JCC Oscar Pistorius? More like Oscar Pistolius.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/14/world/africa/south-africa-blade-runner-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t1]The[/url] Blade Runner decides to switch to pistol shooting

Discuss.

 

What a Shame

 

I can't believe it took this long for a thread.

//insert comment about lack of limbs here

 

Has he figured out that he's a replicant?

 

First Mike/Julie, now Pistorius/Pistolius...I don't know if my fragile psyche can take any more lies!

 

this thread has legs.

 

More proof that America doesn't have a handgun problem. Because someone was shot somewhere else.

 

hey rich famous dudes: stop killing ur womenfolk

 

i didn't want to steal @juliet316's thunder.

 

In honour of Valentines

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorious

 

sounds like he just got cold feet about the relationship

 

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

 

Perhaps he's just being set up by a jealous ex?

 

Word has it that he has escaped from custody after screaming 'I didn't kill the person who would potentially have become my wife!'. Five dollars says that he's looking for the short-haired man with no legs who he says killed her.

 

I don't care

 

He's more machine now than man... twisted an--

Oh nvmd...

 

Please tell me that's real.

 

It is.

 

Incredible.

 

Gun enthusiasts don't have a leg to stand on.

 

I love the puns in this thread, and that Lee found another instance to post gunporn.