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I don't know. I complain to Bill Gates when a page takes longer than a second to load. I think Yoda will say I have no patience. And I'm too old.

 

I'm fifty seven don't tell me your to old. The only downside is you have to Yoda's laundry but he's very clean.

You do all the work anyway.

 

How do you wash Jedi robes?

 

I use soap and water, it works in any galaxy.

Truth is I'm puny and would appreciate it if you could take it. No not laundress hands.

(That's why I leaked the story about Darth you know who.)

I understand if you can't though I'll talk to Joy.

 

A Darth Yoda story? Lol! Interesting, but not for this club. Impeached.





On a serious note, Lea-El has resigned as Vice President, due to RL issues. Frank, If you want the job, it's yours.

 

What would my duties be?

 

Nah! You don't have to do Joy's laundry?

Keep tract of the roster, meet and greet and deal with former club officers.

Haa thought I was gone for good.

I know the club is in good hand with Joy and Frank

 

Frank, Lea is right. You would help me run the place. You're so much fun, and you would be the perfect VP.

 

I'll do whatever it takes to keep the Yoda clubhouse intact and alive.

 

Then, you are promoted to Vice President. Congrats, and have fun.
Please, feel free to start a Yoda topic for discussion.

 

A lowly member has a question. Have you ever? Nah... When was the last time you quoted a line from SW in everyday conversation?

Hi! Frank Mr. VP Congrats

 

Does it count if it was in these forums?

 

Your story

My husband and a checker were discussing who's card it was and He said, "Mine! Mine! Mine!"

He very young female clerk had to be told it was a movie line. Then which movie.I didn't go into who's line.

I guess it wasn't romantic comedy enough for her.

 

In that case . . .

I used a line from The Empire Strikes Back earlier today(or yesterday to be technical) while talking about hockey in Cloud City Cantina.

 

How are things going?

I'm doing a little better.

Wasn't it you that suggested we tag everyone on the roster every day? I wasn't brave enough.

 

Ups and downs.

That's good.

Can I really! What is the roster now?

 

You have to look back to find the last one, them update any new ones added, then post a new one, when you feel like it, no time table.

Sure you have my permission tag away.

I edited and added my Yoda story to my post earlier.

 

Are there any specific qualifications to be on the roster or do I get to make those up?

I'm excited to get this quote before you made it disappear

cool

 

Me make a quote disappear Nah

Well maybe I sometimes am afraid I've gone over board and hurt someones feelings. I wasn't raised in the time of social media and I hated writing letters.

On the roster sometimes they ask and sometimes it's assumed. That's a Joy question.

 

So what's the dirt on the boss o this place?

 

Dirt! I know no dirt! Joy waves her hand and I know no dirt. She's squeaky clean.

 

Does she just show up when she wants to or is she always lurking? In other words: how much can I get away with? Can I call myself the boss when she is gone? VP sounds important but it's always better to be the boss. Is she watching us right now?

 

Well the only thing that I 'got in trouble with' was Darth Yoda. So go ahead and say your the top cat around here.

I suspect she lurks but if she doesn't complain your doing something right. And Yes to when she wants to thing.

Rainbow Knight Star Hi!

 

Do I have to be sworn in on a copy of Dark Rendezvous because I've got one in the other room.

So then...I think I have the first topic of conversation I want to introduce into this club house which better than all the other clubs it is. In honor of our little green friend, the wisest, probably because he's the oldest and I mean really,really,really really old and the greatest warrior of his galaxy. About him I, at the moment, have only one question that comes to mind:

Does the Jedi master wear Depend Adult Undergarment? or the baby size diapers(you know 'cause he's so small and all) or is there some secret about that swampy stew he eats or something else he does?
What do you think? What does the Grand Master himself say about this? Maybe Lea-El could tell us that. Does Yoda make waste? And if so, where does he put it? Do they even have bathrooms in the GFFA?

Now everyone discuss and maybe together we can solve this great and terrible mystery.

I would've brought this up in the Fecal Force thread but they don't talk about SW in the JCC.

 

Well I've speculated before that he would have to buy his undergarments in the boys section so he would have to wear
Sponge Bob or Spiderman underwear.

Diapers he would have to wear Luvs cause he's so luvable.

Speaking of diet, I would hate having to change his diaper, as bad as it stinks going in, coming out...

Dark Rendezvous will be perfect to swear you in with.