JCC Gum!

I just absolutely love this stuff... couldn't survive a work day with chewing a few pieces. I rotate my brand purchases to mix things up, though lately I've grown found of these:





That's some good stuff right there.

 

This thread is technically not spam.

 

Would you chew SPAM flavored gum? I would, given the right circumstance.

 

The sound of somebody chewing gum makes me want to murder with sharp objects.

 

There are worse sounds that gum chewing.

 

Some folks just don't know how to chew quietly.

 

My secret hate at my place of work is kids chewing gum.

 

sugar

 

Tunick is going to have dentures by the time he's 40.

 

For reasons that I still to this day cannot comprehend, my mom hated gum with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. I remember one time (I was about 14 years old maybe) I had chewed some gum and spewed the wad into the little trash can in my bedroom. I forgot to wrap it up, though.

So a few days later when Mom was emptying it and saw the wad sticking to the inside, she screamed at me so shrilly I could hear her clear across the house.

Yeah, she didn't want us to chew at all, but if we did, it wasn't to be around her. And we had to wrap it up afterward so we wouldn't see it. This was because on some visceral level, she found gum disgusting. The irony in this is that she was a smoker, which is an infinitely more disgusting habit. She smoked around my brother and me. I inhaled second-hand smoke for the first 18 years of my life. She also died from smoking. I will never die from chewing gum (unless I choke on it or something, I guess).

 

I prefer blunt objects, myself.

 

That's what a cousin of mine always tells me at family gatherings... at work, my co-workers don't seem to care.

 

I bet you a million dollars that they care.

Loud gum chewers are near the top of the list of the world's most annoying people.

 

I admit that my gum chewing may cause the occasional sound, but I think my cousin's assessment on its loudness is greatly exaggerated.

 

What if I want to chew like a camel?

 

Amazing.

 

Back when I would run after an ice cream truck, I'd almost always also get a bag of Big League Chew.

 

I haven't chewed gum in years.

 

i think we're all ignoring the really important thing here. Harpuah apparently has a million dollars. She's been holding out on us guys.

 

holding out on you maybe. she straight up gave me 30 grand last week just for being so awesome.

 

I'm 15 minutes past my last chew... I need to get more.

 

Try floss flavored bubble gum.