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JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

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  1. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nicolas Cage is Howard Stern in "Cinderella on Fire", a Lars Von Trier movie about Howard Stern starring in a musical about Cinderella being a pyro.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Jan 7, 2013
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  2. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    nicolas cage plays a new york city hot dog vendor who one day is suddenly abducted by a retired mob boss with alzheimer's (ted danson). after several tense scenes the two slowly bond and eventually share a heartwarming and romantic camping trip in upstate new york. it is there that lou (the mob boss), for once lucid and at peace, tragically dies in the arms of a heartbroken jim (the hot dog vendor).
     
    tom, Jan 7, 2013
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  3. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    nicolas cage plays the heir to an olde english kingdom. his father is dying of mercury poisoning when an alien armada invades and razes the kingdom to the ground. nicolas cage must rebuild his lands and reunite his people in rebellion against their alien overlords.
     
    hudzu, Jan 7, 2013
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  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Wasn't that the Tim Burton Superman movie?
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Are you talking to Tom, Dave or Andrew?
     
    jp-30, Jan 7, 2013
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  6. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Insider info.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Jan 7, 2013
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  7. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Force Ghost star 4

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    A modern retelling of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, starring only Nicholas Cage, playing every mental institution patient.
     
    Billy_Dee_Binks, Jan 7, 2013
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  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Andrew, of course.

    Actually, not "of course", as the any number of these excellent ideas were in Burton's Superman vision.
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  9. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    In FOTR he should've played Boromir, in TTT Faramir and in ROTK Denethor, Faramir and Boromir.
     
    Everton, Jan 7, 2013
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  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    even better:

    [​IMG]

    also guys it's nicolas cage's 49th birthday today!
     
    tom, Jan 7, 2013
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  11. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Reminds me of that Hobbit poster where all the dwarf faces were replaced with Ori's.
     
    Everton, Jan 7, 2013
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  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Except Ori is less awesome that Nicolas Cage. Look at Gimli! Frodo!

    Amazing.
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  13. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Caddyshack 3 starring Nic Cage
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 7, 2013
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  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Nic Cage could remake ET:

    [​IMG]

    Or Voltron:

    [​IMG]


    Culminating in a scene just before he confronts the villain (played by David Spade) his consciousness merges will all the lions to create Cagetron:

    [​IMG]
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  15. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    I too spend a little bit of time at r/onetruegod.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Jan 7, 2013
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  16. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    cage would make a very sassy robocop. i don't know if ocp would put up with that much sass from one of its products.
     
    AAAAAH, Jan 7, 2013
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  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    "We're more like Detroit protectors!"
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  18. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    [​IMG]
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 7, 2013
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  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    oh neat, a smaller version of the one up there
     
    AAAAAH, Jan 7, 2013
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  20. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Bastage!
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 7, 2013
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  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    There's a billion shrines to Jesus Cage on the web?
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Oh yes. It's there I go when I need to spiritually cleanse myself.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Jan 7, 2013
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  23. Ender Sai

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    Ender Sai, Jan 7, 2013
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  24. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod
     
    RC-1991, Jan 7, 2013
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  25. jp-30

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    Nic Cage in an Arlon biopic.
     
    jp-30, Jan 7, 2013
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