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**HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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Koohii
Title: Games: RPG d6 GM
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May '03
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Date Posted:
7/30/07 6:26pm
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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We meet again Obi Wan. Last time I had 8D in Control and Sense, 6 in Alter, a lightsaber skill of 8D, and 3 DarkSide Points. Now I have 11 C&S, 10A, 12D lightsaber, and 8DSP pumping up all my Force Powers.You're still an NPC, Darth.
Making a sneak roll, solo?
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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Date Posted:
7/31/07 12:37pm
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Have enough Destiny Points to face this Darth Sidious, you do not.
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Shiro-Oni
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10/8/07 2:36pm
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Anakin: Luke, help me take this mask off. I could use the +2 Synergy bonus
Luke Skywalker: But you'll lose 1 point of CON/round and die in 13 rounds!
Anakin Skywalker: I'm already at -1, son. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes, without the +2 to spot...
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Vader: You are unwise to take a full-round action to use diplomacy while in my threatened space!
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Genius A, Which I is one of am!
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Neo-Paladin
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10/29/07 8:10pm
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"...the tracks go off in that direction."
"Look sir, I made my spot check: droids!"
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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
Edward R. Murrow
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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Date Posted:
10/30/07 7:24am
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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The Force can have a strong influence on those with low Will Defenses.
I thought you Jedi would know the difference between Knowledge (galactic lore) and Perception...
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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11/6/07 9:18am
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With apologies to the KotOR games:
1.[Persuade] Father, please! Help me!
2.[Persuade/Lie] I'll do anything, just stop shooting me with lightning!
3. I see the truth at last. My feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. I submit to your training, Master.
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JediKitty
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3/18 7:46pm
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Oh my...this thread is the best laugh I've had this week. Must print this out and take it to gaming Sunday night....
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Koohii
Title: Games: RPG d6 GM
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Date Posted:
3/20 11:17am
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RE: **HUMOR** Star Wars Quotes in Game Terms
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Neo-Paladin posted:
"...the tracks go off in that direction."
"Look sir, I made my spot check: droids!"
Tony: No Way! In a huge desert, the odds of them finding the pod are 1 in billions. Finding a dinky metal piece that broke of is 1 in 10 to the power of my overdraft!
Lucas: Infinate number of Monkeys. The Empire sent down enough troops to search the entire desert. They have 3 star destroyers in orbit now. With the tracking data they got scanning thye pod on it's way down, and the thousands of Stormtroopers at their disposal, one of them who was in the right spot, given enough time, got a 20 on his spot.
Tony: Logical. Eventually. Might have taken days though. The odds of it happening are--
Lucas: Never tell me the odds!
Kenny: Can I analyse his foot to see if I notice anything missing?
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Neo-Paladin
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4/3 7:51pm
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"You got a lot of nerve coming back here, after what you pulled."
*Force Point -> Bluff Roll*
*Bluff Roll*
*Bluff Roll*
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inkpenavenger
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Date Posted:
4/15 3:29am
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In the vein of the "game session example" style thing from earlier...
FRANK: I leap up onto his senate box and draw my lightsaber.
GEORGE: He uses Force Lightning. He's also attempting to disarm you with it...(rolls) yeah, he did.
FRANK: Wait, where does it say he can do that?
GEORGE: The Power of Myth.
FRANK: (sigh) Fine, then I'll use Rebuke. (rolls) All right!
GEORGE: He uses Rebuke back.
FRANK: Wait, I thought he was out of that power!
GEORGE: He spent a Force point to regain it.
FRANK: When?
GEORGE: Just now!
FRANK: Fine, what happenes?
GEORGE: Well...(rolls) The double Rebuked power knocks you both back. He...(rolls) grabs onto the railing, but you are thrown too far back to do that so you take...(rolls) that much damage when you hit the central podium.
FRANK: Can I make a Climb check to catch myself?
GEORGE: Sure...
FRANK: (rolls)
GEORGE: At a -10 penalty.
FRANK What! Why?
GEORGE: No railing.
FRANK: Ok, so I fall again.
GEORGE: So you take...(rolls) this much damage. He's hanging from the rail of the senate box, laughing like mad.
FRANK: Screw this, I'm out of here.
GEORGE: What? You're running away?
FRANK: I can't beat him! I see what you're doing. You're trying to wrap up the campaign and you're trying to kill off all the PCs!
GEORGE:....
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Jedi Merkurian
Title: Games: RPG d20 GM
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Date Posted:
6/10 7:19am
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Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to abilities some consider to be broken.
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