JCC it would be cool to have a pet giraffe and name him 'hambone'

that's just crazy.

 

you know, there's a radiohead song called up on a ladder and i have to wonder...

 

This thread is a modern masterpiece. :: one tear::

 

Nah, a mini giraffe would be crazy.

 

Yes, it would be cool to have a pet giraffe and name him 'hambone'.

 

but then it would be really sad when your mini giraffe got a bad case of arthritis because that's what happens when you MESS WITH NATURE.

 

whoa, sorry.

 

I'll take the risk.

 

so what you're saying is that you're going to devote your life to creating a mini giraffe?

 

Yes.

 

Did you know that a giraffe's tongue is twenty-inches long AND pre-hensile?

 

yes, i knew that. i also know that a giraffe's ah-noose is twenty inches deep and incomprehensible.

 

I refuse to accept that. I bet if I concentrate hard enough I can comprehend it. Now where's my snorkel?

 

you're going in? i envy you. you are going to need a very long snorkel. yours probably won't cut it.

 

The foreplay was even funnier according to Hambone.

 

Snorkel slander! As soon as Amazon deliver my bucket of lube, I'm going in. If all goes to plan, I should achieve supreme perfect enlightenment after19 years and come out to see what Disney's done to Star Wars.

 

oh by the way, i met someone today with a little scottish terrier! i asked her what his name was and she said it was "bonhomme".
"oh, are you sure it's not 'hambone'?" i asked her.
"no, it's 'bonhomme'," she said.
"are you absolutely positive it isn't 'hambone'?" i reached out with my mind and grasped hers.
"no...no it... it isn't," she croaked, her eyes rolling back in her head.

 

Just get an Okapi, for goodness sake.

 

Gotta love a song that gives shoutouts to both Star Wars and Doctor Who in the first line...

 

today a coworker mentioned giraffes, and i choked up for a minute because i thought about hambone and then i burnt something while i was all choked up.


hang in there hambone