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JCC if you were absurdly rich, what sort of ridiculous things would you buy?

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    May 19, 2005
    The Thirteenth Amendment, jay-dub, look it up.
     
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  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    A lesson regarding how to get my game on.
     
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  3. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    A lot more of the same kind of things I buy now.
     
  4. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    They would still own themselves. They'd merely be on retainer to play 24/7, for the time and duration of my choosing. In return, they would be completely provided for. It would be a suitable arrangement.
     
  5. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    So you would be buying the services of a harpist, not a harpist.
     
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  6. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Chosen One star 7

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    Smartphone
     
  7. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    And such quibbling is exactly why I shan't be purchasing a lawyer. So now.
     
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  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  9. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I would bribe lots of people. Money = speech, don't you know.
     
  10. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A giraffe herd.

    Movie costumes off of PropstoreofLondon, then at conventions, let friends or terminally ill patients wear them and feel awesome.

    My own chain of Mexican restaurants.
     
  11. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A better version of everything Valyn owns.
     
  12. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 10, 2004
    A better version of everything jp just bought.
     
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  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The house next door to Marcus' and a ticket to Australia for Beezel.
     
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  14. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    Well, that's unfortunate. It'd put a new spin on AaylaSecuOWNED, that's for sure.
     
  15. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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    I would buy a football club and many players and the services of the greatest manager on Earth and then after three glorious seasons I would fire the manager and then I would buy the services a new manager every season or so. Just to screw with the supporters.
     
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  16. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 27, 2000
    I'm sticking with private jet.
     
  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Perfect; you can gruesomely execute anyone who trepasses on your property too!
     
  18. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jul 24, 2007
    That's what my trained guard velociraptors are for.
     
  19. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Clever girls.
     
  20. emilsson

    emilsson Force Ghost star 6

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  21. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Love.

    You definitely have the right accent for that line.
     
  22. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Liam Neeson and I'd make him dress as Qui-Gon the rest of his life.
     
  23. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 4, 2001
    A go-kart track for my backyard
     
  24. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    Jul 2, 2004
    You're saying he doesn't do that normally? :eek:
     
  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    What I'd buy:

    -The L.A. Lakers

    -The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences

    -Staten Island

    -Dodger season tickets, 1st row, right behind home plate

    -The portion of the Hollywood Hills within 1500 feet of the Hollywood sign

    -Coconut Grove, Florida

    -MSNBC