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Rogue_Thunder
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Date Posted:
10/27/06 3:42am
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Yeah, I meant to quote that one too... I didn't know Ewan was offered the neo role til I read that... you learn something new everyday 
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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10/27/06 6:34am
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[off-topic] notstarring.com is a goldmine of information about who didn't get what role. Check out this link in regards to Star Wars. Can you picture:
*Nick Nolte, James Caan, Al Pacino, Kurt Russel, Christopher Walken, or Sylvester Stallone as Han Solo?
*Sean Connery as Obi-Wan? (remember, this was around 1975)
*Cindy "Shirley Feeney" Williams as Princess Leia?
Okay, I can picture Kurt Russel:
"Never tell me the odds!"
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Neo-Paladin
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11/9/06 6:24pm
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*Anakin disarms Dooku*
Palp: Kill him.
Anakin: It's not the Jedi way...
Palp: Do it, do it now.
Ian: what's your willpower?
Hayden: 2D6+1
Ian: ... Yeah, I could roll all twos on my persuade roll, and beat your best roll.
Hayden: Oh, alright then,
*beheads!*
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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11/30/06 6:31am
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Oh no, my young apprentice. It is you who has failed your Perception roll, about a great many things!
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Minela
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12/20/06 10:02am
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muahahahahaahaa that is funny 
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DARTH_MARK-22
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12/28/06 8:21am
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Obi-Wan: "It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground, which gives me a +5 circumstantial modifier to my AC."
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"What the Hell's an Aluminum Falcon?!."
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Koohii
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1/27/07 7:58pm
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"May you roll recurring 6's on your wild die."
"R2, make a Starship Repair roll, see if you can boost the power."
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Jedi Merkurian
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2/1/07 5:52am
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I see you've put some ranks in Craft (lightsaber). Indeed you have levelled, as the Emperor has foreseen.
You can't do this father. I feel the conflict within you, burn off a few Dark Side Points.
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Jedi Merkurian
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EWAN: It's over, Hayden. I have the high ground, and you're low in hit points.
HAYDEN: You underestimate my powah!1!1!
EWAN: I'm tellin' you dude, don't try it...
HAYDEN: I spend a Force Point to regain surge, *rolls dice* That's +30 to my Jump check. I'm also gonna spend a Destiny Point to auto-crit. Booyah!
EWAN: I spend a Destiny Point to act out of turn.
GEORGE: OK.
HAYDEN: Um....what?
GEORGE: That note that Ewan slipped me earlier? He figured you'd try something like that.
HAYDEN: No way!
EWAN: Yes way  It's the same trick I used on the Sith Lord back when the campaign started. As many times as I've told you about that, I can't believe you'd try it on me. I use Double Attack *rolls dice* That one hits, that one crits.
GEORGE: The first hit's gonna be enough to drop him.
HAYDEN: @#&%!!!
EWAN: Holy crap, dude! I didn't wanna kill you  I tell you what, I'll just use Severing Strike instead.
GEORGE: Cool. We'll say that he loses both legs and his other arm instead of dying.
HAYDEN: Oh, thanks a frakkin' lot 
EWAN: Hey, you're the one who went all emo and killed Sam's character over pizza! Not to mention what you did to Natalie's character.
HAYDEN: She said she's not playing anymore...
EWAN: Because not only did you attack Sam's Jedi, but you like sacked the entire Jedi Temple! I'm not sure she ever got completely over you being all stalkerish when you first started playing. She thinks you've wigged out. That's why she broke up with you!
HAYDEN: Hey, hey, she wasn't there for that session, and she wouldn't have known until you told her about it. Regardless, Padme' will still do her destiny thing and have mah bay-bayz!1!1!1!
GEORGE: Except, the last you saw of her was that she was laid out after you used Force grip on her...
HAYDEN: It was only for a couple of rounds. That's only what, 2 steps down the condition track.
GEORGE: But the real question is how many persistent steps was she already down for being pregnant 
EWAN: Oh noes 
HAYDEN: Man, &%$#* you!
EWAN: You were the Chosen One! Your destiny was to destroy Darth Sidious, not become his apprentice!
HAYDEN: Have you seen how the Sith prestige classes work in the new ruleset? They freakin' r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz!1! Plus, I can still get that permanent Destiny Bonus by killing him and becoming the reigning Dark Lord 
GEORGE: Except now you'll be at -5 on all your Use the Force checks because of cyber replacements...
EWAN: Oh noes  Not so uber now, huh?
HAYDEN: Waitaminnit! How does Ewan even have Destiny Points? He fulfilled his "Education" destiny when I made Jedi Knight!
EWAN: I guess I had one more lesson to teach: Don't mess with teh Mastah!!1!1!
GEORGE:
HAYDEN: I hate you!!! *storms out*
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Pawnnolonger
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^Winner
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KudosDas
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6/27/07 9:44pm
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I'll second that.
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Luke: Wow...he must have been consumed by the evil over a long period of time then...
Obi-Wan: Well no, not really. Seriously, one minute he was all like "Oh Hello
Obi-Wan old chum! What new adventures shall we have today?" Next he was killing babies...
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I'll third it. Fourth it too.
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Jedi Merkurian
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Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? And well you should not! For I am a 20th level character, and I can get a nat. 20 on my first attack without even rolling the dice!
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Jedi Merkurian posted:
EWAN: It's over, Hayden. I have the high ground, and you're low in hit points.
HAYDEN: You underestimate my powah!1!1!
EWAN: I'm tellin' you dude, don't try it...
HAYDEN: I spend a Force Point to regain surge, *rolls dice* That's +30 to my Jump check. I'm also gonna spend a Destiny Point to auto-crit. Booyah!
EWAN: I spend a Destiny Point to act out of turn.
GEORGE: OK.
HAYDEN: Um....what?
GEORGE: That note that Ewan slipped me earlier? He figured you'd try something like that.
HAYDEN: No way!
EWAN: Yes way It's the same trick I used on the Sith Lord back when the campaign started. As many times as I've told you about that, I can't believe you'd try it on me. I use Double Attack *rolls dice* That one hits, that one crits.
GEORGE: The first hit's gonna be enough to drop him.
HAYDEN: @#&%!!!
EWAN: Holy crap, dude! I didn't wanna kill you I tell you what, I'll just use Severing Strike instead.
GEORGE: Cool. We'll say that he loses both legs and his other arm instead of dying.
HAYDEN: Oh, thanks a frakkin' lot
EWAN: Hey, you're the one who went all emo and killed Sam's character over pizza! Not to mention what you did to Natalie's character.
HAYDEN: She said she's not playing anymore...
EWAN: Because not only did you attack Sam's Jedi, but you like sacked the entire Jedi Temple! I'm not sure she ever got completely over you being all stalkerish when you first started playing. She thinks you've wigged out. That's why she broke up with you!
HAYDEN: Hey, hey, she wasn't there for that session, and she wouldn't have known until you told her about it. Regardless, Padme' will still do her destiny thing and have mah bay-bayz!1!1!1!
GEORGE: Except, the last you saw of her was that she was laid out after you used Force grip on her...
HAYDEN: It was only for a couple of rounds. That's only what, 2 steps down the condition track.
GEORGE: But the real question is how many persistent steps was she already down for being pregnant
EWAN: Oh noes
HAYDEN: Man, &%$#* you!
EWAN: You were the Chosen One! Your destiny was to destroy Darth Sidious, not become his apprentice!
HAYDEN: Have you seen how the Sith prestige classes work in the new ruleset? They freakin' r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz!1! Plus, I can still get that permanent Destiny Bonus by killing him and becoming the reigning Dark Lord
GEORGE: Except now you'll be at -5 on all your Use the Force checks because of cyber replacements...
EWAN: Oh noes Not so uber now, huh?
HAYDEN: Waitaminnit! How does Ewan even have Destiny Points? He fulfilled his "Education" destiny when I made Jedi Knight!
EWAN: I guess I had one more lesson to teach: Don't mess with teh Mastah!!1!1!
GEORGE:
HAYDEN: I hate you!!! *storms out*
Awesome!
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awesome
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