JCC anything ____vs.____ anything

But who would solve the mystery and convince the monster (in a general sense, not necessarily literal) to kill itself first?

 

a tyrannosaurus the size of a kitten vs. a kitten the size of a tyrannosaurus

 

The Doctor is fully capable of doing that on his own, besides Sherlock (BBC) doesn't believe in monsters and thinks the Earth is the center of the solar system.

 

I meant which would do it first. Sherlock talk Moriarty into suicide as well. Maybe it's an "earth-centric" episode
*desperately tries to think of a situation where both have a chance*

 

Both being thrown in the past where the Doctor is without his Sonic or TARDIS?

 

But the doctor needs the sonic and TARDIS. And Sherlock is more knowledgable about the 21st century.

You know what? *throws out question*

Daleks vs. Mechonoids

 

Hey, you said you wanted an even playing field!

 

But I'm incapable of asking such a question.

You can answer the new one, I know you can!

 

Daleks, hands down.

 

Admittedly, I haven't seen the mechonoids episode, but I'd probably agree.

 

Tough fight that one, Daleks have superior firepower but Mechonoids have suspicion rays which cause Daleks to turn on each other.

But given the might of the Dalek fleet they could probably bomb Mechonoid worlds from orbit easily, therefore they win.

 

In a cookery contest, I'd back the Daleks.

 

You don't like flamethrowers? You prefer suction cups? That's a weird way to cook your food.

 

The Sailor Senshi vs. the Knights of the Zodiac

 

That was a nod to Oswin / Clara / whatever she's called and her soufflés.