Full Series One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

Anakin Skywalker rescued by Skimpily-clad Jedi and Scantily-clad Jedi who then seek help from cat-people whose pacifist ways raise suspicions they may be missionaries of Satine Kryze.

 

Aayla Secura and Ashoka Tano go head to head in the annual "Miss Jedi”. Competition tests include “Jedi outfit”, “crashing”, “personality”, “negotiation”, “acrobatics”, and “lightsaber moves”. Can the impertinence of youth overcome the voluptuous female curves on an adult? An epic event that cannot be missed!

 

Dramatic episode centered around whether or not Anakin Skywalker, one of the 4 characters to appear in all 6 Star Wars films, will survive his injuries, whilst Senator Ahsoka McCarthy asks Scotty McElder if he is now, or has ever been, a pacifist.

 

Awkward sexual tension as Ahsoka and Aayla backpack through the African safari.

 

Aayla saves Bly from getting killed even though he's gonna kill her anyway, and the heroes protect a village of squirrels from Nute Gunray's oversized uncle and his new toy.

 

The George Takei vs Squirrels showdown you've all been waiting for.

 

Hate to be that guy, but I think I have 4. ;P

 

Win #2 for Star Trek as Captain Sulu voices an obviously well-fed, Separatist military general who proves that the CIS cannot even manage a win against cat-squirrel-raccoon, pacifist, people.

 

Aayla Secura gives Alvin, Simon and Theodore a reason to live by showing them her assets -- Lok Durd is not impressed nor interested.

 

Anakin and Obi-Wan assist a blue-skinned Senator named Chuchi (voiced by Jennifer Hale) who is struggling to maintain the peace between her people and some abominable snowmen and doing a more effective senatorial job than Padme did in three movies.

 

The Jedi finally track down the Yetti, but end up stumbling over its whole family, so a group of Na'vi from Pandora come and try to wipe them out.

 

Wise white man sees through fearsome natives' exterior to heart of gold underneath, whilst Diaspora Navi Businessman Type shows that beneath his cold blue exterior is a cold blue heart, barely beating near absolute zero.

 

Blue idiot has a death wish that comes true.

 

Ventress goes one for two, she manages to seduce a clone into betraying his brothers, but Obi-Wan isn't biting....much.

 

There's an enemy, hidden.

 

Uh, Badly gets mad and hides and tries to trick people...I haven't seen this in forever have this image that explains what should be said.

 

Hoes before bros.

 

Thinkin of a master plan
'cause ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
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