Discussion Worst spinoff movie ideas

The Fast And The Furious: Tattoine Drift

 

I'm not sure about the title, but I would not like to see Darth Vader sitting in a podracer. (for the record, I really podracing!) I'd like to see him yell 'yippee!' though.

So I guess Malastare Track: The greatest podracing adventure of Darth Vader.

I'd totally watch that. But then again, I am a sick b*****d.

One of my favorite SW stories as a kid was the Gamorrean one from the Tales from Jabba's Palace. I luv my piggies!

 

Star Wars C.H.I.P.S.



Spanish Television late night Star Wars drama?


My favorite....existential Star Wars! Sartre and Star Wars.

 

Star Wars Avengers

 

The Twi'lek Saga: A moody, stroppy, young human girl is torn between her love for Bib Fortuna and her deep friendship with a Changeling.

 

Once they get all of these out of the way & are really running out of ideas, here are some more - I'm guessing Disney/Lflm. will get to these SW films between 2200 - 2250 :

- Treadwell Droid: From the factory shop floor to the Tattoine Desert

- Beru and Blue Milk: The Recipe (Documentary)

- The life & times of R5-D4's bad motivator

- Lightsaber Creation 101 (Documentary)

- Lightsaber Repair 101 (Documentary)

- The misadventures of Kitster & Wald in Mos Espa (think of Beavis & Butthead SW style)

- A day in the life of a Tauntaun (Documentary)

 

Intestinal Fortitude (Boba Fett slowly makes his way through the digestive system of the Sarlacc. At the very end he gets shat out, wipes himself clean & flies off towards the twin sunset)

 

The Yoda spin-off idea

Serious, what a bad idea. The less we know about Yoda the better.

 

Forbidden Love

A heart wrenching drama about the trials and tribulations and the struggles of Ottah the jawa and Beeta the ewok as they try to have their relationship accepted under the racist regime of the Empire.

 

Basic Basic for children
Learning the galaxy's main language, starring Master Yoda.

 

Honey I Shrunk The Younglings

 

The star wars version of a stoner film, a film about people using death sticks. Their starship is parked but they think that they're in hyperspace. Most of the jokes aren't even funny.

 

Dude! I would watch the snot out of those!

 

While I agree that preserving Yoda's mystery is a good thing, I don't necessarily see that and a Yoda film as mutually exclusive. We could have a movie with 150-year-old Yoda guarding peace and justice in the old republic, and not learn anything that demystifies him. Of course, I'm in the camp that enjoyed seeing him with a lightsaber (avatar, obviously,) so if you're not, I doubt we'll ever agree.

 

Lethal Lobot: A depressed and suicidal Lobot teams up with the Ice Cream Man who is "getting too old for this ****". Together they go after Grand Admiral Thrawn played by Gary Busey who kidnaps Ice Cream Man's daughter and at one point shoots up an X-Wing while yelling "It's goddamned Life Day!" The climax involves Lobot and Thrawn having a brawl while all the Jedi watch and do nothing....for some reason.

 

JAWAS II : just when you thought is was safe to go back in the desert.

 

I liked Yoda with the lightsaber, I just don't want them to makea movie about him. There is a mystery around Yoda, he just IS the Jedi Master. Thats enough. His backstory shouldn't be told.

 

I am Weequay

 

The 40 Year Old Jedi: It's really ****ing boring and nothing happens. Just a random Jedi knight walking around for 3.5 hours.

 

star wars: how dack really felt that day

 

Ewoks On a Bus: In this one Samuel L. Jackson returns as Mace as he escapes from the wrath of Vader. He goes on a space bus where midway through the journey every single passenger (also played by Samuel L. Jackson) gets eaten by several rabid Ewoks (which are also played by Samuel L. Jackson). Now he must attach a chainsaw to his arm (voiced by Bruce Campbell) and do battle with the evil Ewoks.

 

Dr Evazan and Pondo Baba in Aqualishtar

 

Yeah, I'd watch that

 

Or an incestuous brother/sister fling....oh wait....already did that.