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JCC EXPALIN THIS, ATHEISTS

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    God Exists,

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  2. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    its the crocoduck of food science disinformation
     
  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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  4. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I found this in my peanut butter once. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
     
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  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  6. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Yep, they sure showed us. They spent the whole video attacking a straw man version of abiogenesis. I think creationists are just pining for a really good peanut butter and banana sandwich.
     
  7. DarthMane2

    DarthMane2 Force Ghost star 5

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    I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwish. Is it good?

    Oh, and this...

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  8. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    Christian Bale visited the victims of the Aurora massacre. Atheist Bale did not.

    Christians 1
    Atheists 0
     
  9. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i become very upset when i open a jar of peanut butter and find no new life inside, JUST THE SAME OLD PEANUT BUTTER.
     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    What if I got a Robocop, put it in a jar, and sent it to you?
     
  11. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    that would be nice, but c'mon i would know that you put the robocop in there.
     
  12. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Sure, I loved them as a kid. Of course I snacked on crayons back then.
     
  13. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    one time i took the paper off a brown crayon and left it on one of those hot water radiators in my second-grade classroom and it got all soft and melty and i told the teacher that someone had pooed on the radiator but somehow my teacher knew immediately that it wasn't a poo but a brown crayon and i got in trouble. i don't know how she figured that out so easily!
     
  14. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Obviously Satin told her! Did she teach you how evolution occurs in peanut butter jars?
     
  15. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    This is terrible because they haven't even done enough research to know that life came from primordial soup, not primordial peanut butter. They should be asking why there's no new life when you open a can of soup. IDIOTS.
     
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  16. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hi mike.
     
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  17. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Being an ex-Palin is hard, with all that crazy in your past.
     
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  18. Space_Caboose

    Space_Caboose Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I wonder if the guy they paid to video tape this was doubled over in silent laughter the whole time.
     
  19. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost star 5

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    Checkmate, atheists.
     
  20. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm laughing really hard right now. I'm trying to decide which is better: "Behold, the atheist's nightmare *holds up banana*" or "It has a point at the top for ease of entry."
     
  21. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Chosen One star 7

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    Expalin, you say? She's not an exPalin, she's just restin'.
     
  22. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He doesn't even peel it right! :_|
     
  23. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    He's also using a banana that was selectively bred to be more palatable to humans. Here's what a wild banana looks like:
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    So actually he's making the opposite point.
     
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  24. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    God is angry with the Cavendish and is trying to wipe it off the face of the earth.
     
  25. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Force Ghost star 6

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    Just for the sake of my faith in Humanity, tell me that's a spoof video?
     
  26. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ahahaha that's great!

    However, even if the banana did occur naturally in the form of the one he has, how does that "prove" the existence of God. I mean, if God was going to make stuff perfectly suited to humans, then . . . why don't chickens come with easily removable wrappers? Why isn't the watermelon sized to fit exactly in a human hand? Why isn't an apple pointed for ease of entry? I mean, he posits that God created all the fruit on the earth and decided, just for laughs, to make the banana alone convenient.

    I do believe in God, btw. Just not a God who specifically engineered the banana for human consumption in order to prove His own existence.
     
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  27. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm laughing at the thread title more than I should be, probably. :p