JCC I'm a white man with an afro.

What the heck am I supposed to do now?

and what does it all mean?

 

hey dark decryption

 

Are you a Jew too?

 

me too. i made a decision to embrace it for the first time in my life this year, and i get compliments almost every day. it's not about the hair, man. it's about the attitude. it's about radiance.

my next decision will be to begin the process of emulating my profile picture by installing prosthetics into my chin and cheekbones.

 

I'm a white guy with long-ish, curly-ish hair,

Nothing.

 

no! that's what's crazy! and my hair is straight! wavy at best!

AHHHHHHHH (hi.)

(actually I guess your name is mostly As. I spelled it mostly Hs. I hoped that's okay...)

 

have you considered clown college?

 

Clown college? You can't eat that.

 

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

"I don't think any of us expected him to say that."

 

yeah, but that's not an afro....

and: that's not true. that's not possible.

tom: no.... but that could solve all of my problems, now that I think about it.

 

Hair is meaningless!

 

do you even have hair, really?

I mean really. do you really have hair?

 

Are you Art Garfunkel?

 

my hair hasn't gone full out afro in a few years now, thank god. but it used to. and it was horrible.

 

ha ha. what.

 

what was so bad about it?

 

I bet if you tried to hit him over the head with a crowbar, the crowbar would instead bend on impact with his hair