Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club

Welcome to the most amazing club in the galaxy! In this club we love, we adore, we discuss and obsess over Wes Janson and all things relating to him. How hawt he is, his voice and mannerisms and how he hits on all the women. Wes Janson, x-wing pilot, prankster, ladies man and nine-year-old. Ewoks and Wes Janson are very closely related. Not as in long-lost cousins (cuz that would be weird) but in their sense of crazy, hilarious, insane hijinks that amaze even me. Fanfic is always welcome


Rules:
1. You may call me Grand High Priestess Governor Sir Empress Swan.
2. I am the be all, end all of this thread. Anything I say goes. Jumping up and down and waving your arms will be common place.
3. Streaking is an acceptable pasttime
4. Hitting on people way out of your league is expected.
5. Rabid hordes of ewoks lurk here. Don't anger them or make any sudden movements near them. They are fierce and scary and fast.
6. Anyone caught hurting an ewok will pay.
7. Bribery and flirting is not only allowed, it is also expected.

Why we're here:
1. Discuss Wes (his abs *drool* and other things )
2. Quote Wes
3. Blastsword duels and cape wearing
4. Pranks and general mayhem
5. Annoying those in charge (namely me, but other higher ups will do just as well)


*Steals from HER commanding officer* Yub yub lexu

Who is a High Minister? Mostly just those who join up first and/or who know the most about Wes Janson. Will bribery work? Abso-frakkin-lutely.

How to Join:
-Post a Wes quote. (Try to steer clear of "Yub yub, Commander.")
-Run The Gauntlet.
-Choose your title and have it approved by a High Minister.

The Rules of The Gauntlet:
-Only a High Minister may release the Ewoks
-Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay.
- No armor is allowed unless it is a card board cut-out
-The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister or myself says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.

 

I wanna join

...but I don't wanna be a newbie.

 

Do you know anything about Wes Janson? And did you bring your commanding officer a present?

 

was this mod approved?

 

*runs in*

If I get to be a part of this fan club... and maybe have a shiny (and/or powerful) position as well...

I offer you this:

*holds up a stolen barstool*

and this:

*picks up a plate of cookies from behind her*

and this:

*puts down the keys to a AT-AT*

and likes of every post you post in here or the other WJFC thread for the next 30 days.


*looks around*

Oh! Yeah! A quote!

Uh... *thinks*

"You look like some weird cross between a starfighter pilot and a Batravian gumplucker."


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I did good, right?

 

Yes Hatzer

*stares at new toys* Volshe, you're in. You can be a High Minister.

 

Hatzer? I like that nickname.


Yay! *throws ewok shaped confetti*

 

I know tons ! about his illness, his silliness, awesomeness, his piloting skills, etc.

AND...

I made you a sundae with a cherry on top ! Because you're the best !

 

You're in! *eats icecream sundae* Now, weren't you streaking earlier?


*dances in the confetti* Mhmmm hm hm hmmmm!

 

I was "changing" Swan

*throws more confetti *

 

Likely story! *shows off photos* I have PROOF!

Okay, since Wes Janson in the movies is less hawt than Wes Janson in the comics and books, what do you think an rl Wes Janson would look like? From the books he is described as preternaturally youthful looking.

 

Where on the scale is "less hawt" when talking about Wes?

 

I found a pic that is hotter than these two combined, but can't post it here. And no - his "parts" aren't showing in it.

 

I feel like they don't do him justice.

 

As if any picture ever could.

 

Very true.


I know what we should do! Construct a Wes statue or fountain.

 

We could have one commissioned near the imperial palace...

 

I think a Wes statue AND fountain are both wonderful ideas.

I like the one of him in a towel.

 

Not sure the Imperials would all like that. We want to keep the statue, after all.

How about on Corellia? And heck, Taanab is perfect too...

 

We could make it a prank... but I'm not sure they are... how shall I put this... "in the mood" for that.

Corellia? Tanaab? Go on...

 

I'm for it.
If it's the SWC you've got the go ahead from me.

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Both have large parks... waiting for a fountain... Ewoks are easy to sculpt too.

 

I also have it from Sinre. But then again he's twisted around my little finger (or so I like to pretend )


How about Janson playing with Ewoks?!

 

Just be careful with the ewoks. Some of them have an aversion to them.


Sounds great! Consider them built.

*sits in the rafters with a milkshake*