JCC How would you survive an outer space Nazi invasion ?

If anyone has seen the Iron Sky film, or even if you haven't yet, what witty things would you do and/or get up to, to (seriously and/or humorously) survive an outer space Nazi invasion on Earth, like the one in that film ?

 

If they're coming from the sky, I'd bring an umbrella.

 

Fire lots of nukes into space.


If that doesn't work, defect to their side

 

How to beat Nazi's from the moon? Easy, ally with Mars Soviets. That'll do the trick.

 

i would be like "oh man i did NOT SEE that coming." hopefully nazis like puns and they would let me live.

 

With temporal incursions.

 

With a really big Bowie knife.

 

Open the Ark of the Covenant on them.

 

I send the former prime minister of Japan to play a high-stakes game of mahjong against Hitler.

 

I would throw the pancake back.

 

Didn't some movie come out last year about Nazis from the Moon, with Sarah Palin as President?

 

As soon as I saw the picture of someone holding some form of weapon, I knew it was going to be Lee posting it...

 

I would also suggest calling the Justice League, they've had experience with this kind of stuff....

 

[Insert Doctor Who reference here]

 

They would just bomb London and it would be called the Blitz. Because according to the show that's all that ever happened in World War II.

 

That's not true. People had fancy dinners in Berlin.

 

"Are you my Mummy?"