JCC Things come in 3s. What's the next bizarre JCCer story to break?

Butthead.

 

Geez, Darth Guy. Way to take it too far.

 

I'm sorry, Sith-Lord-Gunray , I'm a horrible person sometimes.

 

sometimes?

 

Heck freaking yes! I'll be waiting outside all day for it!

 

I wonder what will Espy think of this.

 

Steven Spielberg wins the Oscar, reveals himself as "Julie".

 

You mean Judie?

 

Good one, Monti.

 

Juli, Julie, Marcey-Dee, Juliette....OH piss off.

 

Montiette has a nice ring to it, not gonna lie.

 

Sounds like the name of an off brand line of pastry products only sold in the Deep South.

 

Through my life I have seen folks spell my name when I told them my name. Not one of them spelled it 'Montie'. I have seen Monti, Monte, and even Montey.

 

Monteeee.

 

Oh, I get nicknames too. Monteeego, Montague, Monster, Mon, Montacello, etc.

 

That's clearly not true, Montie.

 

I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

 

The freaking bench never arrived.

 

Fixed

Also: OZK undergoes a sex change operation, making the whole foreskin "controvery" moot

 

Darth Tunick gets a job at Target and gives up writing in red for writing in blue.