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WraithLead Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 10/7/02 10:12pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/7/02 10:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: WraithLead
	This is all in fun, right? Okay, here goes. BTW, I figured some others needed some screen time, even if it was just a cameo for now. *Suddenly WL stands down from fighting position. "Hey, why aren't you fighting," asks a confused Satine. "I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter(not disco I know, but still a cool line). Must have been those two drinks," he remarks as he walks over to the bar to talk to CeeWulf and DarthKarde. "Man, they're right, never mix light and dark. I don't even know why they're fightin. They should be dancin, yeah." "Join in the fun. Have a beer," Karde says. "Nah, too many calories. I'll be healthy and have the usual. Hey DarthGuy, double of Absolut on the rocks, with a slice of lemon on the side." CeeWulf looks at WraithLead quizzically. "You know, a few more of those, and you'll be no good to your friends back there. They say, Absolut power corrupts absolutely." Just then a couple more people walk into the lounge. "Hey wahts going on. Logn time no see," the first one says. "Hamtaro...What are you doin here? Hey isn't that Cheklev walking by outside?" Wraithlead gets a cruel sense of humor after a few drinks, people notice. He laughs as Hamtaro runs out of the lounge and disappears for a few more weeks, and WL nearly falls out of his seat. Then the second person runs up to Rogue Ten at the other end of the bar. He's apparently screaming at the top of his lungs, though nobody but Rogue Ten pays attention except to not that he was pretty obnoxious. After the unnecessarily loud new character leaves CeeWulf, DarthKarde, and WraithLead walk over to Rogue Ten. "What was that all about," CeeWulf says. "Some guy claiming his name was JohnWilliamsFan. Said he loves the taste Spam. Canned meat of some sort. I tried it, liked it for a while, got tired of it." Rogue Ten galnces over at the fight, still going surprisingly strong after all this time. "How long they gonna fight anyway?" "I thought it was almost over when Anakin and Wes started talking, but now they seem more interested in finishing the rum instead of the fight. Who knows," came WraithLead's answer. "I do," said someone previously minding his own business. "I just got word from an insider, one of the regulars over at the FASFO thread who, of course, wants to remain nameless. He said that Corran Horn was on his way. Since he knows everything, including all of Anakin's faults and weaknesses, he could put an end to this fight real quick-like. My insider said Corran was going to--" A loud thud renders the man unconscious. DP4M stands at the bar, as the informant's tale was ended prematurely. "NO SPOILERS." Then a flash of the badge. "Spoiler Police. Nothing to see here people. Back to your drinks." "Wait, don't you want to stop the fight?" "Out of my jurisdiction." With that DP4M was walking out of the bar, dragging behind him the mystery informant in stun-cuffs, muttering to himself. "If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times....." With that bit of amusement over, the patrons of the bar turn their attention back to the fight. -----signature----- "I want a lawyer...I want a doctor...I want a cheese sandwich!!!" \| "Now that's funny, Haha...Owww!!!"
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 1:03am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	"What did you - hic - need two bottles of rum for, Anakin?" asked Twilight curiously. "Well - hic," admitted Anakin, "I actually - hic - only needed one. But I thought we could drink the other as a gesture of bon - hic - homie to celebrate our getting together - a very important concept in the NJO - hic." He nestled Tahiri, who had fallen asleep, against his shoulder. "Oh - hic. Then what did Janson order the extra bottle for?" asked Satine, lazily raising her head from the table. Janson swilled his last mouthful of rum, and let the contents slip down his throat slowly, savouring the glow it caused. "That was for us to celebrate me arriving," he grinned. "OK. What's the plan?" Anakin regarded him with narrowed eyes as if trying to remember who he was. "What plan?" "Your plan - to - hic - foil Moff_D," explained Tahi. "Or was it to soil Moff_D?" "Perhaps it was to boil Moff_D," said "Tahiri" helpfully. "It might have been boil," said Tahi thoughtfully. "Perhaps we were going to boil him in rum, but then why would we need the screwdriver?" "Or the midget with the camera?" asked Twilight. "Perhaps we were going to produce a recipe book - a sort of version of the Naked Chef, especially for people who are vertically - hic - challenged," suggested "Tahiri". "Moff_D kebabs soaked in rum," murmured Tahi dreamily. "That would explain the screwdriver." She jumped in surprise as Lieutenant Kettch appeared beside her with Jaina's camera. "OK. We have the midget and the camera. All we need now is the screwdriver," said Twilight. "Alman - any ideas where we can find one." "I . . . " he began, but stopped when a stocky figure suddenly loomed over the table. "I should have known I'd find you here Janson. Wherever there's trouble, there you are." Janson leapt to his feet gleefully. "Corran! Long time, no see!" He pumped his hand and then thumped him on the shoulder. Corran turned his attention to the table. "What's the big idea, Anakin? Do you realise the trouble you've caused pulling off this fake death?" "Yeah, sorry Corran. But I was finding it a bit difficult being surrounded by Jedi, you know, getting into my head and second-guessing me all the time. Think back to when you were getting it together with Mirax - would you have wanted Jedi around, poking their noses - hic - in all the time?" Corran scrutinised him shrewdly. "I knew I shouldn't have left you two alone in that locker. I've had a bad feeling about that ever since." "Oh cobblers, Corran - hic," said Tahi. "That was the best moment in the whole NJO. Now quit pontificating and sit down and help us. After all, you're ex-Corsec, so this is your bag, baby." She grabbed him by the collar and turned his head towards Moff_D. "Planet-killing Moff on the loose." She twisted his head the other way. "Ewok with camer. One and a half bottles of rum. With the helpful addition of a screwdriver, how can we stop Moff_D and save the galaxy?" Corran stared at her levelly for a long moment, and then calmly poured himself a drink. "Good question," he said cryptically. Will they really turn Moff_D into kebabs? Will Anakin remember his plan? Does Corran like strong women? Answers anyone? -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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REBADAMS7 Title: Book Club Leader Twin Cities, MN FF Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 10/8/02 8:11am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Healer and Reb(Rebadams7) strolled over to the group. "Rum, huh, at least its the good kind. Healer began to eye Jacen's injuries and then Tahiri's foot. "Gonna need to ice that, girl your not gonna stand on it for a standard week otherwise." He saunterd to the bar and ordered a buket of ice and a shot of Ouzo. Reb peered over the group, "I heard call for a scredriver. Phillips or regular?" Anakin looked surprised at the woman in red. "You're not MARA are you?" "Nah" "But you carry screwdrivers around in bars?" "Nope, but in my transport, outside. I just want to make one trip, that's all" "Choose and act!" Healer plunked the ice at Tahiri's feet and ordered "Put that foot in here young lady!" Tahiri giggled"Whats the shot for?" "Me, you try taking out a lady for an evening and she allways finds something to tinker with!" "In that dress" "She pays no mind till the job is done." Just then the music starts again and a few couples move to the floor. "Anakin, let me know what kind you wa..." Reb's voice trailed off as the healer picked her up and caried her off to the dance floor "We did want to dance? isn't that why we came honey?" "Mmmhumm" as she buried her head in his shoulder. They swirled slowly out of range. -----signature----- MTFBWY, Always Choose and Act! Into the garbage chute Flyboy! Truly - Member of F.A.D.A. My New fic: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=13994534
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Jedi_of_Twilight Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 8:41am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/8/02 9:31am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_of_Twilight
	ROTFL-oh this is too good. HMMM, let's see.... **** "Okay, we're drunk, we need a screw driver-we don't have one right? Also need-hic-um...what do we-hic-need-?" Twilight stops as she gets up too fast and falls on Wes, who smiles. The others roll their eyes hoping she'll come back to her senses. She's much more deadly when she actually remains conscious. "We need a plan on how to-hic-take down Moff_D," Tahi reminds everyone looking enivously at "Tahiri" still asleep on Anakin's shoulder. "Corran, are you sure you-hic-can think of-hic-something." "Give me a few moments, I'm thinking...I'm thinking," he replies stroking his chin thoughtfully. "Think harder," Satine says, looking like she's in heaven, as she looks into Anakin's eyes as he gives her a drunken smile. "Okay, we can do this-hic-just need the screwdriver, right?" Anakin says looking a Tahi. "You said that before," she replies looking at him curiously. "So I did." Moff_D watches Wes, Corran, Anakin, and Anakin's groupies warily, knowing they are up to something that doesn't bode well for him. He glares at the four women. "Bloody traitors, and I was so hoping I could use Twilight to take a few people out. She was doing pretty well hurting Jacen until Skywalker decided to step in and send her "after" Anakin. What to do, what to do?" The others at the bar look at him confused at his sudden musing. They shrug and look at the door wondering if Dp4m will come back. He certaintly took care of spoilers rather harshly. //Well it sucks to be him// CeeWulf thinks with a grin. He turns to Moff_D agin when he starts laughing wickedly. "What the-?" "Uh, oh. Why is Moff_D laughing?" Tahi says looking over at the bar. "He's going to come after us-hic- isn't he?" Satine says. Corran frowns looking subltly at Moff_D, wondering what he's up too. "That's not good," Twilight mutters still on Wes lap, glaring at him for she would rather be on Anakin's lap. "We have to-hic-think of something!" Anakin cries. "What?" Wes asks looking at him. -----signature----- Yes, I'm insane. Do you have a problem with that?! FADA !!! Please read all 4 fics> biolinks Angel'sPlight & Rebel High! & * Wastashi wa kigen ga Warui! *Shots in the Dark & other story links
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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 1:53pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Moff D could see the jig was up. No way am I taking the fall for this! he thought. Moff spotted Guy across the Lounge. He was holding an ice pack to his jaw. "GUY!" Moff shouted, "over here!" "Yeah, whaddaya want?" Guy asked as he ambled over. "Your shift starts in ten minutes. Better put your apron on. More importantly, the situation is slipping away. The fighting is stopping, people are talking. Do you think I should?" Guy thought for a moment. "Well, none of this is your fault. You were just being a good friend. To save the Lounge you must reveal the truth!" "Excellent Guy. Just the reponse I was looking for!" Moff hopped up on a table. "Wooooo! Take it off honey!" came a shout from somewhere in the back, followed by a cascade of credits. Moff ducked as the credits pelted him. He paused and counted...1...2...3...four credits? "It'll take more than four credits..." he squinted while looking to the back, "...Satine! It'd be worth it though!" Moff laughed at his own cleverness. No one else did. "Ahem, " Moff cleared his throat, " anyway, I think it is time to rectify this situation." "A situation you started, Moff." said Luke Skywalker. "That's not quite correct...but first, an offer." "Forget it!" interjected Mara angrily. She turned to Luke, "C'mon honey, let me take him!" "Now, now," Han said sitting down at a table, "let's hear the man out. Never limit your options Red." "Yes, Han, now if I could continue. If you gathered Solos will cease and desist at this very moment I have a coupon book for Chief Chirpa's Endor Holiday Hideaway and Health Spa. Complimentary breakfasts, free mini-golf, tours of Palpitine's death space..." Moff trailed off hopefully. "I dunno..." Leia glanced quizzically between Han and Luke. "I'll throw in no cover charge for any family member who ever comes in the Disco Lounge!" Jacen jumped up from his chair, cow saliva spattering those closest to him, "DONE!" Jaina and Anakin looked at each other and then at Jacen. Both sighing and flashing the famous Solo side-grin they agreed in unison, "Fine..." They then moved to have a private conversation with Jacen. Relieved, Moff continued, "I have one more thing to say. The plan to lure Anakin and Tahiri out of hiding by blowing stuff up was not mine! Can you blame me? I'm a Moff. We love exploding things! No, the real culprits are..." Moff paused dramatically. His arm shot out, pointing at two standing together--"Tahi and Alman!" A collective gasp filled the room... -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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Gosford_twin1 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 3:27pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	ROTFL I posted on the FASFO thread waaaay back on page 131, and have been lurking there ever since. Somebody gave me a link here, so I thought I'd drop in. Great insanity! -----signature----- I have retired to the sock drawer. Sithly sock extraordinare.
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Rogue_Ten Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 3:45pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/8/02 3:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Rogue_Ten
	Gasps Tahi and Alman!!!!!! Dear God!!! What will we...ah, forget it. Loses interest and goes back to drink ********************************************* BTW: Nice representation of my descent into SPAM and eventual redemption, Wraith Lead! -----signature----- Hey. It's been two months. Whutdupwitdat. Send the above request? No_______Yes
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Darth_Flair Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 6:55pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Tahi and Alman? I expected better from you two. Tsk,Tsk. Oh yeah, Darth_Flair landed somewhere far away in the Kathol Sector safe from bullying Jedi and disco music to plot his next step in trying to take over the galaxy or something like that. WHOOWH! -----signature----- Dirtiest Player in the Game "To Be the Man, You've Got to Beat the Man...WHOOWH!" -Ric Flair
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Jedi_of_Twilight Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 8:03pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	falls over laughing Ooooh didn't figure you'd do that with my ramblings-well done!!! **************** A collective gasp as everyone stares at the innocent Tahi and Alman, who in unison cry, "WHAT?!?!" Moff_D smiles wickedly and replies, "Don't deny it!!! Both of you are in love with Anakin & Tahiri. You even said yourselves in front of everyone how you are so glad that the Jedi came out of hiding!!" Wes, Satine, Twilight, "Tahiri", and Corran stare in shock as Moff_D accuses Tahi and Alman. Angrily, her drunkenness ignored, Twilight rushes to the middle of the room to defend her friends. Satine, right behind Twilight, is very miffed at Moff_D for ruining her moment with Anakin. Moff_D seeing his plan about to fall apart quickly moves to intercept the two very annoyed females. He had to stop him before they ruined everything. The crowd continues to yell at Tahi and Alman who yell over the crowd. All that can be heard over the roaring is: "It's not my fault!!!" Corran, Wes, and "Tahiri" are blocked by the crowd and they add to the confusion. -----signature----- Yes, I'm insane. Do you have a problem with that?! FADA !!! Please read all 4 fics> biolinks Angel'sPlight & Rebel High! & * Wastashi wa kigen ga Warui! *Shots in the Dark & other story links
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CeeWulf Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 10/8/02 8:30pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/8/02 8:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: CeeWulf
	CeeWulf and DarthKarde look at one another and simply shake their heads. "Never saw this coming," CeeWulf said. "Alcohol and fandom," DK said, before taking a gulp of his drink. "A dangerous combination." -----signature----- Check my ramblings: http://www.tailslate.net
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/9/02 1:11am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/9/02 1:12am (1 edits total) Edited By: Tahi
	Alman glanced over at Tahi and threw her a lop-sided grin. "Ready, hon?" The red-headed girl nodded and smiled back. They both had become unsettlingly calm, so calm that CeeWulf and Karde, and Moff_D, exchanged nervous glances. Slowly they both touched their noses, and with a strange slurping noise and a motion like a serpent shedding its skin, their skin simply folded away, leaving . . . "Anakin and Tahiri!" gasped their startled onlookers. "But -," stuttered Satine. "Hey -," cried Wes. "Blaster bolts - strike me pink!" mumbled Jacen. Everyone turned in surprise to see Anakin and Tahiri performing a similar task, to reveal . . . Tahi and Alman. "I - I -," Moff_D stumbled to the bar, " - need another drink," he finished. "I guess we'd better explain ourselves," Anakin said squaring his broad shoulders and facing the crowd. "Might not be such a bad idea, son," drawled Han slowly, his mind still attempting to catch up with what his eyes were telling him. "If you are my son, that is," he added. "Yep. We're the real Anakin and Tahiri. Alman and Tahi were just helping us out, and may I say, you two, that you did a great job - in fact it was astral.' "Yeah," agreed Tahiri, moving up beside Anakin into her normal position at his side. "The fact is - there's been a lot of funny stuff going on, a lot of deception, a lot of people not playing by the rules. And we decided to do something about it." "Folks misleading folks you mean?" Corran asked, his eyes narrowed thoughtfully. Anakin nodded. "Yeah, Corran. Planting red herrings all over the place, and generally trying to upset a lot of people." "Destabilising tactics," Wes said, and looked up to find people staring at him in disbelief. "Oh come on guys, I'm not just a pretty face you know," he grinned disarmingly. "Exactly, Wes," concurred Anakin, "and I'm referring to both statements," he added, lips twitching. "Tahi and Alman had been searching for us for some time. They were quite sneaky may I add - they figured that eventually we might get a bit curious about how things were going, and that we might log into the HoloNet to see what was up." Tahiri took up the tale. "And sure enough we did, and we found all these fanfics people were writing, so we read them. They were great. So we kept reading and reading, and eventually of course we found Tahi's and Alman's and they managed to trace our location back from there because Alman had rigged up a way of back-checking who was logging in. And about the ame time as they found us, we heard about this new Death Star, and so we decided to swap identities in order to infiltrate our way into Moff_D's group." There was a pause while everyone digested this deluge of information. "Wow," said Luke eventually. "I'm impressed Anakin." "Oh, pish," scoffed Mara. "I always said Anakin would be the one to solve all this stuff." She threw Jacen a jaundiced look, and then smiled smugly to herself when she noticed that he had picked up a chicken nibble from the platter Darth Guy had placed at their table. "Foss au gratin avec paprika," Darth Guy, with his faultless control of languages, had announced proudly. "My latest specialty." -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/9/02 1:49am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/9/02 1:54am (1 edits total) Edited By: Tahi
	"So," said Satine sadly, "you two haven't really got a daughter." "Oh, yes," said Tahiri. "We've actually got two children with a third on the way." She and Anakin exchanged smiles. "Anakin - in the name of the Emperor!" Corran looked as though he couldn't decide whether to be shocked or impressed. Han, Leia, Luke and Mara all went visibly pale and fell into the chairs that Twilight and "Tahiri" helpfully pushed their way. "I'm a grandmother!" murmured Leia faintly, but her eyes started sparkling. "Oh great," said Jaina, "that means I'm an auntie!" "Well - one of us Solos has to do something positive about producing the next generation,' said Anakin. "Otherwise the NJO will become the extinct JO." "But -, but -," jabbered Jacen. "I mean how - I mean - did you . . ." ""Oh come on, 'bro. Do you need charts and diagrams," sniggered Jaina. Typically, she seemed to be the first to recover her equiibrium. "So, she said, pointing to each member of the two couples before her. "You guys swapped identities as part of an elaborate plan to catch Moff_D." "Half right," said Anakin. "To catch AND incriminate him, that was the tricky bit. He's such a slippery customer that we knew he'd try some ploy like this to blame someone else and escape justice. And it looks like things have gone as we foresaw." "Brilliant," chorused the older Jedi admiringly. "But, we had some help from unexpected sources," added Anakin, and he turned to Satine. "While I was "dead", I met up with some old friends, and we sort of hit it off really well." Satine stood up, and to the others' surprise she too pressed her nose, nad began the unmasquing process. When she had finished, it was no longer Satine standing there, it was . . . Obi-Wan Kenobi. The people not in chairs, quickly fell into them, or on to the floor. "Bloody hell," muttered Moff_D, clutching at the bar and feeling the room sway around him. "Great kilt," said Wes admiringly. "Always fancied myself in a kilt." "Not bad, eh?" grinned Obi-Wan. "It gets a bit chilly around the willy in the lands of the dead, and of course I'd left my robe on the Death Star. I was just lucky enough to come across this chap - McGregor I think he said his name was - from some planet I'd never heard of. Anyway, he'd been a bit wicked with some of the ladies and so they were shipping him off to the hotter regions, and he gave me his kilt. -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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Jedi_of_Twilight Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/9/02 10:45am Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge - Date Edited: 10/9/02 10:48am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_of_Twilight
	ROTFL- falls over holding her sides cause she's laughing hysterically Dear God, LOL-Tahi!!!! ************** "Am I the only one who's not somebody else?!" Twilight screams jumping up and stares at everyone suspiously. "This way too weird. What the sith is up with this?!" Obi-Wan smiled at her, which she almost blushed and got dangerous close to becoming Amidala22 instead of Jedi_of_Twilight. She glared at him, but with such an alarming smile she couldn't be mad. She turned to look at Tahiri and Anakin with a raised eyebrow. "Already having kids without being married?! I hope you do-if you didn't. Well, well," Twilight says backing away slowly. She then looks at the shocked "Tahiri" looks mournfully at Anakin, but then sees Obi-Wan just standing there calmly. Smiling with eyes shining with love, she literally knocks over Obi-Wan and they crash to the ground. "Whoa," Twilight mutters looking even more alarmed. Obi-Wan grins at "Tahiri" and the two of them look like their in heaven. "Damn it, "Tahiri"! I wanted Obi-Wan!!!" "There's plenty of me to go around," Obi-Wan says with a wink. The real Tahiri and Anakin start laughing, as Tahi and Alman smile broadly. Luke, Mara, and Leia stare in shock and get up to see if it really was Obi-Wan. Wes glares and says enviously, "Why can't I get those two to pay attention to me?!" Han bursts out laughing and says with his famous lop-sided grin, "Way to go, Obi-Wan!! Looks like you got a handful of admirers." "He's mine, Twilight! You can't have him!!!" Tahiri yells gripping onto Obi-Wan. "We'll see about that," Twilight growls, as the rest of the people back away for the coming cat fight. "Tahiri" gets up from Obi-Wan and dives at Twilight who dodges and trips "Tahiri" causing her to fall on the ground, but "Tahiri" gets up and does the matrix flying kick. "Holy-!" Twilight yells diving under the attack. "Where am I? In the twilight zone?" "Aw, that was a terrible pun, Twilight!" Alman cries. "What? Oh," Twilight says, flipping "tahiri" over her shoulder as the cat fight continues with Obi-Wan protesting. "Quiet, Obi. I'm goin' get her," "Tahiri" cries. "Really, come and get me!!" Twilight cries as "Tahiri" chases her around. "Tahiri" grabs a drink and throws in at Twilight who moves out of the way and the drink hits Tahi and Alman directly in the face. Twilight stares in shock and "Tahiri" looks horrorified. "Whoops?" "Tahiri" says sheepishly. "I didn't do it!! It's not my fault!" Twilight says looking at the drenched covered Tahi and Alman. They ignore her and glare then smile wickedly at "Tahir". "Uh, oh." Watching from his drink at the bar, Moff_D smiles as he watches the two combants. "I knew Twilight would help me knowingly or not. Time to get out of here and wait until it cools down a bit before coming back." Moff_D gets up slowly and creeps towards the doors, praying he wouldn't be noticed. ************** Oh this is so funny!!! and on man it's so hard to keep typing "Tahiri" many times in one post. Hmmm what will happen next? -----signature----- Yes, I'm insane. Do you have a problem with that?! FADA !!! Please read all 4 fics> biolinks Angel'sPlight & Rebel High! & * Wastashi wa kigen ga Warui! *Shots in the Dark & other story links
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Moff_D Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/9/02 1:06pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Good Lord!!! Where do we go from here? ...Uh oh, another idiotic idea coming... -----signature----- 'Why are you always smiling?' 'Cause it's all so ******* hysterical.' -Road To Perdition. Apt, no?
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/9/02 1:45pm Subject: RE: Death Star Disco Lounge
	Moff_D had almost made it to the door. Smiling smarmily to himself he turned to take one last look at the throng to make sure nobody had noticed. <i>So far, so good,</i> he thought. But when he turned back he found Lieutenant Kettch blocking his path. "Ho, ho," Moff_D let out a sarcastic chuckle. "What's this, Kettch? A case of 'I have a camera and I'm not afraid to use it'? I don't think so, old son," and he went to push past. But as he did so, Kettch poked himself hastily in the nose, and his masquer peeled away to reveal . . . Wedge Antilles! "I don't think it's quite time to leave yet, my fine Imperial friend," said Wedge smoothly, taking the Moff in his firm pilot's grip. "Nor do I," came a voice behind them. Moff_D turned his head to see Darth Guy. "You turncoat!" he hissed. He took a swing at his former friend only to miss and hit the man standing behind him. "Uh!" grunted CeeWulf, and he toppled back against the wall, and then slid slowly, and stylishly, to the ground. "Either these curtains go, or I do," he mumbled in a voice that sounded remarkably like Oscar Wilde's. Moff_D turned back to glare at Darth Guy, but it was no longer Guy standing there, but . . . Tycho Celchu. "I should have known the Rogues would be involved somehow," the Moff muttered. "Isn't anyone who they seem?" "'Fraid not," said Wedge cheerfully. "You know how it is at the moment - lies, deception, duplicity. A bit like the Empire." "We don't like the Empire," intoned Tycho. -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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