Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Did you know that Mrs Ozzel was pissed about the small payout for widows benefits and formed the Imperial Widows Club that used there high end social contacts to hijack high end tech from the empire and sell it to the highest bidder

 

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Star Wars Episode XXX - Revenge of the Latex Bondage

 

Yeah, but how will Porkins fit into that?

...that story, I mean.

 

Isn't it obvious? Put Porkins in a latex suit and make him the main villain.

Do I have to think of everything here?

 

His daughter Patty Porkins is always hanging round wanting to be in the group but they ignore her like the fat Fanta girl who sells the pork gravy flavored soda

No really i'm making that up I never had any idea how to put a Porkins relation in my novel

 

I like JarJar just fine.

 

"Aye ate a bantha!!!"

 

No no you guys! Didn't you see the scene at the end of the credits of ROTJ?? Luke is having his coffee at a cafe in Florence, and he sees Porkins sitting at a table in front of him! He also turned on the autopilot in his X-Wing before he crashed.

 

[cockney] "I buried enough members of the Porkins family. I buried yer muvver and I buried yer favver. I won't let you tarnish the good name of the Porkins Foundation anymore." [/cockney]

 

Oy failed yew mahster Pohkins! Oy failed yew!

 

starwars episode 7: Look who's porkin
sounds like a bad porn movie.

 

I would totally go to that midnight showing, then time travel and go to it again.

 

Scene from Ep 7
Luke: Hey Porkins, there's a council meeting, have you seen Ackbar?
Porkins: Ummm, no. Can I interest you in a plate of prawn curry?
Luke: ................

 

When times get you down and the world seems a colder place, just remember - Red Six will forever be standing by.

 

Hobbie.

 

Derek 'Hobbie' Klivian

 

We never learn what Porkin's first (last?) name is. I'm assuming it's Perkins Porkins or vice versa.

 

It's actually Jek Porkins.

 

My cousins and I were messing about Porkins the other day, with the idea of Star Wars: EPISODE VII: The Revenge of Porkins, but then when I showed them the KFC picture, they laughed.

 

Loving the tiny helmet...

 

I really hope that in the intervening years between the OT and the ST "Porkins Forever" t-shirts have totally become a thing.

 

If only he had listened and ejected before he went down.

 

Porkins made a funny noise when he died. Was he choking on chicken or his own spleen?

 

While we all love Porkins. He is dead and will not be back. So we are locking this thread now. If you want to keep talking about him we do have a lovely Saga forum where you can share your Porkins stories with one another and his impact on the Saga.