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Rogue_Thunder
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Date Posted:
6/23/06 10:48pm
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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Sebulba (after crashing during the podrace): "Poodoo! I failed my pilot check"
Qui-Gon Jinn (during the final duel, when the shield wall goes up, seperating him from Darth Maul): "Do I have time to use Heal Self, and 're-cast' Battlemind?"
"I am a Jedi, like my father before me... but I don't yet have the Block class feature, so you can fry me with your Force Lightning."
"That is why you fail... your Move Object check."
"Artoo, use Repair to lock down the stabalizer"
"Well, I'm not detecting any cities or technology, but maybe I failed my Computer Use."
"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"
"You don't need to see to use the Deflect class feature"
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Koohii
Title: Games: RPG d6 GM
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6/24/06 12:56am
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She's missed four gaming nights in a row and I'm sick and tired of her character droning around in the culmination of my campaign. So I've decided to kill her character off. There, she lost the will to live.
Ah, so true, so true...
How many times that has happened...
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Gry Sarth
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6/24/06 10:07am
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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Thanks, I always thought Padmé in Ep3 was very similar to a PC with an absent Player. All of a sudden she's missing all the action and acting out of character, and in the end she just dies for no better reason.
Qui-Gon: "Roll Perception, not Knowledge. Use your instincts."
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Nktalloth
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6/26/06 12:41am
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This wasn't in the movie, but it's assumed.
I'm also assuming it's The Accuser under Admiral Piett which is taken out by the rebel Kamekaze in ROTJ...
PIETT: Well, ****. Does anyone here have skill in repair?
EVERYONE ELSE: No.
PIETT: Hm. Well, someone go get the rulebook so we can figure this out before-
****
**** is of course the sound made by the Accuser crashing into the Death Star version 1.5.
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Donp
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6/26/06 10:53am
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"These federation types have low Will saves. The opposed diplomacy checks will only take a few rounds"
"A Jedi uses the Force for Knowledge checks and to enhance his defense, NEVER for Battlemind"
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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Date Posted:
6/26/06 10:59am
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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"That damage reduction is too strong for blasters!"
"What junky hull dice!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. I've even made a few modifications to her engine dice myself."
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Koohii
Title: Games: RPG d6 GM
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6/26/06 3:58pm
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**** is of course the sound made by the Accuser crashing into the Death Star version 1.5.
The Accuser? is this an alternate name for The Executor?
I find it odd that some fans can't aggree on the pronunciation of the ship. Some make it sound like a leagal term, similar to executive, and some pronounce it like the guy in the black hood next to the gallows.
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TheTatooineRexTrader
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6/27/06 6:09pm
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Yes it was the Executor (I say it like the man who kills the prisoners) which was hit by the A-Wing then crashed into the Death Star. However, Piett was the pilot.
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Koohii
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6/27/06 6:40pm
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"At last, we will make opposed initiative checks against the Jedi. At last, we will have our plot development"
"No more 1's on tactics checks. You are in command now, Admiral Piett. I suggest you add a few skill points to your command and tactics skills"
"What's the matter, girl? Did you make a spot check?"
"Their speed dice are higher than my fire control!"
"Stop complaining kid, and lead your targets."
"What are you doing? R2-D2, you know perfectly well that droids aren't allowed to modify other droids without supervision. Besides, the GM isn't watching you roll--he may arbitrarily decide your result is a failure that could blow up this poor droid."
"Threepio? Who is threepio? with all these weird names George has been throwing at me, I can't tell for certain whether it's a jedi with a silly moniker or a droid."
"I was thinking of transfering the the Academy this year"
"What? You want to bargain with me? I have 3 more dice than you do. Give over your daydreaming and spend a few more points until you've upped your skill by a full D. Maybe then you'll get lucky enough to get the recursive 6 to work in your favor. Now tomorrow you'll take those droids to Anchorhead, make a moderate tec roll, and wipe their memories. That'll be the end of it. They belong to us now."
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Zarm_Rkeeg
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6/28/06 12:42am
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Much as I hate to say it... though it's a common misconception (one I labored under until just last year or so,) there is no such killer-man as an 'Exectuor.' The word is 'Executioner.' An Executor, (like the legal team,) one who carries out the will of another, is the word (and general purpose) of the Super Star Destroyer that crashes into the DSII.
Crummy.
But not as bad as Timothy Zahn's pronunciation... "Joar-uss Sab-ae-awth?" 
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Koohii
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"This battle station has the highest damage dice codes as well as a higher scale modifier than anything else in the galaxy. I suggest we use it."
"The empire doesn't consider starfighter scale weapons to be a serious threat, or they'd have tighter defenses."
"What good's a 9D starfighter scale weapon going to be against that thing, which has 4 extra dice, just because of scale difference?"
"Han, BE careful. Take extra time for the +1D bonus."
"Hey, it's me."
"Only the Sith speak in such extremes. At least 4 sides, the dice have. Sometimes 20, there are. 30-siders, have I seen."
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Jedi Merkurian
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"Please, Master Yoda. Let me kill the Emperor."
"Strong enough to face a 20th level Sith Lord you are not."
"No more training do you require. Already have you enough experience points."
"Then I am 7th level..."
"No, one thing remains. Vader, you must face Vader. Then, only then, will you get the Jedi Knight bonus feat."
"Confer upon you a 7th level of Jedi Guardian the Council does. But agree with you taking levels of Jedi Master I do not!"
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Nktalloth
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Koohii posted:
The Accuser? is this an alternate name for The Executor?
[i]Actually yes. I only know the name from a lucasarts game what called it that. Or I have a completely different ship in mind and I got the two names switched around.
"I have the high ground, which gives me +4 to agility!"
"In my experience, there's no such thing as unloaded dice." -(Obi-Wan regarding luck)
"She's rolling two similar character sheets." -(Birth of Luke and Leia)
"*Kiss* For a skill bonus." -(Leia, when Luke was jumping the gap in ANH)
This has nothing to do with game terms, but I couldn't pass it up.
"We can rebuild him. Make him taller, darker, and more wheezy." -(Palpatine, regarding burned Anakin)
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"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?"
"Should I have?"
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 5 parsecs, she has a x½ Hyperdrive Multiplier and a x10 Hyperdrive Backup"
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Jedi_Rhysode
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Luke: "Look Uncle Owen, this droid failed it's Fortitude save"
Owen: "Hey, what kinda Bluff check are you trying to roll passed me?"
Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
Vader: A Tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old Master
Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Vader: Don't underestimate the See-Force class Skill
Tarkin: Continue the operation, you may fire when ready.
Leia: What!?
Tarkin: You have far to little ranks in Sense Motive. Dantooine has too low of a reputation bonus to make an effective demonstration.
Han: Great shot kid, that was a natural 20!
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