JCC Have Darth Vader (& Ackbar) decide your destiny

Am I going to ace my research paper for Living and Dying in Medieval Europe?

 

Was the decision I made today a good one?

Why is my boss so out of touch?

 

"It is the only way."

"No."

And the other isn't a y/n question.

 

Was this all a mistake?

 

"Nothing can stop that now."

 

Good to know. I feel better, now.

 

So vague, so ambiguous! Why won't Vader speak plainly?!

 

Should I look for a new job?

 

Will I fly out to the U.S. at the beginning of next year to pursue my dreams?

 

"The emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."

"Yes."

 

Will my boss ever be out of my hair?

 

Tomorrow is my birthday. I have decided to play a bit of cash on a lottery game. Will I win anything?

 

And here's my reaction to to Vader's answer.

 

That's his creepy Yes.

 

"You will meet your destiny."

"How is that possible?"

 

This is my 1,000th post. Did I do the right thing posting it here?

 

"If that is your destiny."

 

Will I ever get rid of those last 10 pounds?

 

Will I get any work done this weekend?

 

"I hope so for your sake."

"It is your destiny."

 

So I asked Vader and Ackbar the two most important questions of the week:


Was the Disney/Lucasfilm merger a good idea?

"NO."


Will Episode VII be a good movie at least?

"Search your feelings: you KNOW it to be true!"




When I asked Ackbar about the merger, he said "It's a trap!"

 

So Vader thinks the merger is a bad idea, but that Episode 7 will be good?