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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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Date Posted:
6/14/06 6:33am
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**HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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This actually got started in the Lit. boards but would probably be more on-topic here. I'll lift a few quotes from that thread to get us started:
Ris_jSarek posted: "The ability to deal 16D Death Star scale damage is insignificant next to an alter skill of 10D+1."
"You don't need to make a Forgery check on his identification. These aren't the droids you've been making Spot checks for. He can make his Pilot check. Take your move action."
"Affect mind can have a powerful effect on those with weak Perception scores."
"She may not look like much, but she's got good die codes where it counts, kid. I've reduced her hyperdrive from x1 to x1/2 myself."
"I'll try the Roll maneuver, that's a good trick!"
"You like me because I'm a Level 6 Scoundrel/Level 2 Soldier. There aren't enough Level 6 Scoundrel/Level 2 Soldiers in your life."
"The Force Sensitivity feat is strong in my family. My father got it at First Level . . . I got it at First Level . . . and my sister got it at First Level."
"Sister! If you will not accumulate enough Dark Side Points, then perhaps she will."
"From my point of view, the *Jedi* accumulate Dark Side Points!"
"Roll not. Save. Or save not. There is no roll."
Jedi Merkurian posted: *blasts panel*
"Boring conversation anyway...Luke we're gonna have company! I rolled a 1 on my Bluff check!!"
"I haven't gone by the name Obi-Wan since...oh, when I took the Low Profile feat."
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a high base attack bonus and a mastercrafted blaster at your side!"
"Your father was a cunning warrior, and a good friend. I hear you've picked up quite a few ranks in Pilot yourself!"
"Why wish you to become Jedi?"
"Mostly because of my father, I guess."
"Mmmm...many Force Points had your father. Many Force Points!"
"When I first met your father, he already had Skill Emphasis (Pilot), but I was amazed that he could spend Force Points at three levels higher."
"Your hate has made you powerful! Now, fulfill your destiny and take enough Dark Side Points to qualify for the Sith Lord prestige class!"
"You've failed, Your Highness. I just made seven levels of Jedi, like my father before me."
"Young fool! *zap* Your feeble nine levels are no match for the power of my twenty!"
AdmiralWesJanson posted: "Strike me down, and your accumulation of Dark Side Points will be complete!"
"It's no good! I can't roll for manuever!"
"Use a Force point, Luke!"
"Combine fire actions on that super star destroyer!"
"Han will have that shield down, he just nees some more rounds!"
"Obi-Wan never told you your true back story!"
"Our cruisers can't repel fire power of Death Star scale!"
Now for a few more:
"We have a new enemy. I have no doubt he is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker."
"How is this possible?"
"Make a Farseeing check, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true."
"It is obvious that this contest will not be decided by our ranks in Force skills, but by our extra dice in lightsaber damage!"
"Powerful have you become, Dooku! Many Dark Side Points I sense in you."
"I can sense everything going on in that room."
"You don't have that many ranks in See Force, my young apprentice."
"And you do?"
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Rogue_Thunder
Title: FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Date Posted:
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LMAO This is hilarious... I can't think of any right now, but I'll work on it today and post if I get anything.
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dp4m
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6/14/06 8:45am
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I always thought that Han's Bluff check in ANH was due to his rolling a 1 on his Wild Die (he succeeded, but failed anyways).
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Koohii
Title: Games: RPG d6 GM
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Date Posted:
6/14/06 9:29am
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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Only Han Solo could roll a 1 while sneaking up on a bikerscout. The only dry twig in the entire Endor forest...
"What a wonderful smell you've tracked for us? Did you roll a natural 20?"
"Would someone get this walking carpet out of my Way? It's interfering with my spot checks?"
"wrrrrit tit wwwwrrrirrrh" "WRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" "meeeep zip Wrrrrrrrrrhhhr" --Chewbacca's intimidation roll vs MSE-6 mouse droid
"I suggest a new strategy R2. Solo and Chewbacca are combining their intimidation skills. Let the wookie add his strength modifier to his djeric skill."
"I've got a bad feeling that the GM has reached a plot point and is reading an extensive description..."
"I've got a bad feeling that the GM is cleaning the battlemat..."
"Irrrr, Ummmmm, Does not compute. Why don't we battledroids have ranks in bluff or intimidation?"
"They are still getting through. The damage code on the lightsaber combined with his force powers is enough to overcome the damage resistance of the armor and the structure points of our blast doors."
"Impossible. Where are our Droidekas? Haven't they had enough rounds to reach the bridge?"
"I want that stunted slime to devote the rest of his life to improving his hide-in-shadows and sneak rolls to the point where he automatically avoids my spot and listen checks."
"Hello. We had a string of 1's on our wisdom checks and decided to use the corridor as a firing range. Another series of 1's resulted in shooting all the security cameras and accidentally hitting the alarm. But we're all fine here. Everything's fine. Did you roll a good Fortitude save this morning?"
"We're sending a squad down"
"Oh no. We also rolled a 1 on our 'handle radioactive matterials' and 'death star-scale maintenance' skills, resulting in a large leak, very dangerous. Give us a couple minutes to spend skill points to lock it down."
"WHO is this? What's your NPC character sheet record #?"
"(boring conversation anyway) LUKE: I FAILED MY BLUFF CHECK!"
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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Date Posted:
6/14/06 11:14am
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"I have a bad feeling about this!"
"I failed my Wisdom check for Sense."
"It's something elusive...elsewhere. I missed my Farseeing check by 1."
"Don't center on your anxiety, Obi-Wan. Take 10 next time."
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Jedi_Matt
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6/14/06 1:54pm
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LOL Koohi!
That "LUKE I FAILED MY BLUFF CHECK!" was awesome!
i can't think of any good ones lol
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"No one can roll that many sixes on a chance die, even with a targeting computer!"
"It's not impossible- I used muscle memory to get a ridiculous string of sixes while improving my Starship Gunnery rolls during a level-4 die-cap speeder-to-character scale incident back home!"
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Koohii
Title: Games: RPG d6 GM
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6/14/06 4:21pm
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"Can't we outrun them? I thought you said this ship was fast."
"Plotting hyperspace jumps ain't like dusting crops, boy. I only have 4 ranks in astrogation, so unless I take 10, we could end up in a super-nova or fly right through a star, and that'd end your trip awfully fast, now wouldn't it."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. On the other hand, you will have a +10 circumstantial bonus for locating anything illegal, from criminals, corrupt politicians, spice, illegal weapons, bounties, thugs, or former jedi knights. Just remember to keep upping your streetwise &/or bluff skills."
"Lost a planet, Obi Wan has. Foolish was he. Farseeing did he not use. Taken 20 he should have. Hrrhmm hrr hrr."
"I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew..."
"Save your bluff checks. I'm force-sensative now, and can pinpoint his location if I'm within a parsec."
"I thought you said you were blind!"
"I'm getting better."
"A little higher! Let me coach you. Take extra time to add 1d to your shot, then add the die code to my blaster skill."
"Admiral Ozzel brought us out of lightspeed too close to the system. Had he used his experience points to purchase a few more levels of soldier or officer prestige class instead of noble and politician prestige class, he might have had enough brains to know better. Deploy the fleet so that nothing gets out. General Veers, prepare to land your troops."
"Echo Base, this is Rogue 2. I made my spot check. Repeat: my search roll was a natural 20!"
"Wait, I'm on backwards. Only a mutton-headed dolt like you could roll a 1 on droid repair and not notice!"
"If you are in the same agony from listening to my cheezy lines, just say so."
"This is jedi business. I have a lightsaber, 4 Dark side points, and 8 levels of Jedi Guardian, and I'm not affraid to use them."
"Senator Amidalla, a pleasure it is to see you again. Allocated your attribute increase to Charisma, you have."
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Jedi Merkurian
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“Hey, I thought you said you were blind!”
“It’s OK! I’ve got Point Blank Shot, I’ll spend a Force Point, and I’ll use a Lucky to re-roll if I miss!”
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"Did you hit?"
"Negative, I need a natural 20 to get it and I rolled an 18 and it just impacted on the surface..."
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Koohii
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"Plug R2 into the computer. With his gearhead feet and computer programming skill, he should be able to interpret the entire network."
"Don't blame me. You're the one who botched his technical roll and tried to insert a computer probe into an electrical socket."
"They didn't even make interrogation rolls. They just attacked my vitality points and endurance."
"What if he fails his fortitude save? He's worth a lot to me."
"The empire will compensate you."
"Yeah, like we should trust you."
"I've had a change of alignment! I'm now chaotic good. There's still a chance to save Han."
"Control, Control, you must spend skill points to up your Control!"
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Jedi Merkurian
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"I'm sorry Han, I had no choice. His Intimidate roll was way too high."
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"Your father gained too many Dark Side points. He ceased to be a player character, and became a GM controlled NPC. When that happened, the good man that was your father was destroyed." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Koohii
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"I don't care what your spot roll is... Get in there!"
"Look sir, out of the 500 stormtroopers and beasts we have searching this patch of desert, I was the one who made a spot roll by taking 20 and found the crackerjack prize! Droids, sir."
"Running maintenance checks with your Tech-based skills is not the same thing as piloting, which is a Mech-based skill."
"Hey, did you see the new TC18?"
"Which, the protocol droid or the speeder?"
"The speeder! Low-level guards like us don't care about droids with gender-confusion issues!"
"Why are we even having this conversation?"
"So that the level 18 Jedi Guardian down there who is messing with our minds doesn't decide to just kill us."
"Oh. Well, I hope he doesn't have a lvl5 deciple of some kind who will just blow up the entire station from under us with a single proton torpedo."
"Congradulations, kid. Now that you've made level, you get to ditch the modified karate gi and get a western-style orange jacket."
"Put a couple points into improving your running speed, GoldenRod, or you'll become a permanent resident."
"You'd better improve your streetwise skill. I have 18 ranks and a death sentence in 12 systems."
"You measure your freedom in Cash, old man. If you've got enough, you can go as far as you want, as fast as you want."
"Captain, the universe itself is curved. If you go far enough, fast enough, you end up... right back where you started."
--OK, not converted to gaming, but it was such a fun exchange in the SW radio program written by Brian Daley that I felt obliged.
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Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground, which gives me a +1 to attack.
Anakin Skywalker: You underestimate my power. I use force points as though I was three levels higher.
Obi-Wan: Don't try it. I have combat reflexes so if you fail your jump check, your tumble check, and pass through my threat space I could get three attacks of opportunity and possibly have confirmed criticals on all of them.
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Koohii
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Anakin: No you can't. Combat reflexes only allows you extra attacks based on your Dex bonus on MULTIPLE opponents. You'd only get one against me, since I'm only one opponent. Now, if those 4 clonetroopers try to rush past you, you could slice them to ribbons...
Sorry, this is an argument I had with one player in a D&D 3.0 game. We had to explain it to her over and over again, every session.
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