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That seems like something that would come straight out of Order of the Stick.

 

Welcome Benjamin Bunny. What's your opinion on jackalopes?

 

Hello there Benjamin Bunny.



In addition to jackalopes, how do you feel about time travel?

 

In about 3 hours, I will be seeing Turisas and Firewind perform live.

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I am sure I am missing some kind of reference here.

 

That's Evelios for you, and if once you get farther along in the story and he develops something along the line of Multiple Personality Disorder, he gets even more hilarious!

Though if there is a way to bribe someone or petition an expansion, I'd join you in the endeavor...

 

Perhaps. Perhaps not......

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoughcoughgagwheeze......

 

Here, have some lozenges. That cough'll kill you. Ah ha. Haha. Haha. HahahahAHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---

*dies*

 

Ah, you see, you fell for one of the classic blunders - the first is never to start a land war in Asia, but the second is to never take any lozenges in Hooper's.

 

Haha, thanks. Just a little thing I whipped up in Paint.

(And it doesn't show the full glory of the party, anyway.)

 

Why is Ragnar so short? WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?

I mean, I'm taller than him, but still!

 

Don't despise your size, Peng. Your character causes all kinds of mayhem everywhere he goes

 

Indeed, didn't he once leap a ten foot wall and smash down on the ogre behind killing him in one blow?

 

I hear Ragnar Ingvarson is ten feet tall, with a shock of flaming red hair, kills men by the hundreds, and once consumed the British with fireballs from his eyes and scorched them with lightning bolts from his arse.

 

But he doesn't have a hot wife dead wife.

 

as far as we know.

 

Well, if he did, she probably wasn't killed by an English lord.

 

I'm sure there is a suitable substitute to be found, what with Faerun's many countries...

 

Well, if he did, she probably wasn't killed by an Cormyrian English lord.

 

Tethyrian maybe? Or wrong culture type? Are they the merchant one? Or was that Amn...

 

Cormyran is your go-to for uppity nobles in heavy armour. Tethyr and Amn are basically medieval Spain and Portugal, respectively.

 

Evelios is a real characters. Even if he has had just about everyone else in the party wishing to deal him a bit of blunt force trauma at one time or another... it's all part of his indefinable charm.

I have to admit, the way we devastate things now I'd be afraid of what Saint could dream up to deal with MORE characters in the party. And if one of them was a paladin? Hoo boy. I can see that going so very well with Skadi and Zanaek... and Corrath... and Mazarun...

 

Paladin? Bah! I chiefly work in the realm of the arcane, with secondary favorites in skill monkey and Divine.

 

Paladin ?!?!?!


BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

Evelios would have him trying to cure his 'insanity'..

 

Love that movie!