Author Topic: Jack on Trial
The2ndQuest 
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Registered: Jan '00
45729_Ithorian "Hammerhead"
Date Posted: 11/27/07 3:16pm Subject: Jack on Trial
Jack Thompson Faces Trial Before the Florida Bar Today

 

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The_Crow 
Registered: Jan '06
8105_Greedo and Han
Date Posted: 11/27/07 3:19pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial - Date Edited: 11/27/07 3:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: The_Crow
You just made my day.
Thank you!!

 

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timmoishere 
Registered: Jun '07
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Date Posted: 11/27/07 3:24pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
What does Cliegg Lars have against games, anyway?

 

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The2ndQuest 
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45729_Ithorian "Hammerhead"
Date Posted: 3/29 6:07pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial - Date Edited: 3/29 7:35pm (5 edits total) Edited By: The2ndQuest
Game Politics has a transcript of the trial

Oh, lovely insanity is joyous.

Leto, I'm guessing your legalistic mind will enjoy this wink




JT: Do you recall my cursing at you?

Clatus Junkin: I do not recall you cursing.

JT: In fact, I told you to "go **** yourself", didn't I?

CJ: You may have...

JT: I can assure you I said that...

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JT: Judge Moore, did you bring a libel action against me?

MOORE: No.

JT: Why not?

...

MOORE: Why not?

JT: Yes.

MOORE: Mr. Thompson, I want to have the least amount of contact with you I can have. I don't know how to put it any other way than that. I don't want to see you.

...

JT: You entered an order, though, saying that I couldn't communicate with you any further.

MOORE: Directly to me or through my fax machine.

JT: Okay, and what was the annoyance that you had with that?

MOORE: Just fax after fax after fax after fax after fax after fax.

JT: Do you ever get communications by fax from other lawyers?

MOORE: Occasionally...

JT: What's the cut-off on how many faxes?

MOORE: Oh, I don't know. You reached it, whatever it is.

JT: Anybody else ever reach it?

MOORE: No. Not close. You ruined my fax machine.

JT: I ruined your fax machine?

MOORE: It quit.

JT: Did it.

MOORE: Yes.

JT: What kind was it?

MOORE: I don.t know. A cheap one.

TUMA: Objection.

MOORE: I.m sorry, Judge.

JT: Did you get a new one?

MOORE: Yes.

TUMA: Objection, Your Honor.

JT: He said it ruined his fax machine. Did you get a new one?

TUMA: Objection, Your Honor.

MOORE: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

DT: Next question.

JT: Why can't I ask that?

DT: Because it's irrelevant to the complaint whether or not the Judge in Alabama bought a new fax machine.

JT: Just so the record is clear, it's highly relevant because this Judge is annoyed with someone who sent him too many faxes and is claiming that I ruined his fax machine.

DT: Do you have another question?

JT: I've got lots of questions.

(After a time, the discussion wanders back to... the fax machine)

MOORE: The problem is you were sending just bundles of [documents], these long speeches and letters to other people that I had no idea what the letters were about, about Katrina money and these lawyers down here in Miami and all this.

JT: And I broke your fax.

MOORE: Yes.

TUMA: Objection.

MOORE: My secretary said be sure and tell you that.

JT: I'll buy you one.

MOORE: I don't want you to buy me one. I bought one!

 

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__Vader__ 
Registered: May '05
41559_Vader
Date Posted: 3/29 8:30pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial - Date Edited: 3/29 8:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: __Vader__
Even in his dying breaths, Mr. Thompson manages to be an idiot. Let's hope justice is served at long last.

 

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Soontir-Fel 
Registered: Dec '01
42109_General Grievous
Date Posted: 3/29 9:49pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
I remember when he sent judges gay porn.

 

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Uncle_Owen_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '01
6605_Owen Lars
Date Posted: 3/30 7:52am Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
I loved his bomb threat to the florida bar.

Below is what The Florida Bar will look like if [the Florida Supreme] court acts affirmatively on its show cause order, figuratively speaking, of course

It's quite clear to me that that one time Jacko played Bomberman turned him into the next unabomber.

 

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jacktherack 
Registered: Mar '08
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Date Posted: 3/31 4:43pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
Soontir-Fel posted:
I remember when he sent judges gay porn.


jack thompson runs a child pornography ring.

 

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nancyallen 
Registered: Nov '07
41189_Aayla Secura
Date Posted: 4/23 3:53am Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
'I'ma a gonna get my twin from Liberty City to sue all of you, oh snap, Rockstar had Niko shoot him in revenge for an incident over coffee.'

 

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The2ndQuest 
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Registered: Jan '00
45729_Ithorian "Hammerhead"
Date Posted: 5/9 11:19am Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
Happy Mother's Day to Take-Two's Chairman's mother from Jack Thompson

hypnotized Just...wow... this man is just an awful human being.

 

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nancyallen 
Registered: Nov '07
41189_Aayla Secura
Date Posted: 5/9 4:18pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
I invoke Godwin's Law. We win.

In all seriousness the man's gone mad. Why hasn't he been locked up yet?

 

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The2ndQuest 
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Date Posted: 6/6 12:24pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial - Date Edited: 6/6 12:27pm (1 edits total) Edited By: The2ndQuest
Florida Bar Wants Jack Thompson Disbarred For 10 Years; Thompson Storms Out of Hearing

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Leto II 
Registered: Jan '00
42114_Jones Attacked
Date Posted: 6/6 2:00pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial - Date Edited: 6/6 2:11pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Leto II
He's suffered a blow, to be sure, but he'll be back -- FOX News seems to like him quite a lot. I don't expect any less from Jack, like when he trumpeted the VA Tech shootings last year...he'll pervert any tragedy for his own gain, but it's really repulsive that news channels would begin to try to place blame on anyone or anything while the incident was still happening.

FOX was calling him a "School-Shooting Specialist," or that's the name he gave himself before going on the air. All he talked about, though, was linking video games and "murder simulators" to school-shootings. I knew the second I heard about it that it would be blamed on video games. I also knew Thompson would pounce on it like a fat girl on cake, but damn, he was quick.

That was probably the lowest Jack Thompson has ever gone. I just laughed at him before, when he would try to get the Penny Arcade guys arrested, or when he threatened to get Crecente fired.

People like this guy hide behind the "it's-for-the-children" mantra. He doesn't want retailers to be restrained from selling Bully, GTA, and the like to minors; he just wants to have these games banned altogether. If this dripping, syphilitic c**k put half his resources elsewhere, into something useful, maybe he could devise a way to balance the budget, or cure world hunger, or solve global warming like Killface did.

Wow, at least now I know why I turned into a carjacking, school-shooting, immigrant-rights-supporting, premarital-sex-having pervert.

 

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The2ndQuest 
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Date Posted: 9/25 4:11pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial - Date Edited: 9/25 4:22pm (2 edits total) Edited By: The2ndQuest
Thompson Disbarred

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Flawless Victory

 

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Trimaj 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 9/25 4:46pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
about fething time. the osik should have been KO'd a long time ago.

:snoopy

 

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HemDazon90 
Registered: Mar '08
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Date Posted: 9/25 5:37pm Subject: RE: Jack on Trial
today is violence day eve tommarow shall be violence day

 

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