JCC Top 10s

Now you're just being contrarian.

 

1. Luke Skywalker
2. Darth Vader
3. Jaina Solo
4. Anakin Solo
5. Tahiri Veila
6. Admiral Gial Ackbar
7. Emperor Palpatine
8. Yoda
9. Mission Vao
10. Revan

 

1. Jar Jar
2. Jar Jar
3. Jar Jar
4. Jar Jar
5. Jar Jar
6. Jar Jar
7. Jar Jar
8. Jar Jar
9. Jar Jar
10. Jar Jar

 

No. Your punishment was to write it down 500 times.

 

1. Porkins
2. R5-D4
3. Look sir, droids
4. The rest.

Amazing.

 

You're right to place yourself at the bottom of that list.

 

1. Darth Maul
2. Han Solo
3. That singer on the cantina scene
4. Porkins
5. The Jawas
6. Darth Sidious
7. Boba Fett

I can't think of more

 

I can. Easily. Maybe you should be watching the films again instead of boring me here.

 

Star Wars has films now? Oh, right, to tie in with that 35 year old toy line.

 

1) Zayne Carrick
2) Darth Vader
3) Han Solo
4) Luke Skywalker
5) Princess Leia
6) Thrawn
7) Lando
8) Palpatine
9) Ysanne Isard
10) Nyna Calixte

 

Which Lando? Calrissian?

 

1) Jacen Solo, pre-Dark Nest
2) The Jedi Exile
3) Luke Skywalker
4) Vergere
5) Obi-Wan Kenobi
6) Yoda
7) Kreia
8) Grand Admiral Thrawn
9) Gar Stazi
10) Han Solo

 

System

 

Where would you place Jacen Solo post-Dark Nest? A rough indication is fine.

 

1) Imperial Guard #3
2) Imperial Guard #9
3) Imperial Guard # 19
4) Imperial Guard # 33
5) Imperial Guard # 23
6) Imperial Guard # 44
7) Imperial Guard # 42
8) Imperial Guard # 34
9) Imperial Guard #8
10) Imperial Guard # 52

 

Imperial Guard #8 -- great, even more EU.

 

Somewhere between Admiral Daala and that annoying pilot from Jedi Trial. So, somewhere between athlete's foot and Rolling Rock.

 

He is low on the list, though.

 

I'm gonna cheat and add an eleventh to my list:

Vergere

 

I don't think there have even been 53 separate Imperial Guards depicted in the whole Star Wars universe yet. I mean, you have to imagine they have pretty long tenures, and the Empire only lasted a couple decades from inception to collapse.

 

Now there's a shocking statement.

 

Who?