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exusiai
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4/9/05 1:15pm
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Tirel Nadd.
D6 System
Ok we were playing a Game, Rise of the Empire Era. My Character was a Failed Jedi with one Dark Side Point to Start. The GM Was Running a Game where One Player was Playing the Main bad guy..."The White Tiger". At anyrate Tirel had recieved a vision that if he Defended a Jedi Healer from The White Tiger then he would be Attoned.
During the course of the Campaign, the Player of the Healer, and I determined that Our Characters had Fallen in love with each Other. I also Gained One more Dark side Point.
In the Final Conflict the Tiger Told Tirel how he was Going to Rape Seline and Populate the Galaxy with his children. tirel lashed out in a fit of anger. Severing the Tiger's hand. DSP # 3 I rolled a 1 on a D6
The Tiger was like "you won't kill me you're a Jedi".. As I severed his head I said "Was a Jedi" I was then Tackled by squad of "psuedo Stormtroopers" and taken to the Imperial palace. I broke out, Incuring Several (14) more Dark side points along the Way, and Joined the Emporer as an Inquisitor.
Fast forward to A few Weeks Before Episode IV. Tirel had been Assigned a Jedi Seer to guide him in his search for Jedi. After a HUGE Farseeing roll ( multiple 6's on the wild Die, totaling 50+) the GM determined that She had Seen the ENTIRE Events of Episodes 4-6. which she Shared with Tirel.
We went to Tantooine and Bombarded Ben's hut from Orbit, Turning Everything within a mile Radius of it into Melted Glass. Then I had Luke Arrested. when Vader Arrived I traded Luke for Leia to Vader, And Turned Leia into Tirel's Concubine.
That About sums it Up, I started an Alternate Timeline.
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Jedi_Matt
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4/10/05 4:55am
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that is superb, i wish i was part of that game, lol.
The worst thing i've just done (because ive only ever played good people until recently) is that on the roleplaying forum here, i played some sith kid, and shot a girl in the bum with force lightning 
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Sith_Putty
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4/19/05 2:31am
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are you guys talking about SWG??
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Sith_Putty
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4/19/05 6:06am
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a funny thing to do in the game is to set the ion cannon to courasant, there goes 100000000 ppls lives
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Youkai
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4/21/05 11:49am
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I once played a scoundrel who was tricked into flying two jedi(PCs) to a planet occupied by the Trade Federation. I calmly informed them that if they didn't double my fee they wouldn't live to regret it. The Jedi and the other five people in the party laugh me off saying that they can easily overpower me if I try anything. I then proceed to the cockpit of my ship, seal the cockpit, and proceed to depressurize the entire ship with the exception of the cockpit. I killed seven other players with the press of a button.
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Rolic_Charon
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4/21/05 11:59am
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We had a guy try that on us once. He popped open the cargo bay doors. Our Consular got an awsome roll on his move object and held the air in with the Force. As the other Guardian and I ran to the cockpit. I can imagine the look on the pilot's face when he pressed the button began to chuckle, then a yellow blade pokes through the door beside him.
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The_Lord_Vader
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We shot up a cantina, robbed it, and blew out of there. The police caught up with us at the height of our campaign, detained us for about 30 secs, lifted us up and then had us shot.
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Tam_Elgrin
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4/27/05 8:20am
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We were in the Geonosian catacombs, looking for insurrectionists who had been stirring a Geonosian uprising against the Republic garrison on the planet. Eventually we found a meeting room where the Seppies were gathered. One of our Jedi goes to negotiate with them, instructing the rest of the squad (who wanted to simply blast in there) to wait behind. The Wookiee and the other Jedi hatch a plan, and using the Force roll a thermal detonator into the meeting room. The negotiating Jedi notices it, and uses Force push to fling it away from the Separatists. He rolls a sickeningly high check, pushes the grenade through the air, it hits the wall, rebounds back towards the conspirators and explodes them anyway.
Getting out of the catacombs they are picked up by a LAAT/i gunship and learn that, following the death of their leaders, the Geonosians and Seperatists have begun their assault on the droid foundries prematurely. The mercs in the squad (it was a mixed team of Jedi and mercs) want to leave before the fighting gets too messy, after all they were only hired to investigate the uprising, not fight a battle. The Republic officer in charge of the Geonosian garrison has other ideas, however, and pulls a gun on them, trying to force them to help defend the factories. The Wookiee gets mad and lashes out at the officer, the clones aboard the gunship open fire, all hell breaks loose and we end with the gunship getting commandeered by three mercs, with the two Jedi left for dead in the Geonosian desert (they survived, in the end, however).
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Lord_Kell
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4/30/05 11:59pm
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I was once playing a jedi gaurdian. I had a lot of anger in me and often let it show, but I always made the "right" choice.
Then, one day, I was gaming with four other PC's (all jedi), and we were on what was to be our final gaming session. We confronted the dark lord of the sith, who tempted me with the cliche, "give in to your anger" line, and I had to make a will check.
I made my will check and a sigh of relief washed over my comrads. I then proceeded to cut every one of them down, with the sith lords help, of coarse. As they sat with mouths gaping, I bowed before my new master.
"You have done well, Lord Malice," he bellowed.
"Thank you, my master," I returned.
It was a glorious day for the Dark side.
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Aragorn327
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5/1/05 8:00am
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Highlights from two recent Mutants and Masterminds campaigns:
1) I was GMing a sparring match between three characters. It um...escalated when they got angry at each other, and only one ended up surviving. Collateral damage ended up wrecking most of a small harbor about them, and firing a rocket at a little girl treading water after they'd blown up her family's sailboat.
2)Fellow player in a villain (it was more of a misguided hero mission that a true villain one, really) campaign took on an entire police force hurling lightning at them and frying them all singlehandedly outside of a bar. My character remained in the bar, calmly drinking whisky.
3) I tortured an old woman. I fired bullets into all four appendages as she tried to escape...one to the point where her arm fell off. I then cut off the other arm with a machette, carved her up a bit with it, and finally gave up and shot her in the head. This wasn't your average old woman, as you can probably guess. A superly skilled government agent. Ah well.
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JoinTheSchwarz
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5/1/05 8:10am
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Hmmm, I love Mutants & Masterminds.
Last Christmas I GMed a "Cyberpunk meets Wild C.A.T.S." series and one of the characters, loosely based upon that guy from "Neuromancer" who had a holographic system implanted, loved using his Illusion power to kill bystanders.
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SupremeOverlordZar
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Last night, I was in a galactic ultramarket on Coruscant in the Rise of the Empire era. I was a human character named Korraj Rehpaght, a sort of misguided-hero type. You see, his wife was brutally raped, mutilated, then shot up by a band of mercenaries from Denon, and they captured his sixteen year old daughter. They somehow always know precisely where my PC is, at any given time. Every Monday morning, at 9:30, they send him a video of her being raped, and licked, and the usual. With each video is a list of instructions to go somewhere, find something, and mail it to them. These scavenger hunts are getting more and more ridiculous, with my fellow players sitting around all day, thumbing through catalogs, looking for items.
My PC has discovered the Force, and, in desperation, is rushing through training to learn how to locate his daughter through the Force. He turned sorta half-psychotic, and snapped at last. He was asked, while on Almania, to travel to Coruscant and buy twelve conduit worm patties. I began to suspect that my friends really needed to be checked into some kind of psychiatric ward. Anyway, after going through seventeen different ultramarts that were out of conduit worm patties, I finally went to A&P, which stands for Anakin and Palpatine. After frantically searching the dried meat counter, I was told by the butcher that they were somewhere else in the store.
Needless to say, I had gone crazy, and was hunting down an employee. I asked him where the conduit worm patties were, and he said, "No sir, I'm afraid we cant sell you those without a legal li-"
That was as far as he got. I used Force Grip, and rolled a 20. This is what the GM (a trained actor) said: "As the sheer power of the dark side flows through your veins, you concentrate on that employee... his smug face... his little girlee-man expression... But worst is his breath... Ah, it stinks.... In a sudden compulsive urge, you close your hand into a fist... Gouts of blood spurt forth from his mouth and nose as his lungs are suddenly crushed by your power. He lays on the tiled ground in a bloody heap, sobbing and twitching."
But... am I done yet? Hell no. I decide to keep my guy crazy for a few more turns, and use Force Grip on his... manly area. My roll... a 19. Since the girls were out for the weekend, the GM was very explicit. "As his prostrate form sits there, his testicles suddenly implode, spraying a warm, white liquid over his bloody body."
Still not done. I tell the GM that I want to use one last Force Grip... on his head. I roll... a 1. This isn't neccesarily a bad thing. Quoth the GM: "Your own rage and hatred distract you, and your concentration is ruined. Instead of pulling from the inside, you pull from the outside, causing his head to spontaneously erupt in a shower of blood and brain tissue. On piece of his cerebrum lands on the head of an old lady. She faints forward onto her grav-shopping cart. It is shoved forward, and smashed into the freezers that are full of steam and crabs. The heat from the minirepulsorlift in the cart burns off the insulation of the wires in the freezer, causing a large explosion that hurled crab claws at the many shoppers, impaling numerous of them to walls. One claw spears a fire extinguisher, the opening of which makes the servers thing a fire has broken out, engaging the sprinkler system. All the water hits a bunch a wires, creating a massive electrical fire." My character gets out by then, and hijacks an air bus with a greyish banana he stole on the way out, pretending it's a blaster. "As the bus pulls away, the fire hits the gas lines that circle the building, shattering the walls of the floor. The countless floors above fall twelve feet down. Needless to say, not all fell evenly. The building topples over, into another tower, and they fall over into a populatedpark area, where millions are now resting leisurely. Suddenly, screaming fills the air as the two mile high buildings are about to crush them all. Some run. Some panic. Some just stand and gape at the awing sight."
"The second tower falls first, smushing countless people to the duracrete pavement. The tower with the ultramart falls on the other tower. A hail of shrapnel soars for miles as the two buildings explode. Your airbus jukes and jinks..." He rolls to see the result. A 7. He turns to me. "A transparisteel window punctures the bus. As a vacuum is created by the warping of air, five people on the bus explode. The bus is going down in flames toward that two mile high apartment comlex dead ahead. What will you do?" I say that I am going to jump out the emergency exit and try to grab another airtaxi. I roll a DC of 17. I get just that, and hijack the taxi, riddling the two female inhabitants with slugs from my custom slugthrower that I built on Bimmisari. I sit in the taxi and watch the airbus collide squarely with the building, creating a crevise in it that I soon learn collapses the whole building.
The GM checks his notes. "Umm... Our house rule is that every civilian you kill is a DSP, but you killed way too many. Thirty DSP seems fair."
Final tally of destruction:
# of Inncoents killed: 28,978,341
# of Coruscant Police killed: 8,563
Total Damage Costs: 345,768,892,382,772 Credits
This guy is nuts. I'm going to another session tonight. I tell how that goes.
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Darth_Boppu
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5/3/05 5:18pm
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Just after the emperor died, My friends' characters became sith lords, found all the heroes (luke, leia, lando, etc.) and either killed them, made them loyal, or made them their concubines. Then they had little sith children with leia.
Gotta love alternate timelines
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5/3/05 5:34pm
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Whoa, Grand Theft Auto: Imperial Center!
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When my friend's Ex-Bounty Hunter PC sacrificed himself to destroy a crime lord and free the planet of Coruscant, he thought he had died noble. However, his sacrifice deeply saddened his NPC Queen secret-spouse-to-be, who then proceded to kill herself. This sent the galaxy into turmoil, and a new Empire arose. My other friend and mine's stopped him, but died in the resulting explosion. Details afterward yet to come...
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