JCC JCCNN: It's Back, Dammit:Interview with Obi-Zahn Kenobi!

well that escalated quickly

 

Back in EUCNN, it became a running gag that every one of my interviews ended in a fistfight.

 

I could make a joke about that, but I'll pass.

Anyway, if you ever think of putting me in these, actually ask me the questions and such and I'll respond.

 

That would, pretty much defeat the whole purpose of this thread.

 

I dunno, it is Arlon. Would it really be any less ridiculous than what I could come up with?

 

That was awesome. You had me literally lol'ing.

 

i doubt even the most creative mind could come with the answers Arlol would.

 

Nicely done.

 

Topical humor!

 

Nice job.

 

This was pretty damn funny.

 

These are so freaking brilliant! I always get excited when this thread gets updated. Keep up the awesome work!

 

lolly

 

RH: Good evening, this is Rogue1-and-a-half and this is Meet the Termites, the program where we take a little time to get to know the people who frequent the Jedi Council. You know, termites because they live on the boards. Ha ha ha ha ha *trails off slowly*

*awkward silence*

RH: See, because a termite . . .

KansasNavy: *off screen* They get it.

RH: Okay, well, anyway, we have here tonight as our special guest, Obi-Zahn Kenobi How are you, Obi-Zahn?

OZK: Fabulous. Perfect. Not at all emotionally scarred by a traumatic incident in my past or plagued by feelings of inadequacy.

RH: Very specific answer. I guess that’s good. Maybe? I don’t know? Anyway, *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* first I would just like to get to know you.*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*

*awkward silence*

RH: See, he said that in a movie . . .

KN: *off screen* Rogue . . .

RH: That usually kills.

KN: *off screen* Oh, it killed.

RH: Well, Obi-Zahn, let’s get right into your career on the boards. What was it that led you to the Jedi –

OZK: Rogue, I hate to cut you off. But I would like to just take off my hat to you for having me on the show tonight.

RH: Well, you’re welcome. Um, is it just me or are you kind of putting your emphasis on the wrong –

OZK: Let’s get back to the interview. I’m a little short on time.

RH: You just did it aga – well, whatever. Hmm, let’s just skip the opening question. If you could define your posting career on the boards, how would you do that?

OZK: You’d like me to recap my career on the boards?

RH: Okay, look, I think I get it. Let’s just talk about the elephant in the room. You’ve kind of hinted at it already.

OZK: Very subtly.

RH: Right, sure. But, er, what about the fact that some users say you talk about, um, how to put this, a certain subject too much.

OZK: Some people just can’t take a joke. They’re always going off –

RH: Please don’t. Just don’t.

OZK: Half-cocked.

RH: Okay, see, that’s just inappropriate.

OZK: Oh, what? Are you going to edit my post?

black

 

Well...Rogue you certainly pulled the skin off that subject, or were you pulling for skin?