JCC Argh! Ahoy Mates!

Avast! I can't believe you scawly dogs forgot what day this was! Curses t' all o' you!

Arrr! Talk like proper Pirates you landlubbers!

 

I didn't forget, I was just avoiding it.

 

Bah! How dare ye sink that ship and loot.

 

Stupid nephew fiddling with Internet.

 

Blaming this on your nephew?

 

The double post was because I lost Internet connectivity due to him fiddling with it.

 

Damn it all to hell....and we were *this* close to going the whole day without any mention of it.

 

AMEN, Jazib. Maybe next year.

 

Arrrr! Tunick ye neckbeardlubber! Avast!

 

Fogrogs.

 

I temporarily changed my language on facebook to English-pirate. I'm glad they still have that option.

 

I was actually invited into a pirate talking contest because of my pirate video so

 

Yarr. Talk like a pirate ye scurvy flannellubber!

 

I am talking like a pirate, a very proper one. I aren't a 1st mate for just anything ye know.

 

I can't dismiss the alert!

 

What that be?

 

I like ye Scawlywags can't switch ye ol' mini - banner off.

 

Yarrrr!

 

I was able to AdBlock the stupid skull gif, but couldn't do the same for the "merry" message.

 

It's my birthday today, too! Arrr! Ye should give me all ye have as birthday presents or prepare to be boarded!

 

No

 

Arg! Me first world problem be makin' a thief of me coconuts walk the plank. Arg! Me be talkin' like a pirate in bed! Arg! Me Whitey dumped his mate. Arg! There be a very moral basis for assassinations. Arg! What be a hobbit and why is he journeying? Arg! What be this 7th version of the "Whore House" and where be me finding it? Arg! Who be this fellow what needs a yacht? Arg!