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JCC unlikely careers for JCCers

Discussion in 'Community' started by epic , Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    How is this?
    solojones; JCC Joke Improvement Coach
     
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  2. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    I think my Tunick one was pretty accurate. :p
     
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  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    How 'bout you two show us how it's done?
     
  4. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    solojones: member of the Committee of Skeptical Inquiry
     
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  5. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost star 6

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Darth Guy: Optimism Booster.
     
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  6. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Lord Vivec- Televangelist
    Harpuah- Instructor in etiquette
    Jabba Wocky- Face for a brand advertising campaign
     
  7. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Dark Lady Mara: CEO of Academi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academi)

    The Bigger Fish: Animal poacher

    Handmaiden_Yane: International art thief/grave robber

    tom: Marlboro Man

    JediYvette: New Jersey mob wife

    Miana Kenobi: Play-by-play announcer on the San Diego Chargers radio network

    MrZAP: Play-by-play announcer for Monday Night Football

    KnightWriter: Senior fellow at The Heritage Foundation

    Juli: Kobe Bryant's agent

    Cathy: Crunk hip hop artist

    Carmen: Commissioner of Major League Baseball

    epic: Field goal kicker for Jacksonville Jaguars

    halibut: Marriage counselor

    Boba_Fett_2001: Agent for Garth Brooks

    Quixotic_Sith: Head physician/doctor of the Baltimore Ravens

    Rox: Governor of the state of Utah

    Jabba-wocky: Commissioner of the National Hockey League

    Dingo: Personal lawyer of beezel26

    ObiWannaCracker: Facebook CEO

    Chyren: Judge on Dancing With The Stars

    Mr44: Fill in host for Ed Schultz (radio & TV)

    Katya_Jade: Chairwoman of American Atheists

    Healer_Leona: Owner of the Los Angeles Lakers

    SLG: Los Angeles Clippers cheerleader

    s65horsey: Head coach of the Japanese Women's national football team

    Terr_Mys: NYPD Police Chief

    Kiki-Gonn: Walmart CEO

    Whitey: Wedding planner

    Strilo: Portland Trail Blazers head coach

    Darth_Morella: Casino manager at Caesar's, Atlantic City
     
  8. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Why wouldn't Kiki be Walmart CEO?
     
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  9. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    tr;dr
     
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  10. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Busting unions is a lot of work, and he doesn't do that.
     
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  11. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    They've got to be real jobs. For instance-

    Darth Guy: Life Coach







    .... Ok, so not real jobs per say, but at least things that people actually call themselves and get paid to do.
     
  12. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    Darth Guy: stand up comedian
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Dislike. :p
     
  14. Sauntaero

    Sauntaero Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 9, 2003
    Tunick: High-school Career Counselor?
     
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  15. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Pft, you get other people to do the work. God, haven't I taught you people anything?

    The CEO at the, hold on let me count... 4th last bank I worked for didn't even use a computer. How much work do you think he actually did in a day?
     
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  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    The **** is a life coach anyway?
    [face_talk_hand]
     
  17. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Life Coach is an actual job although it's hard to imagine how there's enough dumb rich people, even in this country, to make it viable.
     
  18. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    No good?
    Hmm, what about stay at home son?
     
  19. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Juliet316: hired gun shooting at pirates from ships off the coast of Somalia
     
  20. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm enjoying imagining 44 as an Ed Schultz fill-in.
     
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  21. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    GrandAdmiralJello - commercial fisherman
    ImperialDork - subway sandwich artist
    Vin Eethy- customer service desk at K Mart

    EDIT- DarthTunick - define 'poaching'
    'cause I poached an egg for breakfast, dude.
     
  22. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Not difficult to figure out. :p
     
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  23. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    OK, I could be arrested and or fined for what I fried for dinner. Nothing new.
     
  24. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    If someone offered me this job, I would probably take it. That could be a fun way to spend the 6-8 hours it would last.
     
  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Jello - Democratic party strategist.