JCC JediWarrior And Connemara Missing In Afghanistan (Update: What a ****show.)

totally non-lifter, that one

 

I had to double check to be sure I was in the right thread.

 

Rogue, I've got an idea. Take down this memo:

What if they joined Al Qwaydar to help kidnap unborn white babies for the slave trade, and only Benjamin Edward Zelzebub - played by Liam Neeson - can rescue them? And in doing so, confronts his demons and forgives his flatmate wife for ripping him off and running off with his money?

To prove I'm serious, we should approach Sean Penn to direct, Rogue. Nobody takes anything more seriously than Sean Penn.

Conne and JW could be played by Travolta and Cage's hairpieces.

 

im still on solojones' lifting deficiency

imagine i posted the total antithesis of this song, with particular emphasis on the line "you got me lifted, shifted, higher than the ceiling"

 

Dammit man, we know there's no lifting going on. I have an Oscar winning film on my hands, I need you to take down a memo.

If needs be, we can cut to a scene of SJ trying to lift and not lifting, but focus dammit!

 

Thread has gone full dumbass.

 

Didn't it basically start there?

 

Hey **** you! The film idea is genius.

 

Once all known info was pored over, it was always going to go this way.

 

So, by post 3.

 

I bet they were looking for a droid and got jumped by some Taliban.

 

Gee, sorry for replying to a random comment directed at me before reading the whole rest of the thread because I didn't assume that it's all anyone would talk about for two pages.

 

Yeah, people really stretched out the content on that discussion.

I'm here all night.

 

gotta keep up, solojones. stay on the cutting edge. get that tip. put up or shut up, i always say

dont you work in hollywood? are you like "oh gee sorry i didnt get that hot new spec script thats gonna flip the entire towns bidness, i was too busy watching james cameron's avatar"

 

Fo sho was not busy lifting, amirite?

 

that much we can say with certainty, yes

 

Of all the films you could try to make fun of me with, Avatar? Really? I hate that movie. Now you're just getting lazy.

 

Having strong emotions about Avatar is a character flaw.

 

Not if they are bad emotions.

 

no the proper reaction was "gee, that was a fun ride" and then forgetting about it

 

When did Emperor Billy Bob return

 

In many ways, I never left. I've always been with you, and so I will be for a thousand thousand years, until the stars themselves cease to burn and all that man has wrought crumbles to dust.

 

stalker

 

Really, this is the only direction a thread by or about Connemara could take..

 

Avatar's plot was like the equivalent of super stretching among superhero powers.