Cloud City Cantina [Version 12.0]

nope. most of them turn out ot be royal witches who suck you in until nothing is left. then they leave you for your so called brother.

 

maybe you need a change in method or tactics or something

 

the only good guys are gay, taken, or their gf commited suicide and arent ready for a new relationship. i tried dating at church, but those guys are no fun.

 

maybe you need to fish in another pond

 

where? tfn? last guy interested in me had a gf.

 

*reads chunkeymodest's last few posts*

chunkeymodest I think you should write a memoir in the CCC. It could be called "Chunkeymodest's Modest Memoirs Cause Its Cool To Write Modest Memoirs In The Cantina."

On serious note its sucks that you've obviously had some very bad luck in finding a good boyfriend.

 

Memoir 1: A Very Merry Christmas
CM wanted a new bike for christmas. She even picked out the cheapest but still durable one she could find. NAturally, it wasnt meant to be. Her christmas present that year was a Gamecube and a turtle. Now, this turtle wasnt any turtle. He was stuck up, shy, and a pain in the butt to clean. But she learned to love him and now he is her baby, gnawing on her hair, and trying to climb on CM for warmth. Moral of the story? Turtles beat bikes as christmas presents.
edit: hes got deadly aim with pooping on brothers pillows

 

Wow! 600 calories?


Sorry you're having such crap luck, Chunkey. I wish I could poof you the perfect S.O.

Alas, I can only poof into the throne.

I wish you the best. You deserve it.

 

calm down AV nows not the time for fear

 

I would make this face:

But what?

 

Bane quote

 

Figures.

 

thanks nee-chan. a guy and his friends in french keep asking for me cup size. i reported them, but his dad is the principle. im about to call in my moms friends, she knows the higher ups real well. if not, the cop assigned to our school is good friends with the couple that does karate with me.

 

Good that you've got connections.

Otherwise I'll (come down there) cuss them out in French, and possibly make them into soufflés. Grr.

 

Hello!

 

Hello Ser! How have you been?

 

-curls up in the corner-

 

Not bad Though tonight has been pretty horrible I need a drink

 

I want to hear about how awesome everyone else has been!

 

Yes yes cuss them out with a rude French accent.

 

noone is awesome

 

WELL AHOY, WELL AHOY, WELL AHOY MY FRIENDS!

 

Ah, darn!

 

awwwww thanks i dont care if they bother me, im just worried about the other girls in my class. theres a twelve year old that like making fun of. and i know i have a terrible body image because of being called flat in freshmen year. now i flaunt it and got called a super ++