JCC What Will be the Next U.S. War?

Brace yourselves. You know it's coming.

 

I opted to choose the least sensical option of them all.

 

Rubbers. Condoms. The Right hates anything that let's you have sex without knocking someone up.

 

Their war on science is ongoing and escalating.

 

Imaginationland

 

After the War of Drugs and the War on Terror, I expect they go with the War on Warfare. Go full meta.

 

We haven't invaded another country in the Americas for a while. Let's flex that ol' Roosevelt Corollary. Hopefully it will involve that talk show host from Venezuela.

 

War on Zevon.

 

http://world.time.com/2012/10/17/will-the-world-go-to-war-to-save-mali/

Let's go to Mali!

 

w00t another French neo-colonial intervention in one of its former African possessions.

 

Switzerland.

They're up to no good.

 

Yeah, but they have the best chocolate and the most Nobel prize winners of any other country. May have something to do with the amount of chocolate they eat. I voted for stablizing Syria, altho I am against alliteration in all its forms.

 

War with.....

 

The canadians threw us out once before, its only a matter of time.

 

*twice

(Well, technically the Brits did both times.)

 

With vaginas?

 

really? I thought it was the canadian, thsey had british allegance, but I thought it was still canadians.

 

That's ongoing.

Considering your promotion to abstract phenomena (Terror = fear = an emotion), I say move up the ladder to non-existent things. That's pretty much the only thing you haven't tackled yet.

EDIT: Although I'm not sure if you already did that when you went after non-existent Iraqi WMDs.

 

I think it will be Iran, Syria or possibly both at once.

 

Civil war.

 

That clitoris has fangs.

I see why some cultures cut them off.

 

America will finally get tired of those damn freeloading Chileans and blow them off the map with nukes. Europe will get mad (that's a country, right?) and world war seven will commence when Emperor Margaret Thatcher declares Mexico a "Distasteful place I don't much care for at all."

 

Probably some kind of war on poverty. Not in terms of trying to solve it, but in terms of actually declaring war on the poor.

Wait, you mean we're already doing that?


EDIT: OZK, must you mutilate every thread with your genital obsession?

 

Also north and south Korea will form a coalition and send a team of ninjas to assassinate Chuck Norris. Awesome.