Full Series One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

Good idea.

Inexplicably, Anakin gets a half-dressed apprentice and they start a one-up contest that will last the whole series, Obi-Wan and Ventress engage in foreplay that will last the whole series, Jabba's Uncle Truman Capote betrays him and Anakin and Dooku duel for the first but definitely not the last time in the series.

 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Film:
Anakin's Padawan is very orange, Yoda's head is inflated, Obi-Wan and Ventress are sexually frustrated, Hutts are asexual, Anakin duels Dooku for what he thinks is the last time, and Christophsis civilians are nonexistent.

 

Series as a whole:

It's like a big steamroller of fail that occasionally has chunks of quality flake off of the increasingly bloated and self important smugness.

 

TCW Movie:
Anakin gets given an apprentice even though he is still an apprentice, Grievous stands on a ship thinking to himself why he didn't get a bigger role in this movie, Obi-Wan flirts with his bald friend, while Jabba, being the great father he is, loses his baby, leaving the whole of the republic to go on a massive mission to find him.

 

Ambush: "Battle droids have awful humor while Yoda proves that he is a sheer badass at the expense of Ventress."

 

Clone Wars movie:
Jedi Anakin Skywalker, his (oddly) scantily-clad padawan, and a courageous band of clone troopers led by the ever redoubtable Captain Rex embark on a daring rescue mission of an odorous Hutt larva; while Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is reunited with Dark Acolyte-temptress Asajj Ventress for a lightsaber tango under the silver moonlight.

 

Mannequin gets perky alien teen to help him save odorous tadpole from the clutches of Mr Burns, whilst his stuffy master has lunch with Connery and flirts with a PVC-clad goth.

 

Rising Malevolence: "A formidable new weapon is unveiled by General Grievous against the Jedi and Anakin and Ahsoka race against the clock to secure the rescue of Master Plo and the Wolfpack."

 

A daring young B1 officer, recently promoted to Commander, matches wits with on the sinister Lieutenant Thire and the relentless General Yoda on the battlefield... and loses, though not much more badly than Ventress.

 

Yoda shows off infront of his Clone Troopers by destroying every Droid that he sees, while Lieutenant Thire helps Yoda instead of trying to track him down for Darth Sidious, and then Yoda stops Obi-Wan's bald girlfriend from killing Watto's uncle.

 

A small, green, whirling, twirling, giggling, chuckling, shriveled creature armed with a lightsaber activates god-mode on a battalion of battle droids and Dooku's Sith wanna-be while a band of clone troopers looks on, jaws agape.

 

Strong with the Force Ventress is, but not as strong as Yoda.

 

Old green muppet inspires troops by reading aloud from Zen & the Art of Blaster Rifle Maintenance.

 

Straight from Dave Filoni's heart: The clones have no self-worth, but it's okay because Plo Koon is a swell guy and turn the ship around, Ahsoka knows where Plo is.

 

Count Dooku and General Grievous play with their newest toy, Ashoka learns the fine arts of rule-breaking, Anakin clashes with the Council and gets a taste of his own medicine. Meanwhile, Plo Koon takes his men for a stroll in space.

 

Ha ha not even going to try to top this