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Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 2004!!
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Glory
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8/29/04 6:25am
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RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Author replies. July 11, 2004
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UP !
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djcati
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*pokes*
This story needs an UP.
And a cookie. *hands story a cookie*
*after a moment, also hands Den a cookie*
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Deneveon
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11/23/04 5:32pm
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I hate school.
Sorry for not posting. I know I've got a post somewhere, but I can't remember where I saved it, thanks to my stupid responsibilities (DIE DRL!!! DIE!!!), so once I find it I'll post it ASAP. Thanks for all your patience, guys. And I promise, posts will be more often especially since winter break's close.
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Deneveon
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11/25/04 3:16pm
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I hate DRL. It should die. Finally, a postie. This is dedicated to all you folks who've stuck around even if I haven't been so consistent.
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I really should be acting a little more Goddess-like. I know it’s been over for a while now, but still. It’s unbecoming of a young lady (and military officer, at that) to just melt in the arms of a man who you know is already taken by someone else.
(BUT I SAW HIM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
It’s also probably of the dark side to wish for something bad to happen to others, too. I mean, it’s not like The Girlfriend tried to kill me or anything.
(BUT SHE DID STEAL MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Okay. Deep breath. I know, it’s not like Kyp said anything about them being attached or whatever, but it’s also not like they don’t spend almost THE ENTIRE KRIFFING DAY with each other. What would you expect I’d assume? I mean, it’s so Sithspawned obvious they’re together. And I know it’s not like Kyp’s really “my man,” but hey, like I said, I saw him first.
(SO THE GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!)
I mean, he did hug me, right?? And he was all comforting-like and all that, right?? And he looked genuinely concerned over me, right??
And there was that time in Hapes, you know, the Red Dress Incident. Stang, I wish I still had that dress…
I also wish I had snatched him up there and then instead of being so amazingly stupid and waiting until Miss “Look-At-Me-I’m-So-Perfect” snagged him.
(I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(I also hate Fen)
(And I hate Kyp for making me fall in love with him)
(And I hate my superior officers, for getting me stuck on this space station in the middle of nowhere with no decent distractions—i.e., hotter guys than Kyp Durron)
(And I hate Jagged Fel, because he’s hot too and I used to like him and I think I still do like him, which I think isn’t going to be a very good thing)
(And I also hate Kyp because he had to invite me to that stupid dinner)
(And I hate myself because I ACCEPTED his invitation to said dinner)
(And again I hate Kyp because he had to invite PRETTY MS. GIRLFRIEND too)
(I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gads, I wish I someone would kill me right about now. Anytime you feel free, Mr. Yuuzhan Vong. Anytime now.
I know, I really shouldn’t be saying things like that. But sometimes it feels like that would be my only way out of my problems. I mean, it’s enough that I’ve got the entire galaxy on my shoulders (what, with Uncle Luke calling me Sword of the Jedi and crap like that—yeah, Sword of the Jedi my kriffing arse), and now I have to deal with love and funny feelings and all those sappy clichés that I thought were supposed to make you HAPPY.
But I don’t feel very happy, in case anyone was wondering!!!!!!
I mean, who would, if they were in my situation? I screwed up badly enough in front of the one person I least wanted to screw up in front of. And yet, he was a good sport about it, and I don’t know if he noticed that I had practically melted in his hug and all. He could have totally told me to do anything and I’d have done it.
Well, okay, not really true, but close enough.
I don’t know how long he hugged me for. My brain was dead at the time, I guess, as it usually is around him, but when it finally came to a point that he wasn’t hugging me anymore I got the bright idea of getting up to wash my face in the ‘fresher.
Yeah, real smart, Jaina. Real smooth. I had Kyp Durron just give me a hug, in my quarters, while we were totally alone, and I decided to get up and wash my face.
When I could have totally kissed him right there and then, you know, in the heat of the moment, and we could have totally lived happily ever after because he would have confessed his undying love for me and I’d have done the same to him and then he would have asked me to marry him and I’d have said yes, and he’d have said something like “I’ll always be there for you Jaina” and I’d break down or something or maybe even kiss him for saying that and smile at him and say “Thank you, Kyp” and then maybe he’d say “I love you” again and everything would be okay. End of marvelous and dramatic love story.
But NO. I just HAD to get up and go WASH MY FACE.
So romantic.
I got out of the ‘fresher with my amazingly clean, washed face and I sat back down on my bunk and sighed. He was watching me this entire time, I think, and when he didn’t say anything I decided to open my mouth and take the initiative.
Which, to my surprise, didn’t turn out to be a bad thing. (I think.)
“I don’t know what got into me just then,” I said softly, not looking up at him because I knew that if I did, I’d end up doing something incredibly stupid. “I’ve just been incredibly stressed is all. I guess I just reached the breaking point.”
And at that moment, he took one of my hands in his, and this prompted me to raise my eyes up at him. He was smiling a little. (Gads, I love his smile.) He didn’t say anything like “It’s okay” or something like that. Like everything else he’d been doing lately, he actually surprised me with his response.
“No, you’re probably just hungry,” he said, grinning by now, and he pulled me up by my hand. “I don’t know about you, but that dinner sounds awfully good right now.”
Right. The dinner. With The Girlfrend. Yay. I am so excited.
If I’d been smiling, if I had on even the tiniest of smiles, that smile was gone now. I gave out an involuntary sigh.
“Oh. The dinner,” I said hesitantly. “I don’t think I feel very well.” And there was truth to that, considering that the very idea of me dining with the love of my dreams and HIS GIRLFRIEND made me a little sick to my stomach. “You should go ahead.”
Kyp had on the concerned look in his eyes when I said that (SO HOT), and I knew at that moment that he wasn’t going to leave until he took me to that dinner with him.
“Are you sure? You wouldn’t want me to go to that dinner alone, now would you?”
I nodded. “I’m sure. I feel kind of—”
I stared at him.
“Alone?” I echoed, trying my best to hide the incredulousness in my voice. “What do you mean? I thought Fen was coming.”
I think he knew that he had me, since he started tugging me toward my door and wore this huge grin on his face. “Oh, something came up,” was all he said, and maybe I was seeing things, but I was pretty sure I saw him wink at me as he guided me out of my own cabin.
Either all of that really happened, or I’ve fallen over the edge of sanity.
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Oh, and I’m sure there are about a bunch of continuity errors in this fic, since it’s taken me such a long time between posts. I’m hoping that I can get a little more stable in the future with Christmas break coming up and all.
So? Didja like?
Den
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Connemara
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11/25/04 5:37pm
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RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 20
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Awesome entry!!!!
Very hilarious, post more soon!!!
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Jedi_Jaina_Durron
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11/25/04 6:20pm
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RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 20
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YAY! You're back!
That was well worth the wait. Awesome, hilarious post!
Is it too soonto ask for more?
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Abby
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11/26/04 12:11am
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RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 20
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YAY, update! Welcome back!
Ah, how I've missed neurotic Jaina . . . don't worry about any continuity errors - it's been so long since I read the last post that I probably wouldn't catch them anyway
Good update. Very neurotic Jaina, but I hope for her sake that she has retained her sanity, because she really needs to go to dinner with Kyppie . . . heee
~Abby~
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C3SoloP0
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11/26/04 11:12am
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yay update!!
LOVE neurotic Jaina!
MORE! I wanna know what happens after!!!!!!!
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djcati
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11/26/04 4:15pm
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RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 20
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muahahahahahahahahahaa
<3
So brilliant, and funny, and I love it, and all the more so because it's been so long, hahaha. . .
Ohh, I'm hyper just now.
Yay, fic roxxorz. <3
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Marianne_Solav
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11/26/04 7:45pm
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Amazing post! I was following this story a while back, it's great to see an update.
Gads, I wish I someone would kill me right about now. Anytime you feel free, Mr. Yuuzhan Vong. Anytime now.
I was LMAO when I read that!
More soon please!
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11/28/04 10:37pm
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Oh Jaina.
Thanks for the update on the update. I'll reply more fully later.
Later reply:
All the stuff she thought in parenthesis was quite funny, especially the whole 'and... and... and...' sequence.
But NO. I just HAD to get up and go WASH MY FACE.
That was so random of her, but I guess if she was suffering post-brain dead time...
I think it may have been the funniest part of the post.
Looking forward to next time.
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Deneveon
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12/8/04 7:51pm
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RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 20
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Connemara: Thanks!
JJD: Glad you liked.
Abby: don't worry about any continuity errors - it's been so long since I read the last post that I probably wouldn't catch them anyway
Oops. That’s my fault. Thanks for sticking around though!
C3:
dj: Thanks!
Marianne_Solav Thanks for sticking around, despite my irregular postings.
Solo_and_Fel: That was so random of her, but I guess if she was suffering post-brain dead time...
lol, yeah. It was pretty random.
Thanks for all you replies. More as soon as the weekend arrives, hopefully. *crosses fingers*
Den
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Smuggler_Shidakis
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1/8/05 4:55pm
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Oh, my God.
This is HILARIOUS!!
It reminds me SO much of The Princess Diaries....
MUST HAVE MORE!!
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1/8/05 10:07pm
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~~NEW READER ALERT~~
I just plowed through this thread over the last few hours and wow! You really got into the head of an adolescent girl! This is a great story! I like that it's Jaina's pov and that she's so uncertain. It really adds to have such a difference from most of the other stories. I'm sure the other readers will agree with me when I say we're UP for another update soon! I love this story!
~Goddess Jaina~
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Jadie
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This is sooooooo cool!!!
I really, really understand Jaina. Who could resist that green eyed god?
I want more!!!
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