a thought from somewhere else.
Moff turned in surprise and saw a dark shape appear in the distance. It approached and drew larger, and he caught a glint of metal. The shape became more human, the metal where its arm should have been.
Moff smiled. Hey, CeeWulf, he thought.
Dillonius, he replied.
What is this place? Moff asked.
Beats me, he replied. Been sitting around here for a while.
Have we been trapped? Moff said. [/i]Captured by the plaid one? Duped by mini-Yoda? Or, worst of all, has parck returned?[/i]
CeeWulf laughed. Naaah, man, we've just been put out to pasture.
Huh?
People moved on, found other interests, got a life, that sort of thing, he explained.
Moff shook his head. Really?
Yep.
That sucks, Moff said.
Yep.
So what do we do now?
CeeWulf was quiet for a moment, his hands stuffed into his pockets, as he looked around the surrounding light. I guess we fade away, he replied.
How?
Don't know, exactly. I was talking with DK earlier, and in the middle of his diatribe he simple disappeared, CeeWulf said. It was like the white light had swallowed him up, and he as gone.
Moff took this in with a sense of dread. I don't want it to end, he said.
But, he found that he was once more alone. CeeWulf was gone. He was once more surrounded by nothing but light. Bright, white light, that seemed to go on forever.
Moff began to feel himself fade. The light no longer surrounded him, but moved through him. He looked down at himself, but saw only light.
Bright, white light.
Then... nothing.
-----signature-----
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Rogue_Ten
Registered:
Aug '02
|
Date Posted:
5/17/04 9:52am
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
...
+...1...?...?...? 
-----signature-----
Carpe deez nuts. --------- We're ready, Tupac. We're finally ready.  --------- There are no skeletons in my closet, save for the ones I put there.
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Thrawn McEwok
Title: TFN EU Staff
Registered:
May '00
|
Date Posted:
5/18/04 3:02pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
White light.
Silence.
Tranquility.
The sort of place, one suspects, that Jacen Solo would like.
First, a smell. A faint whift of elderberries, mingled with a lingering hint of sherbert lemons - suggestive of cheap Californian zinfandel, or perhaps a distant Monty Python skit.
The sound that follows is soft, but subtly abrupt - a plosive pop. In anything less than the perfect silence of that nameless place, it would have gone unheard.
And without any further ceremony, a lone figure appears.
The lone figure wears a uniform as white as the surrounding emptiness. Somehow, the bullion of his epaulettes catches the watery gleam of morning sunlight.
The uniform is that of an Imperial Grand Admiral. The non-regulation tartan sash over one shoulder is perhaps a pardonable ecccentricity.
The creature wearing the uniform, however, is an Ewok.
"Well," notes a calm, cultured voice that sounds as though it comes from somewhere nearby. "We would appear to have arrived."
The Ewok says nothing for now. Instead, he simply surveys the emptiness for a few moments, pulls a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, and puts them on.
The Ewok smiles.
-----signature-----
A/T = OTP  "To write one Solo twin as an angstbunny, Master Skywalker, might be considered unfortunate. To write BOTH that way looks like carelessness."
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Rogue_Ten
Registered:
Aug '02
|
Date Posted:
5/21/04 5:43pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Not bad... n00b! 
-----signature-----
Carpe deez nuts. --------- We're ready, Tupac. We're finally ready. --------- There are no skeletons in my closet, save for the ones I put there.
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Tahi
Registered:
Jun '02
|
Date Posted:
6/6/04 2:52pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Marvellous work, Cee and Thrawn. 
First, a smell. A faint whift of elderberries, mingled with a lingering hint of sherbert lemons - suggestive of cheap Californian zinfandel, or perhaps a distant Monty Python skit. I loved that bit.
Ah - the Lounge. [sighs fondly]
-----signature-----
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
YodaKenobi
Title: TFN EU Staff
Registered:
May '03
|
Date Posted:
6/7/04 1:58am
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
 Thrawn, that was great!!!!
-----signature-----
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Jedi_Alman
Registered:
Apr '02
|
Date Posted:
6/7/04 9:24am
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Jedi_Alman walks in, smiles, and looks around. He quickly remembers that he was killed in this story a long time ago and lays down on the ground and pretends to be dead.
X_X
-----signature-----
"I think it's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."
-Jack Handy
"Sword-chucks yo!"
-Fighter
FADA, ATF
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Whitey
Registered:
Jan '03
|
Date Posted:
6/7/04 1:24pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Alman: Best. Post. Ever.
The others were good too. 
I can't even remember what our last story was. Something to do with mini-Riina and mini-Tahiri? And I was the one who wrote it.
I give this thread a day before it's back to emptiness.
-----signature-----
"Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away."
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Rogue_Ten
Registered:
Aug '02
|
Date Posted:
6/9/04 4:41pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
It's okay, Alman. You live on in the urinal Moff dedicated to you.
*Zips pants*
-----signature-----
Carpe deez nuts. --------- We're ready, Tupac. We're finally ready. --------- There are no skeletons in my closet, save for the ones I put there.
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Thrawn McEwok
Title: TFN EU Staff
Registered:
May '00
|
Date Posted:
7/7/04 8:44am
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
The Ewok stands back, and surveys the signpost, lifting his sunglasses and rubbing the bridge of his snub nose.
It is a rather superior signpost, he thinks, slightly Victorian, and with highlights picked out in gold paint on its fluted cast-iron pole.
At the top of the pole, various arrow-shaped signs thrust out in a variety of directions, with words picked out against a white-enamel background on their faces. The names of destinations, presumably.
THX-1138.
Godot.
Baghdad, 300 km.
Babylon, 3000 ans.
Thattaway.
Camelot.
The American Dream.
The Earlier Scenes In This Thread.
While the Ewok is thus considering the signpost, a slim, hungry-looking dog wanders up, lifts its leg, and begins to relieve itself against the lamppost.
"Well," the cultured voice remarks, from the thin air beside the Ewok. "At least this place isn't totally empty...."
"Just so long as it's no drawin' ideas out o' Neville Shute's Oan the Beach", the Ewok grumbles. "Ah'm wantin' some sort oa survival an' humanitie, d'ye ken."
"What are the chances of that?" the voice asks. "You know - 'the desolation of the real', and all that?"
"Ah ken," he shrugs. "Aw the same, ah'd hoped fer mair fra' the localis, the regulars, like. Ah mean, this isnae the NJO."
So saying, the Ewok pats the rolled-up Imperial flag underneath his arm, and wanders off in no particular direction to look for a flagpole to hoist it on.
An observer - if there was one - might have felt an odd sense that his companion remained looking at the signpost for a few moments, perhaps slightly quizically, before shrugging, and following the Ewok away.
- The Imperial Ewok
-----signature-----
A/T = OTP "To write one Solo twin as an angstbunny, Master Skywalker, might be considered unfortunate. To write BOTH that way looks like carelessness."
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
Moff_D
Registered:
Aug '02
|
Date Posted:
10/19/04 5:57pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Alrighty then.
Sooooo....anybody have any interest in reviving this here thing?
Anyone? Speak up...
-----signature-----
'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
CeeWulf
Registered:
Feb '02
|
Date Posted:
10/23/04 8:50pm
Subject:
RE: Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back
|
Ah, the memories.
Don't know what made me stop by here, but I just had to check it out. See I haven't missed much.
I made my attempt to revive it a while back, but I'm all for giving it another go.
-----signature-----
|
Locked Topic |
Active Topic Notification |
Private Message |
Post History
|
