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wocky. wocky stole a pop culture reference clarification from y'all. y'all are slippin'

 

i dunno i think its def way better than nothing actually.

i wouldnt necessarily presume to fight crime or right wrongs or whatever tho. its not THAT useful

 

I thought Mr. Fantastic was Reed Richards?

 

Riches Reedard

 

He is.

 

Please explained to me a situation where turning yourself into a misproportioned idiot would help, Rogue Ten.

 

oh whoops. close enough

 

it wouldnt hurt in the bedroom. plus i wouldnt hvae to get up to get something out of the kitchen or w/e

 

I originally read that post as "bathroom" and then imagined you using your stretch arms to fix yourself another sandwich while still relieving yourself.

 

that might take a lot of practice

 

. . .

 

you can change yourself into a giant net to catch people who are falling from tall buildings. i'm pretty sure mr. fantastic did this like once a day.

 

also it would help in the bathroom. constipation would become a thing of the past, for instance

why is he "Mr." fantastic? didnt dude have a phd?

 

I think the only situation where it would come in handy is if your parents circumcised you and you feel mutilated as a result and want to grow back your missing foreskin.

 

I had to look it up because like I've seen or read FF. Apparently his name is Reed Richards. Unfortunate.

 

yeah we've been talking about this for like a page. would you like to submit an application to the Center?

 

The Center?

 

The place where Jarod the Pretender escaped from.

 

the center for posters who cant read good and would like to do other things good too

psh, yeah like solojones could be a pretender

 

Sigh.

Without even reading the rest of the thread (and hitting reply)... Richard Reid...

Reed Richards?

DO YOU EVEN LIFT,SJ?!

 

When wouldn't it help?

 

im beginning to think she doesnt lift, Ender_Sai

 

There is no lifting going on there.