JCC organizing a terrible bachelor party

What can I do to **** everything up?

 

Strippers

 

Granny strippers?

 

buy one of those giant hollow cakes but don't put anything inside it

 

Emotionally-scarred strippers that will file bogus rape charges in hopes of making a quick buck.

 

What if I made it Nic Cage themed?

 

a reverse stripper that puts more clothes on as opposed to taking them off.

 

Have beezel run it.

 

What if Arlol runs it instead?

 

What if they both run it?

 

Oooo! I like the way you think.

 

A bachelor party is a pretty terrible concept to begin with.

 

you know how in the song of ice and fire series they always make a big deal of having giant pies with doves sealed inside so that when you cut it they fly out? seems like that would be a horrible idea/filled with poop. so yeah, do that.

invite lee to come and make awkward vaguely racist and misogynist "jokes" to make everyone uncomfortable

 

No Darth Sapient jokes yet? Well I won't make one either then.

 

There was a funny MadTV sketch where the stripper at the bachelor party had pneumonia.

 

I liked AAAAAH 's suggestion of reverse strippers so much that I'm going to do it for the superbowl party tonight.

 

I suggest gathering for a breakfast to celebrate the impending nuptials, that you can end by delivering your gifts to the bride's family.

 

or just invite j-dub.

 

Hey, you wanna come to my bachelor party with the reverse strippers hosted by Beezel and Arlol?

 

No, I do not. It makes no more sense than most of the other plans put forward. I someone's friends are really going to help them celebrate their acceptance into a new family, one would think that some gesture of respect would be offered to the new relatives.

 

Or this:

 

Oh man I love that movie.

 

And then she murdered her boyfriend.