JCC jp i have a question

are you ever tempted to alter your accent slightly and claim to be from "oakland" instead of "auckland" so people will think you're gangsta'?

 

Ima pity post you with a picture I don't have another place for.

 

Does that take batteries?

 

you know i like this concept. i may move to new zealand for a while and then move back to my white middle class suburban neighborhood and tell them i spent some time in (oa/auc)kland learning to cherish my privilege. they'll think i was roughing it in the ghetto, but really i would have spent the time drinking wine and boning sheep!

 

no you ply the sheep with the wine man geez, its not for you

 

I imagine you guys are referring to deboning the sheep before you put it on the bbq? A simple typo.

 

no, like shagging the sheep. an ancient new zealand tradition.

 

if i ever go to new zealand i'm definitely gonna **** a sheep.

 

I thought that was an Australian tradition? Must be something to do with island isolation.

 

i think they just have really hot sheep.

 

australians drop beats like they're bears.

new zealanders shag sheared sheep.

 

Why is Oscar the Grouch coming out or that woman's crotch?

 

i'm guessing because he was trapped there and he just escaped. he does look pretty relieved.

 

time to catch up

 

i'm drunk.

 

Hi Mike, great thread.

 

you too?

 

jp is here now. things should really heat up.

 

I'm going to have to see photo evidence. Based on my trave...surfin...uh, never mind.

 

Didn't know that bagging out New Zealanders was a thing here.

 

Bagging out everything is a thing here.

 

yo when you bag out you usually have a reason for the action, sometimes you don't it's just for mere satisfaction.

 

Glad you enjoyed that

 

Also, roughing it in the ghetto.

 

I can't wait to see what happens next!