JCC OZK's Foreskin Restoration Progress Thread

You're still going to Hell, man. Keep trying, though! Reach for the stars!

 

Cool. Hey, you think they have circumcision in the GFFA? (I'm guessing the Vong do)

 

WDNDCPISWITJCC

 

I'm pretty proud that a thread about my penis is over 200 posts.

 

Awww, he edited out and replaced his previous reply which had the words "penis" and "millimeters" too close to each other.

 

I decided it was impolite to brag.

ALTERNATE VERSION:

I decided I didn't want people to make fun of me.


You choose to believe whichever reply you wish.

 

I don't think you have a problem with people making fun of you, being that you make it so easy for them to do so.

 

But you still bragged, anyway!

I think I shall unretire and interview you for PEOPLE. Oooh, maybe I'll do a wocky/Paul double-issue and not say who said what and let people guess! It'll be like a game. How fun!

 

Well, I'll just make all my answers "ICTYTT" to make it a challenge for people.

 

if you made that hooded snake your avatar it would be really funny.

 

DO IT!

Here, I cropped it for you... it's ready to go.

 

A little white pope hat could be just as funny yet pious, too!

 

Thanks harps!

Coruscant, the Pope just happens to be intact, you know.

 

Love it.

 

Thanks tom, just thanks. Its not bad enough that he's got his penis in one thread? Now he's got to stick it in all of them?

 

Not just penis, a penis with a foreskin.

 

At this point its getting be more like boreskin, amirite?

 

Heh, that's hysterical!
Better than "Foreskin Man". (No, seriously, it's a real comic. Seriously anti-semetic, too. One of the villains is the Monster Mohel. I **** you not.)

 

In the superpowers thread, I linked to a Foreskin Man comic.

 

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OZK, you have my support in your restoration attempt, HOWEVER, that new avatar of yours isn't doing us uncircumcised men any favour to gain acceptance among other Americans. On the contrary, actually.

And that's most certainly not helping.

Anyway, this male butchering based on non-medical emergency reasons needs to stop. We're living in the 21st century. Medically, but more important religiously it's a stupid relic tradition, installed to take away a man's one sensitive pleasure zone, backed by outdated sanitary reasons. Thankfully doctors are starting to refuse circumcision in certain countries. Bare a few medical exceptions, there is no logical reason for it to exist any longer, especially with the First World's access to hygiene.

 

Our one sensitive pleasure zone?

 

Yeah man, don't forget the butt!

 

So having the foreskin makes pleasurable activities that much more awesome?