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You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When....
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erikkin_novalogg
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Oct '05
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Date Posted:
11/16/05 6:20pm
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You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When....
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11/16/05 6:29pm (1 edits total)
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erikkin_novalogg
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Post your humurous "You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When...." examples here.
They can be what you actually have done or if you just thought it would be funny.
Take mine for example.
You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When....
1. two little kids make fun of you and your SW bud and you reply: "Don't insult us. We're wanted men, I have the death sentence on twelve systems"
2. When you ask your Mom for a ride to your friends house and she says no so you reply: "I guess we'll have to go out on tauntauns then"
Please someone continue. 
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Jedi_Knight_Birr
Title: Southwest RSA
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Jun '02
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Date Posted:
11/16/05 6:25pm
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when you go to a business meeting and they give you a thing to intro yourself. under what you like to do for fun all you can think to list is star wars stuff.
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She Threatened me with Physics!!!
I have youthful exuberance
His words exactly, "that boy worries me."
I deny your uber cool awsomeness and substitute my own.
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erikkin_novalogg
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Date Posted:
11/16/05 6:29pm
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Or when every day you go to work and the first thing you say to your boss is: "What is thy bidding my Master?"
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Lord-Wiz
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May '05
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 12:52am
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when you have a credit card that is used solely for star wars purchases 
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Jedi_Jimbo
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Oct '04
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 12:58am
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When you constantly wave your hand in front of peoples faces and say "You don't want me to make the coffee." Or such.
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Earwen_Lightrider
Title: Midwest RSA
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 11:06am
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... you accidentally refer to your boss as his Excellency Jabba the Hutt or Palpatine
... encountering a problem you find yourself muttering: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."
... You salvage parts from your car to build an astromech droid.
... without realizing it talk like Yoda you do.
... you have painted your car in Rogue Squadrom colors
... when someone says "Anakin" you say "Solo or Skywalker?"
... you have a glow in the dark map of the Star Wars galaxy on your bedroom ceiling.
... when observing a rainbow you name the Jedi or Sith that have a lightsaber of the different colors
... you have complete Death Star Schematics in your sock drawer.
... you name your twins Luke and Leia.
... you hear the Star Wars theme every time you see a sunset.
... when watching LOTR you ask "Why is Count Dooku in Lord of the Rings?"
... you paint your trashcan like R2-D2 and put it on top of your car
... you can hum all six Star Wars Soundtracks in order
... when passing a used car lot you hope to spot the Millenium Falcon
... you use the force to change red lights to green while driving
... driving with a broken speedometer makes you feel like Luke when he shuts off the instruments and uses the Force to guide him (don't give me weird looks... I'm sure I am not the only one...)
... when giant dice make you think of Han and Chewie.
... nair commercials make you wonder what Chewie would look like bald.
... Ewoks are a mandatory part of all good pranks.
... you have an urge to tangle up stilts so that the walker comes crashing down.
... you go out to eat and ask for Bantha stew.
... you ask your best friend to prom by changing the opening text screen of the movie slightly, then you play the opening song over loud speakers and show the altered opening on the big screen... what can I say, it worked
... you can sing a latin hymn while sounding like Yoda.
... you look at people and try to figure out which alien they would be.
... you picture your band friends as members of the Catina band.
... when you tell your teacher that his/her tests are not as important as the lightsaber you're making.
... "when you enter a contest for a Toyota and hope you win a toy Yoda!"
... if you can't resist ordering buns at the bakershop just to get Leia's hairdo down.
... when asked to do something, you reply "As you wish, my master."
... "goodbye" has been replaced by "May the Force be with you" in your vocabulary
... while listening to the radio, songs come on and the only lyrics you can sing to them are the Star Wars parody words
... when the phrase "impressive" is heard, you're immediate thought is "most impressive"
... you have ever frightened away a group of people by making weird noises then said " They scare easily but they will be back, and in greater numbers."
... everytime someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."
... you can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.
... When you can't sleep, you begin counting nerf.
... you see the line, "A long time ago..." and actually wonder what they're doing now.
... Someone mentions being abducted by little green men and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing!
... you find yourself discussing characters from the books, movies, and games as if they were actually old friends of yours.
... you don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.
... When you read Star Wars books, you can see it happening in your head.
... you know more about the history of Tatooine than you do Earth.
... When someone makes fun of your car you retort, "but it's the fastest hunk-a-junk in the galaxy."
... you think this list has some good ideas for fun things to do.
... When you don't like the conversation, you shoot your phone.
... you actually read this entire list and then thought it would be fun to add to it.
... your vacuum cleaner is named R2-D2.
... Whenever you go anywhere outside with your friends, you always walk single file, to hide your numbers.
... When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remark, "the Force is strong with this one."
... as a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
... the girl you've been going out with suddently tells you she loves you and you said, "I know." (or for us gals, you know you are a fan when you say "I love you." and he says "I know." and it brings a smile to your face or you reverse the lines and respond "I know." When he says "I love you.")
... you tried to create a Yoda puppet out of a green sock and some buttons.
... you have lightsaber duelled with cardboard tubes, rolled up periodicals, common garden vegetables, and/or homemade lightsabers.
... you've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers' license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
... you have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir, droids."
... everytime you put a glove on your right hand you say... "that's right, Artoo. We're going to the Dagobah System. I have a promise to keep to an old friend."
... you bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name!
... you've been pulled over by a cop for speeding and the only excuse you can come up with has something to do with either hydro-spanners, alluvial-dampers, or hyperdrive-motivators.
... you've ever gotten a hold of an answering machine message and said, "TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?"
... your houseplant didn't die, it just became one with the Force.
... you think hives are for scum and villainy (or geek and nerdery) and not bees.
... You find ways to use your Star Wars experiences in school reports.
... You write Star Wars lyrics to other songs.
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Qui-Gina-Jinn
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Jun '03
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 11:16am
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ROFL - those are brilliant, Quirky!!!
I'm definatly guilty in some of them...
You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When....
...people say something you can almost always find a Star Wars line to reply with.
(I do that a lot)
... You see something and immediatly think of Star Wars, even though it's not really related to Star Wars...
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Dark Lady of the DLC
Fan Force Denmark
I was there - FFEurope meeting, Stockholm 2005, Celebration Europe 2007, JediCon 2008
Not to worry - we are still flying half a ship!
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Earwen_Lightrider
Title: Midwest RSA
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Jan '04
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 11:27am
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RE: You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When....
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Thanks  I'm guilty of alot of them...
... when studying a foreign language - you ask for the words/signs for Star Wars and other SW related words.
... you wear a Star Wars costume to class on days that are not Halloween.
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Qui-Gina-Jinn
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 11:49am
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-You wear a Star Wars costume to watch the movie at the theater - three months after the premiere...
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Dark Lady of the DLC
Fan Force Denmark
I was there - FFEurope meeting, Stockholm 2005, Celebration Europe 2007, JediCon 2008
Not to worry - we are still flying half a ship!
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Obi Anne
Title: FanForce RSA
Europe
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Nov '98
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 2:11pm
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Ohh, I'm definetly guilty of that one. 
...you go into a fabric store and sort all the fabrics into categories depending on which SW costume they could be made for (even if you have never planned to make that costume)
...you actually visit one or more places where they have shot the films.
...you expect the Lucasfilm logo to come up every time you hear the Fox fanfare.
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Healer_Leona
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Jul '00
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 3:24pm
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Everyone at work knows your TF.N user name and they proceed to give it nicknames...
I'm now Feeler Leona. 
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You'd be so perfect with me but you just can't see,
You turn every head but you don't see me.
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erikkin_novalogg
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 3:56pm
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When walking into WAL-MART you say to your friend: "I'll get the door" and move your hand forward setting of the sensors for the automatic door. (Guilty)
Whan your car is having troubles and you tell the machanic you think it has something to do with the negative power coupling.
When in class you reply to your teacher with C3P0's lines. (Guilty)
when on a resume you write you can speak six million languages, and that protocol is your primary function.
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erikkin_novalogg
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 4:09pm
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If you tell your friends and other people that your uncle is a moisture farmer (on Tatooine).
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Darth_Gangrenous
Title: •Teh-Mole's Game Grinch
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Jun '05
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 9:39pm
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You carry your lunch in a Star Wars lunch box and you are 35 years old.
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Jairen
Title: Manager Emeritus
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 9:50pm
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Whenever you ride a rollercoaster and it picks up speed on the first dip you say "We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our back!"
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Sith-I-5
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Aug '02
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Date Posted:
11/18/05 10:10am
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RE: You Know You're a STAR WARS Geek When....
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You sign off your emails with "Clear Skies" instead of "Goodbye".
All your friends at the Internet cafe call you "Yav'", cos you created an email address called "Yavin", and they thought it was your name, and you never realised until they shortened it.
You walk through a crowd of people, dodging around them, and Ackbar's phrase from the ROTJ novel springs to mind: "Take evasive action. Green Group steer for holding sector MG-7..."
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