JCC David Petraus resigns over affair

Call of Booty

 

More "news," not more scandals (thank God), but more pieces of the puzzle:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/14/usa-generals-custody-idUSL1E8MDBXE20121114

* Petraeus and Allen both personally intervened in the child custody case of Jill Kelley's twin sister (which she lost).

* The twin sister also enlisted Senator Kerry to help with her child custody battle, and she was invited to a family function by Senator Whitehouse.

Why do these twins seem to be fawned over by Senators and Generals and FBI agents, and why was Paula Broadwell so suspicious of them being around Petraeus that she threatened one of them?



The Kelley's are also behind a shady charity... money that was supposed to be used for cancer research was spent on lavish parties:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/jill-kelley-charity-david-petraeus_n_2124213.html


Paula Broadwell also sent one email to John Allen, saying that Jill Kelley was a seductress. The Kelley family has now hired the lawyers who defended Monica Lewinski and John Edwards:
http://news.yahoo.com/jill-kelley-twin-closely-tied-top-brass-154817043--abc-news-topstories.html

 

And now I am kicking myself for choosing to stay in the Midwest and not have gone to DC to get a job in the Pentagon or CIA. Who knew one could pick up copious amounts of tail working for the government?

 

Medal of B-

I'm not gonna do it.

 

I was thinking "we need a flow chart." And guess what? Someone made a (slightly outdated now) flow chart...

 

I'm calling it now. This is elaborate viral marketing for Arrested Development.

 

Still hearing Roger's voice for your posts Kyle. Never has an avatar fit a user so well.

 

um. everyone who has ever seen a movie or tv show?

 

Petraeus will testify about Benghazi after all.

 

Well, duh.

 

Paula Broadwell did have "substantial" classified info
http://news.msn.com/politics/petraeus-mistress-had-substantial-classified-data-sources

 

Jill Kelly calls 911 asking for 'Diplomatic protection'

Uh... That's not how that works.

Charlie Crist: I never dated Jill Kelly's sister

Oh and just a heads up: Be very specific if anybody's looking for info on the Jill Kelly at the center of this scandal. Apparently there are a couple of porn stars with that same name as well.

 

Even Stevie Wonder could see that coming a mile away. No surprise here.

Is it just me or does this remind anyone else of the Coen brothers film "Burn After Reading"? Paula Broadwell could have that chair tucked away in a corner of her basement for all we know.

 

So anyone want to place bets on how long until the 'they were a russian spy' story breaks. I feel it's all that's left.

 

On a different subject...

What the Petraeus scandal says about e-mail privacy and the FBI:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/14/tech/petraeus-email-privacy/index.html


I especially like the part where law enforcement says they don't want the laws changed because that would make it hard for them to read people's emails.... yeah and I hate those stupid laws that make it hard for me to murder people. Laws are the worst, amirite FBI?

 

Five Gmail lessons from Petraeus scandal.

 

Jill Kelley asked for $80 million... to carry out her duties as honorary ambassador, you know...

http://news.yahoo.com/businessman-j...onnection-234313690--abc-news-topstories.html

 

This has been the best season ever of Real Housewives of Miami.

Loved the Onion headline:

Busy Mom Wishes She Had Enough Spare Time To **** CIA Director

 

Bubba the Love Sponge enters Petraeus scandal.

This is the man behind the Hulk Hogan sex tape on Gawker.com.

I'm not sure I even know what to say anymore.

 

I think the Colbert Report summed up the Petraeus affair rather well

 

Broadwell considered Senate run.

This whole thing gets more and more convolted by the day.

 

Grover Cleveland, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, the Kennedys, etc.

 

Anthony Weiner

 

*snickers*

Oh and Lyndon Johnson who was said to have "had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose".

 

As if this scandal couldn't get more ludicrous, media hog attorney Gloria Allred has gotten involved, representing Jill Kelly's twin sister.