JCC Most embarrassing thing near you

Look around .. what is the most embarrassing thing you can see from where you sit?
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For me its a sink full of dirty dishes.. and a pair of undies on the livingroom floor.

 

my body

 

i just noticed i have a calendar on the wall that still says it's june.

 

I literally raised my eyes and the first thing they fell on was a VHS tape of a chainsaw juggler that I saw in college.

 

An honest reply! Would you like talk about it? Did the orangs tease you about it at the zoo?

 

I've got a DVD of the Star Wars SE bonus material sitting on my desk. I'm probably even going to re-watch it.

 

I also have a lot of dust on my shelf next to my computer.. but the dust is coving a collection of Nintendo miniatures and TMNT figures... so I think it cancels it out.

 

yes, some of the oranges teased me about it. also some of the blues and greens, but never the yellows.

 

My brain.

 

hey guy did you make a breaking bad thread on this new/old board?

 

Copy of Episode II on DVD.

My last paycheck.

One of those promotional Watto cup-lid things from Taco Bell back in the day.

 

Yes

Oh, and mine is a really dusty bookshelf filled with SW Lego sets.

 

Do you know what's weird? There's a calendar on my wall that is on June as well.

 

that's it, i'm changing mine. what month is it?

 

it's dactover

 

A bowl of olive pits. It's obscene how many olives you can eat in one sitting.

 

My husband.

 

do tell

 

I would say the Stewie Griffin undies I'm wearing, but I'm not embarrassed by them. I don't find underwear embarrassing.

So I'll go with the ridiculous amount of body hair I have. It's not sexy like Selleck, either.

Speaking of Selleck, I can't grow a quality moustache. I can go neckbeard for neckbeard with Tunick, but tom's stache would embarrass me.

 

My stuffed cow, Cow, I suppose. Objectively I guess it could be seen by some as embarrassing. Subjectively, Cow is awesome and I'm not really embarrassed by anything so I find my nerdy room to be really cool.

 

All the trash the kids have left in the back of the minivan. Oh, and the minivan.

 

i decree stuffed cow is the worst answer. step up yo embarrassing object game solojones.

 

There are tons of dark chocolate square wrappers errywhere. It's pretty sad.

 

I see all sorts of evidence that I am bad for the environment.