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Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    They still have a long way to go to catch up with Florida...
     
  2. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I love that there isn't even a corresponding phrase in the original verse. They just straight up added that last phrase on there just because.
     
  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Now, it says right there "a Colbert interview featured this project". Byt this time I am sure they know Colbert is a parody of right wing politics and newscasting. But it is still an attempt to use it to legitimize the project.
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  5. Valairy Scot

    Valairy Scot Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Let's free Fox, then - set them adrift in the ocean or something.
     
  6. VadersLaMent

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  7. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I was just going to post that very same news story, but I see I was beaten to the punch.

    Instead:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Stay classy, Arkansas.

    Not that we do much better here. The wife of one of the legislators who sponsored Amendment One (keep marriage between one man and one woman) flat-out said that one reason her husband wanted the bill is that they are afraid white people are not reproducing enough.

    Yeah, because we're all going to start having more babies if you keep gay people from getting married.
     
  9. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    Yes, we need to go back to more traditional marriages as defined in the Bible:

    One man and his rib-clone female
    One man and his rape victim
    One man and many women
    One man and his female prisoner of war
     
  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Rib-clone, lol.
     
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  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    The Senator Rapert thing is being shown on Maddow. The prayer breakfast? Apparently Obama attended every year so far. He has also been financed by the Koch brothers. She is also recapping things like the death penalty for kids, muslims rounded up and removed, all such things brought to us by Arkansas Republicans.
     
  12. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    From That^^ "I don't like queers. I don't … I don't hate them as a person but what they do is wrong, it's an abomination against God. I don't like being around queers."

    Recently a very nice person I know where I work revealed that he is like this. "They don't let men be men anymore. They'll teach homosexuality in schools soon." He really is a nice fellow, I have worked with him. But he is far right wing tea party all the way. I did not offer a counter point, there is no point in doing so.

    Ten dumbest things said...

    It claims ten dumbest of the past year and is very gun control slanted but it lacks the "legitamite rape" quote to be proper.
     
  14. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    I was on the bus with a guy like that. He is 7th Day Adventist, tho, so no point in trying to contradict him.
     
  15. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "A credit card can be used to cut someone's throat." o_O
     
  16. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Actually that is possible...however totally irrelevant to the topic of gun control, since
    a. the credit card edge would have to be filed down to razor sharpness.
    b. the only way to do it successfully is if your victim is asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

    or

    c. the credit card is just a concealer for a razor knife and your name is Steven Seagal

     
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  17. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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  18. MarcusP2

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    It's the ten dumbest things of THIS YEAR. As in 1 month.
     
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  19. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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  20. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Maybe if "Christians" stopped with the systematic hate and bigotry towards gay people they wouldn't fear their retaliation?
     
  21. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    10 points. Perfect score on style, literary reference and referencing a closeted homosexual christian author. No deductions
     
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  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Are these psychotic morons becoming less and less common though?
     
  23. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Speaking of which, I just saw this on TV: https://www.getedgeofglory.com/
     
  24. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Actually, he didn't say that.

    He actually said that other, more liberal Christians would burn all conservative Christians at the stake.


    Just to . . . clarify . . . I guess that would mean I'd be one of the ones with a torch . . . [face_plain]
     
  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Yep, even says so in the article. THE DERP IS MAKING ME LESS OBSERVANT! HELP!
     
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